Current Events > Drinking Topic 156: Come Get Your GOD DAMN KICKS

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I thought it was borderline genius.

@Ankha

Can you quickly resolve this debate? @Smackems thinks there's no such thing as stool donations. I say it quite actually is a real thing.

We need a medical professional to settle this.

Taint real

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Also this

http://www.gastro.center/pg_fmt.php

Fecal microbiota transplantation (FMT), often referred to as 'stool transplant', 'fecal transplant', 'poop transplant', is the process of transplantation of fecal bacteria from a healthy individual into a recipient. FMT involves restoration of the colonic microflora by introducing healthy bacterial flora through infusion of stool obtained from a healthy donor. FMT is rapidly becoming accepted as a viable, safe, and effective treatment for recurrent Clostridium difficile infection (CDI). CDI is a frequent nosocomial illness, and identified as the pathological agent in 1020% of cases of antibiotic-associated diarrhea, and as high as 50% in epidemic outbreaks.

I'm on Team Johnny for that debate, as much as I want nothing to do with it. I had heard about that shit (pun intended) years ago and then South Park did an episode about it, which pretty much automatically confirmed it as real because it's South Park.

Fake

Here's my nipple

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/4/8/AAZOwTAAD9v0.png

I've definitely heard of stool transplants to help with gut bacteria and gastro intestinal problems so logically you would require donors.

IfGodCouldDie posted...

I've definitely heard of stool transplants to help with gut bacteria and gastro intestinal problems so logically you would require donors.

BOOM. Suck it all over the place smackers I won.

Johnny_Nutcase posted...

BOOM. Suck it all over the place smackers I won.

Are you saying you want me to stuff you full of my shit?

Sigh.. always knew this day would come... Bend over, junny

No I just saw your dinner topic. Your shit bacteria is riddled with.... shit bacteria.

I haven't eat it yet

beervent day 8

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/0/3/AAEhCpAAD97n.jpg

Playin Kart right now and you can customize the items... gonna make for some interesting games for us.

You messing around with the new tracks? I can give it a go again and see if i'm working any better. Been raining here for 3 days, and will continue to until Sunday I think so my hopes aren't high.

beervent day 9

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/5/7/AAEhCpAAD-Np.jpg

Downloaded 53 gigs of updates for Flight Sim only for it to tell me to fuck off because it thinks im offline and I can't do jack fuck.

Fuck online only games. Pure dogshit that we let that happen to gaming

I'm gonna go play Elder Squirrels Online

Smackems posted...

Fuck online only games.

I hear that

Back in my day we popped in a cartidge or maybe even a disc and the developers said "There ya go asshole, we call that finished so suck my ass".

Most of the times they got it right. Unlike today where they release a downright broken game on day 1 just because of their "deadlines"

Played all the new Mario Kart races with my two besties tonight, schlooped up

Had a great time. Those new tracks are fucking awesome

We ran some last night, I wound up getting the online working for a bit. Your migraine ever go away?

Holy fuck I haven't posted itt for a week.

What is going on?

Even internet wise I've been super withdrawn and shit lately. Damn.

I was sure Walter killed and ate you.

Oh he tried. But we came to a mutual agreement where he just fucks me up when he gets bored. That was after I reminded him he can't buy food or open doors though.

They are playing Pennywise in the stadium at the Avs Rangers game over the loudspeaker

Occasionally hear some punk bands play in LA, i've heard BR before.

Also, everyone can relax, Walter didn't eat Canuck

Nice. I love pennywise or at least pre time bomb pennywise. Literally kinda can't stand bro hymn till this day though. Great song but every single band at battle of the bands in hs played it. regardless of what kinda music they played. it was for this kid who died and between that and hearing it 14 times at like every hs party I just sorta don't ever need to hear it again. Great song but it got ruined for me.

Love the tim steinfort cover all the same.

CanuckCowboy posted...

Nice. I love pennywise or at least pre time bomb pennywise. Literally kinda can't stand bro hymn till this day though. Great song but every single band at battle of the bands in hs played it. regardless of what kinda music they played. it was for this kid who died and between that and hearing it 14 times at like every hs party I just sorta don't ever need to hear it again. Great song but it got ruined for me.

Love the tim steinfort cover all the same.

That's the song they played lol. It makes for a decent arena cheer anthem, crowd was into it. That song was very much overplayed and burned out, I think it was in memory of guitarist Jason Thirsk.

MabusIncarnate posted...

That's the song they played lol. It makes for a decent arena cheer anthem, crowd was into it. That song was very much overplayed and burned out, I think it was in memory of guitarist Jason Thirsk.

Lol. Not surprised honestly. Yeah it was about him iirc.

Also after the kid i mentioned died in grade 9 a buncha kids in a tiny ass hs raised like 10k towards a skatepark and so that little town got a skatepark... 18 years after I moved away and when everyone from his grad class was 35.

They did put a memorial plaque in his name though so... I dunno... least it got built even a generation late.

I can't get this Bowie song out of my head, so now it's in all y'alls heads now too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3MX-rUtS6M

MabusIncarnate posted...

We ran some last night, I wound up getting the online working for a bit. Your migraine ever go away?

I think it was a tension headache. It didn't put me on my ass but it was way worse than a normal headache

I've found that a couple shots kills a migraine immediately, or maybe that might have been DTs.

This was one of the first bands I ever saw live.

Many many beers ago.

https://youtu.be/CNXrZe6xibY

a-c-a-b posted...

This was one of the first bands In ever saw live.

I think the first band I saw live was either the Oak Ridge Boys or ZZ Top

I remember seeing the Suicide Macines. They were great.

https://youtu.be/meujAc-RfDk

I've been to see Rush twice, and that was great.

Gross Rush ew

I saw Creed live once to get laid, it was horrible.

Questionmarktarius posted...

I've been to see Rush twice, and that was great.

I've seen them once.

You're never too fucked up for Rush.

https://youtu.be/AZm1_jtY1SQ

RIP Neal Peart.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bn4IprJww8w

Nobody could actually do the Drum Solo of Life for Neal himself.

im fucking knackered

trying to be, but i'm just getting tired and gouty

https://youtu.be/I18hPb9tXAI

Here's some hot takes

Not only does Rush suck, but so does ACDC and The Eagles

My opinion of course

Though the latter two have one or two good songs... Rush has nothin I like

a-c-a-b posted...

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fuckin youtube

Smackems posted...

Here's some hot takes

Not only does Rush suck, but so does ACDC and The Eagles

My opinion of course

Though the latter two have one or two good songs... Rush has nothin I like

I'm gonna give you such a hard wedgie some day.

Smackems posted...

Here's some hot takes

Not only does Rush suck, but so does ACDC and The Eagles

My opinion of course

Though the latter two have one or two good songs... Rush has nothin I like

Well I agree with you about The Eagles.

https://youtu.be/x7XscWqgdzI