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Johnny_Nutcase
11/26/22 10:41:14 PM
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On this episode one of us shits ourselves. Cannn youuuuu guesss who?

@YugiNoob
@Ankha
@Smackems
@CanuckCowboy
@Pandamonic
@a-c-a-b
@JimCarrysToe
@WaterLink
@Harpie
@TreyFlowers

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Smackems
11/26/22 10:42:08 PM
#2:


All the other kids with their GOD DAMN KICKS

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Johnny_Nutcase
11/26/22 10:42:43 PM
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Johnny_Nutcase
11/26/22 10:43:39 PM
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@MrMallard
@Yefoloogi
@Naysaspace
@bsp77
@Talib_21
@ScazarMeltex
@Johnny_Fuckface

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YugiNoob
11/26/22 10:53:36 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/6/5/AAPV5JAAD3NV.jpg

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Talib_21
11/26/22 11:05:04 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/1/4/AAafzUAAD7Re.jpg

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Johnny_Nutcase
11/26/22 11:05:36 PM
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Your dog is drunk and upside down again.

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Talib_21
11/26/22 11:06:38 PM
#8:


Ya hes not a fan of baths, fucking pussie

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Johnny_Nutcase
11/26/22 11:16:31 PM
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Talib you mentioned Washington State.... Well I went to the Sun Bowl when they played Miami

Remember... SUN BOWL... we left before halftime because me and my friend were hungover bad and wanted nothing to do with this shit show

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHCZyrMtwZw

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a-c-a-b
11/26/22 11:39:29 PM
#10:


Love some old-school bluegrass

https://youtu.be/RHAyvXt0Bz0

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Johnny_Nutcase
11/26/22 11:59:24 PM
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Starting the early stages of getting pissed. Girl at work STOPPED ME as I was walking the fuck out to my car at work. Asked for my number and I gave it to her... In her words "I need to get your number"... This one actually used it unlike Southern Girl.

I work from home on Saturdays and so she asks me like two hours into the day if i'm HERE... I straight up said If I was you would have seen me....

Somehow we started talking about music and she said ohhh send me all the songs you like I can't listen to them at work but I will as soon as I get home... Ok She texts me after she got off and I sent her 3 and she's sent NOTHING back. It's like wellll.... what the fuck? What was the purpose of all of this to begin with?

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MabusIncarnate
11/27/22 12:35:33 AM
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Maybe she wants to wear your skin as a dress

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Johnny_Nutcase
11/27/22 12:38:35 AM
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I've never seen her wear a dress but I guess she was waitin for my sexy skin.

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FigureOfSpeech
11/27/22 12:43:04 AM
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Smackems
11/27/22 1:14:35 AM
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She's going to rob you

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Johnny_Nutcase
11/27/22 1:20:04 AM
#17:


Rob me of what? My soul? Lotsa luck lady.

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Smackems
11/27/22 1:42:34 AM
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Your earthly possessions, sinner

Were you thinking of fornicating with that foul temptress before marriage?

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Johnny_Nutcase
11/27/22 1:54:23 AM
#19:


Multiple times.

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BlazinBlue88
11/27/22 8:09:27 AM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Starting the early stages of getting pissed. Girl at work STOPPED ME as I was walking the fuck out to my car at work. Asked for my number and I gave it to her... In her words "I need to get your number"... This one actually used it unlike Southern Girl.

I work from home on Saturdays and so she asks me like two hours into the day if i'm HERE... I straight up said If I was you would have seen me....

Somehow we started talking about music and she said ohhh send me all the songs you like I can't listen to them at work but I will as soon as I get home... Ok She texts me after she got off and I sent her 3 and she's sent NOTHING back. It's like wellll.... what the fuck? What was the purpose of all of this to begin with?
Maybe she hasn't had a chance to listen to them yet? Stop being so clingy Johnny.

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Johnny_Nutcase
11/27/22 5:59:41 PM
#21:


Hey pal you'd have a point if she didn't say she would listen to them after work. Well 24 hours later I doubt she's still at work. Ya horses arse.

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Smackems
11/27/22 6:23:43 PM
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She might be. Someone has to pull up your slack smh

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IfGodCouldDie
11/27/22 6:24:09 PM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Hey pal you'd have a point if she didn't say she would listen to them after work. Well 24 hours later I doubt she's still at work. Ya horses arse.
Life happens and is unpredictable.

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Smackems
11/27/22 6:25:15 PM
#24:


I wish the new god of war was.... Better

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Johnny_Nutcase
11/27/22 6:31:59 PM
#25:


IfGodCouldDie posted...
Life happens and is unpredictable.

Ok well well if a fridge fell over on her ....I will have egg on my face.

I mean not as much as she will but oh well.

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Smackems
11/27/22 7:35:09 PM
#26:


I may get suspended for saying shat

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Johnny_Nutcase
11/27/22 7:36:42 PM
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Saying what?


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FigureOfSpeech
11/27/22 7:46:06 PM
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Smackems posted...
I wish the new god of war was.... Better

I have no way to play it but I watched a boss rush video. I was... somewhat impressed? I always like the massive bosses in GoW and GoW-type games, so the Nidhogg and Garm fights stood out to me especially. Garm was just a... fucking giant wolf. Nothing particularly interesting to see there compared to other similarly sized giant bosses, but I have to say though, the gameplay and tactics looked pretty impressive. For "just a giant wolf" on the surface, the necessary targeting you have to do and the giant-chain-leash flailing that the boss does made it seem like a pretty interesting and dynamic fight.

Another funny detail. I immediately recognized the voice actor for Odin, based on his voice and how the character looks, though I actually mistook him for a different actor. When I looked him up, I was like "well yeah, that dude..." but I also mistakenly thought he was on The Walking Dead, which I was wrong about. However, I just a few minutes later realized that Thor's voice actor was actually someone from The Walking Dead. Also, another fun voice acting fact, the Giant with the cauldron is voiced by Deborah Wilson from MadTV (known mostly for playing Oprah). I thought that was neat when I found out. Hadn't heard anything about her in a while.
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Johnny_Nutcase
11/27/22 7:56:58 PM
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Gonna door dash something because I didn't do any grocery shopping this weekend. I don't know what the FUCK I want. It's like going through Netflix.

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Smackems
11/27/22 7:58:43 PM
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FigureOfSpeech posted...
I have no way to play it but I watched a boss rush video. I was... somewhat impressed? I always like the massive bosses in GoW and GoW-type games, so the Nidhogg and Garm fights stood out to me especially. Garm was just a... fucking giant wolf. Nothing particularly interesting to see there compared to other similarly sized giant bosses, but I have to say though, the gameplay and tactics looked pretty impressive. For "just a giant wolf" on the surface, the necessary targeting you have to do and the giant-chain-leash flailing that the boss does made it seem like a pretty interesting and dynamic fight.

Another funny detail. I immediately recognized the voice actor for Odin, based on his voice and how the character looks, though I actually mistook him for a different actor. When I looked him up, I was like "well yeah, that dude..." but I also mistakenly thought he was on The Walking Dead, which I was wrong about. However, I just a few minutes later realized that Thor's voice actor was actually someone from The Walking Dead. Also, another fun voice acting fact, the Giant with the cauldron is voiced by Deborah Wilson from MadTV (known mostly for playing Oprah). I thought that was neat when I found out. Hadn't heard anything about her in a while.
The puzzles are shat

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Smackems
11/27/22 7:59:15 PM
#31:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Gonna door dash something because I didn't do any grocery shopping this weekend. I don't know what the FUCK I want. It's like going through Netflix.
Dress like wixard

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Johnny_Nutcase
11/27/22 8:02:59 PM
#32:


I'm getting Little Caesars because then I won't have to cook shit tomorrow either. And fuck your crazy Wixardy shit.

@MabusIncarnate I been playing Gems of War all day and i'm getting back into it. It's addictive. Also Mabus said him and his gf and can beat the piss out of me you and your wife in Mario Kart tomorrow... just trowin that out there.

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Smackems
11/27/22 8:14:29 PM
#33:


Yes those were my exact words

@AirFresh too

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a-c-a-b
11/27/22 8:17:20 PM
#34:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Gonna door dash something because I didn't do any grocery shopping this weekend. I don't know what the FUCK I want. It's like going through Netflix.
So you're gonna browse for 20 mins looking for something new, but then just end up eating something that you've had a dozen times before?

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Johnny_Nutcase
11/27/22 8:19:01 PM
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a-c-a-b posted...
So you're gonna browse for 20 mins looking for something new, but then just end up eating something that you've had a dozen times before?

That's exactly what I did....

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a-c-a-b
11/27/22 8:20:44 PM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
That's exactly what I did....
I figured.

That's what Netflix is like for me a lot of the time.

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Smackems
11/27/22 8:20:51 PM
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It's cuz yo ass ain't even hongry

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Johnny_Nutcase
11/27/22 8:28:09 PM
#39:


Smackems posted...
It's cuz yo ass ain't even hongry

That is also true. I'm drinking the rest of my beer and eatin that later.

You fuckin people got it alllll figured out do ya's?

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Johnny_Nutcase
11/27/22 8:32:10 PM
#40:


Guess who's not gonna be having this rockin song sent to her inbox!?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ayd-a44Nca4

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Smackems
11/27/22 9:05:07 PM
#41:


[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

I'll pee on your floor. I'll pee on yo WEASEL

Johnny_Nutcase posted...
That is also true. I'm drinking the rest of my beer and eatin that later.

You fuckin people got it alllll figured out do ya's?
What you mean you people

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Johnny_Nutcase
11/27/22 9:10:07 PM
#42:


What do YOU mean by what do I mean?

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Smackems
11/27/22 9:45:51 PM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
What do YOU mean by what do I mean?
Who is you meaning to YOU mean on the what you mean, know what I mean?

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CanuckCowboy
11/27/22 10:18:38 PM
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What do you guys mean?

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Smackems
11/27/22 10:47:56 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

Well my pee smell like rainbows so I'll get em cleaned up

Put a stick up their ass and use em like a Swiffer wet jet. The jet is my pee, 10 second intervals

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Smackems
11/27/22 10:54:21 PM
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Just gotta get my weenie tied around it somehow. Bread tie maybe

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Johnny_Nutcase
11/27/22 11:01:15 PM
#49:


Mmmmmhmm yeah ok and i'm the nutcase here?

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Smackems
11/27/22 11:10:16 PM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Mmmmmhmm yeah ok and i'm the nutcase here?

Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Mmmmmhmm yeah ok and i'm the nutcase here?
Oh perfect! Hey Johnnie hold this stick for me

Now... Where is this god damn thing

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