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ForsakenHermit
11/25/22 8:22:04 PM
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Gobstoppers12 posted...
I think this can be interesting, too, but...most of the time those moments are few and far between. If I had to pinpoint one reason why soccer is so boring, I think it's because the field is just...massive. It's as big as a football field but without any of the rules that make football interesting to watch. Football feels much more intimate because of how yard gains/losses factor into field position, so a 10 yard gain feels huge and nets a first down.

In soccer it's just...~80 yards of neutral territory with only a scant few spaces on the entire field that actually feel like high-tension zones. A game with a huge field like soccer or football cannot use the entire field at all times and still be interesting.

Just my opinion, obviously, but the action has to have some way of progressing without just being a shoving/kicking match in the middle for 90% of the runtime. Soccer feels boring because it looks boring. I'm sure the players are running their hardest and doing insane stuff with ball handling and positioning and whatnot, but to the average viewer it really does just look like a bunch of small dots on a huge field chasing a ball back and forth for 90 minutes straight. With way too many penalties.
This is why I find hockey superior to soccer. Hockey games can be low scoring but the prospect of scoring is always there. In soccer not so much.

It also makes me wonder why Futsal isn't bigger as it basically is to soccer what arena football is to stadium football.

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mustachedmystic
11/25/22 8:26:10 PM
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Robot2600 posted...
even if we find it boring, americans are natural athletes and there's a lot of us
Come the fuck on. If there was a stupid comment tourney, you would have just won.

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dummy420
11/25/22 8:26:42 PM
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Irony posted...
I don't actually watch soccer is this a thing or is it satire


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Agent_Stroud
11/25/22 8:29:38 PM
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https://giphy.com/gifs/leroypatterson-angry-wojak-mk0ClXsaw7K2z2cgCF

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Irony
11/25/22 8:46:18 PM
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Agent_Stroud posted...
https://giphy.com/gifs/leroypatterson-angry-wojak-mk0ClXsaw7K2z2cgCF
Idk what this is

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Meow_Meow_Meow
11/25/22 8:48:12 PM
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I watched the South Korea game the other day and it was 0-0 as well. Not too exciting...

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levelshooter
11/25/22 9:05:16 PM
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You lot getting excited about a fluke draw but draw against Iran and you're getting dumped out


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DarthDemented
11/25/22 9:05:39 PM
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Gobstoppers12 posted...
God, what a disaster of a sport. People make fun of baseball for being boring, but imagine watching an entire 90 minute game of dudes straight up running back and forth kicking a ball without ever scoring a single point.
Oh then you'll love this. They have a new rule this world cup where everytime play stops that length of time gets tacked on to the end of the half. With all the flops, legit penalties, and what not they can end up adding an extra 5-8 minutes.

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masticatingman
11/25/22 9:09:59 PM
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The US looked as good if not better than England for most of the match. And this with the common collective understanding that England is a vastly superior soccer country.

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Gobstoppers12
11/25/22 9:24:42 PM
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DarthDemented posted...
Oh then you'll love this. They have a new rule this world cup where everytime play stops that length of time gets tacked on to the end of the half. With all the flops, legit penalties, and what not they can end up adding an extra 5-8 minutes.
lmao that's actually ridiculous. Soccer doesn't really "need" to expand its audience any because it's so huge globally as it is, but man they sure aren't gonna win many new fans with this kind of stuff.

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mustachedmystic
11/25/22 9:32:47 PM
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DarthDemented posted...
Oh then you'll love this. They have a new rule this world cup where everytime play stops that length of time gets tacked on to the end of the half. With all the flops, legit penalties, and what not they can end up adding an extra 5-8 minutes.
Isnt that injury time?

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Mizznox
11/25/22 9:49:38 PM
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DarthDemented posted...
Oh then you'll love this. They have a new rule this world cup where everytime play stops that length of time gets tacked on to the end of the half. With all the flops, legit penalties, and what not they can end up adding an extra 5-8 minutes.

... there's nothing new about that, "stoppage time" has always been a thing.

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Reave314
11/25/22 9:52:43 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BIajBbbtgbs
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Questionmarktarius
11/25/22 9:54:47 PM
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USA vs Iran is next.
o...kay
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MarcyWarcy
11/25/22 9:54:59 PM
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Lads!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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mustachedmystic
11/25/22 9:55:13 PM
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Aach! You call that a riot?!? Cmon boys, lets take em to school!

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uwnim
11/25/22 10:24:25 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
USA vs Iran is next.
o...kay
Very important game for every team in the group except England.

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Itachi157
11/25/22 10:56:17 PM
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AloneIBreak posted...
What an exciting sport.

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FLOUR
11/25/22 11:07:12 PM
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So what did I miss?

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FL81
11/25/22 11:10:43 PM
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Can't the umpire just call the game into extra innings when there's a tie?

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