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Doe
11/24/22 12:15:40 AM
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yep.

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GS4Life
11/24/22 12:17:55 AM
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Never seen it myself but from what I've heard it's gotten a relatively positive amount of praise for a video game based movie

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ultimate_reaver
11/24/22 12:24:44 AM
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didnt see it but i know hitman absolution took ideas from it and that game was shit

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Haejin
11/24/22 12:25:20 AM
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I forgot but dont you get to see some titties in that movie?

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Doe
11/24/22 12:31:14 AM
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Haejin posted...
I forgot but dont you get to see some titties in that movie?
yeah and it's very funny because 47 doesn't know how to deal with it

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Sufferedphoneix
11/24/22 12:37:20 AM
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ultimate_reaver posted...
didnt see it but i know hitman absolution took ideas from it and that game was shit

Absolution wasn't a bad game. Just wasn't what makes hitman games great.

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ForsakenHermit
11/24/22 12:38:30 AM
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I just watched this a few hours earlier and the action is pretty good. The story is kind of hard to follow despite the simple premise.

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David1988
11/24/22 12:39:28 AM
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Agreed, solid action movie given the average quality of action movies

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Haejin
11/24/22 12:39:35 AM
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I remember I like it, I remember the actor walked just like the video game character. Most people miss details like that. I should rewatch it.

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ultimate_reaver
11/24/22 12:47:47 AM
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Sufferedphoneix posted...


Absolution wasn't a bad game. Just wasn't what makes hitman games great.


it absolutely was. there was no reason to release a hat-tilting-down-simulator

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LaggnFragnLarry
11/24/22 12:48:42 AM
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it has a lot of action
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Punished_Blinx
11/24/22 12:48:56 AM
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Oh yeah the one where the budget was so low they changed his origin so they could reuse footage from a TV show for the intro.

The one that had a random sword fight for some reason because clearly espionage and assassination isn't interesting enough for a movie.

It was below average but could be worse. Olyphant deserved better though.

In fact the best part of this movie is this quote from Olyphant
Find yourself bald in Bulgaria doing some pile of shit, that will get you up a little earlier in the morning and make you work a little harder.

The sequel which was a Singapore tourism commercial disguised as an action movie is a great plane movie when flying to Singapore. Which is how I watched it.

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Doe
11/24/22 12:55:32 AM
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Punished_Blinx posted...
The one that had a random sword fight for some reason because clearly espionage and assassination isn't interesting enough for a movie.
certainly the dumbest part of the movie but the solo action vs the black 47 was actually alright.

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Jagr_68
11/24/22 2:06:03 AM
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Idk how Timothy Olyphant got that role but he was too much of a pretty boy to be believable as 47.

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Sufferedphoneix
11/24/22 2:12:37 AM
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ultimate_reaver posted...
it absolutely was. there was no reason to release a hat-tilting-down-simulator

My only gripe was every mission should have had a target to kill. That's what made it suck as a hitman game.

Well maybe it wasn't good as a game period I'll concede but I liked the story well enough as part of 47s lore/story

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DetectivePony
11/24/22 2:14:57 AM
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Agreed, its awful.

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