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littlebro07
11/24/22 5:54:58 PM
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What a fascinating situation. I wonder how far hed pushed it before you encountered him

Like was he at the store looking for a new fridge after his broke down and they had an incredible deal with only one left, but his truck broke down in the parking lot and they wouldnt agree to hold onto it for him even with paying and his phone was dead so he embarked on an epic journey to push a god damn refrigerator home to save Thanksgiving

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CableZL
11/24/22 6:20:14 PM
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Naysaspace posted...
Were you speeding

Be honest
I was going about 50. That stretch of road has no posted speed limit, so I'm not sure

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NecroFoul99
11/24/22 6:46:30 PM
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Just. One. More. Mile. I bet Mike will give me a gram for this.

*knock knock knock*

Yo, Mike. Come outside. Got something youre going to want to see.

WTF is this?

Your new fridge. I just want a teener.

All Ive got are quarters and Ill give you two.

Aww, man, cmon. I pushed this thing for three miles. Almost got ran over getting it over the highway. A gram.

Two quarters or get this thing off my property.

Fuckokay. Two quarters. Goddamn patriarchy always taking advantage.

8 hours later

*knock knock knock*

Yo, Mike. Come outside. Got something youre going to want to see.

DudeWTF is this?

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/9/2/AASrKBAAD61A.jpg

Its a Llama!

Looks like someone earned their gram today.


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thronedfire2
11/24/22 6:48:37 PM
#54:


when you gotta fix a fridge, you gotta fix a fridge

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CableZL
11/25/22 12:55:09 AM
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The fridge is still on the side of the road. I wonder what happened to the dude

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Daffadilio
11/25/22 1:59:17 AM
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CableZL posted...
The fridge is still on the side of the road. I wonder what happened to the dude
Nows your chance!

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Agonized_rufous
11/25/22 2:06:17 AM
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I hear that fridges run and you have to catch it sometimes

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MabusIncarnate
11/25/22 3:47:32 AM
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Amazon testing a new delivery system

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Gremlynn
11/25/22 4:24:57 AM
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my immediate guess is that he was driving with it poorly secured in his truck and it fell out.

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Kakapo
11/25/22 7:04:28 AM
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VeggetaX posted...
I know there's a subreddit called idiotsincars but is there a subreddit for pedestrian idiots? If so you should post it there.
Idiots tend to be fairly pedestrian.

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CableZL
11/25/22 11:57:51 PM
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The fridge is still on the side of the road

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