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DB_Insider
11/22/22 10:47:42 PM
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Would u rather be a Norse God or a Greek God?


U can choose the established greek god like odin or zeus. Which one strikes ur fancy?

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ShineboxPhil
11/22/22 10:48:19 PM
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Norse cause being a greek god sounds like incest sex

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Homeless_Waifu
11/22/22 10:48:22 PM
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Aztec god tbh

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furb
11/22/22 10:49:15 PM
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No Ragnarok. I don't want to deal with that.

Greek please. I can be as capricious as a want, especially post Titanomachy

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DrizztLink
11/22/22 10:50:10 PM
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I feel like Kratos is watching us all very carefully.

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Flockaveli
11/22/22 10:50:18 PM
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Greek god statues always have small dicks.
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g0ldie
11/22/22 10:51:36 PM
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are Norse gods the ones they say are like people but with powers, or is that for both of them.

ShineboxPhil posted...
Norse cause being a greek god sounds like incest sex

I might have to go with Greek for, uh, totally unrelated reasons.

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gunplagirl
11/22/22 10:52:10 PM
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I literally worship Freyja sooooo

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Tyranthraxus
11/22/22 10:52:25 PM
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Lmfao I know what happens to the Norse gods so no thanks.

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GranAures
11/22/22 10:53:37 PM
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Greek is waaaaaaaay too much drama, incest, and rape so Ragnarok sounds preferable.

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NoMeLx22x
11/22/22 10:53:51 PM
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Dionysus sounds cool enough for me I guess.

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DoesntMatter
11/22/22 10:54:56 PM
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Greek gods be just sitting pretty in a mountain palace indulging in nectar and ambrosia all day every day, while the Norse gods just be constantly in a state of impending doom existential dread cuz they know Ragnarok's coming eventually and they're gonna die. i'd be like looking over my shoulder all the time thinking things are a sign of Ragnarok.

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Gremlynn
11/22/22 10:55:52 PM
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ShineboxPhil posted...
Norse cause being a greek god sounds like incest sex

yeah better to get man-pregnant by a horse.

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pegusus123456
11/22/22 10:55:55 PM
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Flockaveli posted...
Greek god statues always have small dicks.
If Zeus can turn himself into a swan, I imagine he can make his dick bigger.

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DrizztLink
11/22/22 10:56:55 PM
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DoesntMatter posted...
the Norse gods just be constantly in a state of impending doom existential dread cuz they know Ragnarok's coming eventually and they're gonna die.
Is that somehow different from right now, other than you getting to be a god?

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Tyranthraxus
11/22/22 10:57:54 PM
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pegusus123456 posted...
If Zeus can turn himself into a swan, I imagine he can make his dick bigger.

Zeus once impregnated a girl by appearing to her as a "golden rain"

Safe to say the dude's dick is probably big enough to make Galactus blush.

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DoesntMatter
11/22/22 11:02:28 PM
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DrizztLink posted...
Is that somehow different from right now, other than you getting to be a god?
yeah cuz i don't know how i'm gonna die and there aren't gonna be any signs that it's about to happen that may randomly pop up at any minute

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DrizztLink
11/22/22 11:04:07 PM
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DoesntMatter posted...
yeah cuz i don't know how i'm gonna die and there aren't gonna be any signs that it's about to happen that may randomly pop up at any minute
That clown statue behind you is disagreeing.

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FortuneCookie
11/22/22 11:04:32 PM
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Greek God = become a bull and impregnate a woman
Norse God = become a mare and get impregnated by a stallion

I... think I'll pass.
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jumi
11/22/22 11:06:06 PM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
Zeus once impregnated a girl by appearing to her as a "golden rain"

Safe to say the dude's dick is probably big enough to make Galactus blush.

He literally pissed a woman pregnant.


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Gremlynn
11/22/22 11:06:42 PM
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jumi posted...
He literally pissed a woman pregnant.

his nipples must've been really sore after that.


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DoesntMatter
11/22/22 11:07:20 PM
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DrizztLink posted...
That clown statue behind you is disagreeing.
whoa that reminds me of that creepypasta where like a babysitter or something thinks there is this clown statue in the house and it's freaking them out and they call the parents, and the parents are like "we don't have a clown statue", and it turns out it's a mentally deranged little person dressed as a clown

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