Current Events > All the animals you've ever hurt or killed have come back to attack you.

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How fucked are you?
- hunting and fishing count
- You're in an open field with trees on 3 sides and a lake on the 4th
- Your only weapons are whatever is in your pockets
- accidents count (hitting an animal with your car, accidentally flushing hamsters down the bathtub, etc)

Not at all.

if mosquitoes and other bugs counts, I'm dead.

This has also been a hentai plot at least twice.

If I'm on land I'm good. I spent every summer deep sea fishing with my granddad for most of my childhood, I'd be annihilated in the water.

Ricemills posted...

if mosquitoes and other bugs counts, I'm dead.

Mosquitoes no, but any bug the size of a quarter or larger does. Including spiders.

Pretty fucked. I've been hunting since I was 7.

Does this count animals Ive passed off to be slaughtered and processed?

Either way Im probably pretty fucked.

Alteres posted...

Does this count animals Ive passed off to be slaughtered and processed?

Either way Im probably pretty fucked.

I want to say no, only the ones you had a direct hand in.

Crimson_Corsair posted...

Pretty fucked. I've been hunting since I was 7.

I've not successfully hunted anything besides snaring unfortunately. Don't trust myself with guns.

MabusIncarnate posted...

If I'm on land I'm good. I spent every summer deep sea fishing with my granddad for most of my childhood, I'd be annihilated in the water.

I lake and river fish. I'll punch a bluegill in the mouth.

meestermj posted...

any insect or arachnid that is the size of a quarter or larger counts

oh fuuuuu

MacadamianNut3 posted...

oh fuuuuu

I think that would include most wasps.
Unfortunately.

One squirrel and maybe some bugs

meestermj posted...

I've not successfully hunted anything besides snaring unfortunately. Don't trust myself with guns.

Oof, I'm doubly fucked, forgot about all the trapping I've done. A horde of vengeful beavers, wouldn't even be safe in water if I hadn't fished so much anyways.

Ever had a bird fly into your windshield?

Ive said it before but beavers are a fucking menace, the ones in one of the ponds on our property took out power to the entire town once. Little shits.

They also deforested about two acres of property that was solid woods. Just dead trees standing there as they ate a ring of bark around the base to kill the tree.

meestermj posted...

Mosquitoes no, but any bug the size of a quarter or larger does. Including spiders.

nice, but i think i still fucked anyway.
killed lots of cockroaches, dozenz mice withth snap trap, and slaughtered a few chicken for food.

Whole lot of geese are coming for me, and I'll have no problems putting them down again

I don't hunt, so all I've got to worry about is a few fish, spiders and bigger bugs. Pretty sure I've never run over any animals driving, although I've had close calls.

I mainly kill spiders because I have arachnophobia. At one point my hate begun to overpower my panic and now I go beserker if I even sense one. It's like spidey sense except murdery.

If they came back, then I'm just gonna go beserker again. This ride don't stop until they're all dead.

I can't recall killing anything larger than a quarter. Even on accident.

Im gonna have the entire forest after me lmao

meestermj posted...

- any insect or arachnid that is the size of a quarter or larger counts

*mosquitoes and smaller bugs are exempt*

I'm good.

Maybe a dozen or so spiders, and a few larger cave crickets try to get me.