Current Events > Cute country girl on 1st date: I shot and killed my 1st doe this past weekend!

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"Used a recurved bow with 50 lbs of tension... Shot Bambi right in her head hehe. Here, want to see a picture?"

First off, CE, do you want to see the trophy picture?

And secondly, do you proceed with a second date?

No for both.

Yes for both.

"I don't know what any of that means but you look so hot talking about all the stupid shit you like."

Not enough information given.

Is she bleeding out of her asshole?

Johnny_Nutcase posted...

Not enough information given.

Is she bleeding out of her asshole?

The girl?

One of my childhood memories is being at a petting zoo and getting to pet a deer that had been orphaned by hunting. It was young enough to still be suckling, but old enough to digest solid food. I remember that because it sucked on my fingers before eating a leaf.

I get that hunters didn't have that childhood experience. But I'd have a hard time being interested in someone who was so eager to boast of their conquest of a nearly defenseless animal.

>_>

Yes and hell yes.

Bambi was a fawn, not a doe. A doe is an adult female deer.

Whyd she shoot a deer in the head with an arrow?

What kind of hunter is she? Ridiculous.

I can fix her, though.

I don't really care if someone hunts or not. I give her credit that she's doing it with a bow, though. And I'm assuming the whole "shot in the head" thing is just TC not actually understanding how hunting works.

Wouldn't care to see the picture, but as long as she's ok with me not joining her in the hobby I'm fine with continuing to date.

Sweet. Hell yeah, and fuck yeah.

We can exchange and compare photos of our past hunts.

Ill see the pic sure, but if thats what she considered good first-date conversation then nah Ill pass on a second date

Bump

Can i get some jerky, sausage & back strap. Thanks

FortuneCookie posted...

One of my childhood memories is being at a petting zoo and getting to pet a deer that had been orphaned by hunting. It was young enough to still be suckling, but old enough to digest solid food. I remember that because it sucked on my fingers before eating a leaf.

I get that hunters didn't have that childhood experience. But I'd have a hard time being interested in someone who was so eager to boast of their conquest of a nearly defenseless animal.

>_>

Honestly though, that's the best thing that could've happened to that baby deer and to the mother as well. In the wild they're usually eaten alive or starve to death. Instead the mother was given a quick death from a bullet and the baby will be taken care of at a zoo.

XxAxem_BlackxX posted...

Honestly though, that's the best thing that could've happened to that baby deer and to the mother as well. In the wild they're usually eaten alive or starve to death. Instead the mother was given a quick death from a bullet and the baby will be taken care of at a zoo.

Well that's certainly a take

SrRd_RacinG posted...

"Used a recurved bow with 50 lbs of tension... Shot Bambi right in her head hehe. Here, want to see a picture?"

First off, CE, do you want to see the trophy picture?

And secondly, do you proceed with a second date?

I would have said yes up until the part where she joked about shooting "Bambi" and then laughed. Nothing wrong with killing animals for meat but you shouldn't get pleasure from it. Seems pretty sociopathic.

DipDipDiver posted...

Well that's certainly a take

It also happens to be the truth. You don't think nature euthanizes animals do you? They're eaten alive as they scream in pain or they become too old to move and they starve or die of exposure. Nature is very unforgiving.

If she said it in those exact words, I would be turned off. Sounds extremely juvenile.

No problem with hunting, though, but I probably wouldnt be a good match because I have zero interest in it.

Not my cup of tea, but as long as you're harvesting the meat and doing it for population control, have at it my friend.