Current Events > When you were in school: Was there a case of a urinal pooper?

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Yes.

I rember those times where someone would drop trou, and spiral a gigundus fudge dragon right into the urinal for God and everyone to see.

They never figured out who did it. Some would say it was the perfect crime.

You mean the phantom crapper?

No bit if people left flyers in the urinal I peed on them. Though if I saw they were still up later I'd take them down myself.

Yes. I heard him tell his friend group about it a table or two away while they were laughing about dumb things they'd done recently. Didn't pass the information on though.
Which option do I vote?

ViewtifulJoe posted...

Yes. I heard him tell his friend group about it a table or two away while they were laughing about dumb things they'd done recently. Didn't pass the information on though.
Which option do I vote?

Hmm, good catch. I'd vote option 2, but good on you for knowing who did it, even if it isn't publicly known.

We didnt have urinals.

Not just a urinal pooper but a poop smearer on waller, poop on the roofer, throw used feminine hygiene products in both the male and female bathrooms and outsideer

Kloe_Rinz posted...

Not just a urinal pooper but a poop smearer on waller, poop on the roofer, throw used feminine hygiene products in both the male and female bathrooms and outsideer

The mad shitter strikes!

Now that weve established that the urinal pooper was a common occurrence, new question.

Did your school have the guy who dropped his pants around his ankles while using the urinal?

AndrewDavidson posted...

Now that weve established that the urinal pooper was a common occurrence, new question.

Did your school have the guy who dropped his pants around his ankles while using the urinal?

Me in first grade before I learned a better way I blame my parents who knew I did that and never bothered to teach me another way until I got ridiculed for it.

I never heard of one.

No, but someone put chicken bones in the urinal once

No, but there was someone who dropped their pants to pee.

the real pros got their hands on a key to the toilet paper holders and pooped in there.

Yes. There's always a urinal pooper.

We also had a mysterious fecal vigilante who entered legend by managing to curl one out in the middle of the floor of the busiest toilet in the school (like, right in the middle, out in the open between the stalls, sinks and urinals) without being spotted. The dude must have found one of the very rare occasions when the room was completely empty and seized his moment like an absolute champion. The tension must have been unbearable once he'd reached the point of no return, wondering what would happen if someone came in at that moment. A man could spend his whole life trying to capture that rush again.

not that I heard about

Surprised CE only has 2 urinal poopers. I wouldve guessed more.

Nah, but someone left a dook in the middle of a hallway during lunch
thats damn brave

I voted no, but honestly, I wouldnt remember if there ever was one.

We used to get the brownies from the cafeteria, shape them into turds and put them in one urinal

I remember talk of a urinal shitter, but that could have just been an urban legend, I didn't know anyone that actually saw it. There was a guy that took a dump in the gym, though, and he got caught doing it.

Smashingpmkns posted...

We used to get the brownies from the cafeteria, shape them into turds and put them in one urinal

The best school dessert...damn that's dedication. Lol

Not that I remember, but I do remember hearing that someone crapped inside of another kid's backpack.

No, just complaints about people peeing on the toilet seats.

ForsakenHermit posted...

Me in first grade before I learned a better way I blame my parents who knew I did that and never bothered to teach me another way until I got ridiculed for it.

Username checks out

Urinal, no. Sink, yes. And everyone knew who did it but he never got busted.

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modena posted...

The best school dessert...damn that's dedication. Lol

Those brownies were so good whoever's day it was to do the poop we'd make sure they had one to eat too lol it was a group of at least a dozen+ kids. Very organized operation.

Not at school, though at one place I worked at we had a guy who would graffiti the walls of the cubical with poop. Sometimes he'd draw with it, sometimes he'd write messages with it relating back to poop, such as [insert supervisors name here] uses [insert crap (pun fully intended) brand here] shamPOO!