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UnfairRepresent
11/16/22 3:54:28 PM
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Could you date her?


She's in every way what you imagine the perfect girl to be from apperance to personality to career.

Except for the fact she absolutely loathes Nintendo and wants no Nintendo consoles, merch or products in her home. No Wiis, no games, no shirts, no Chris Prats, no Super Mario Super Show, no Gameboys, No Zelda posters, no Metroid plushies or Street Fighter coasters and certainly absolutely no fucking Earthbound.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/4/2/AAZiH8AAD44y.jpg

There are no exceptions. If it's Nintendo then that's no good!

Could you date her?

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Lordgold666
11/16/22 3:59:25 PM
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PUgAXj3W0rc

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Nosferatu_Zodd
11/16/22 3:59:47 PM
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So she's perfect all around

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MICHALECOLE
11/16/22 4:00:38 PM
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All my tattoos are Nintendo tattoos, except Pac-Man, I wonder how she feels about that
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bigblu89
11/16/22 4:05:53 PM
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I could probably date her, as the topic of Nintendo doesn't really come up often in my day to day life.

But I don't think I could be in a serious relationship with her. It's just seems like too trivial of a matter to have such a strong opinion on.

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Jupiter
11/16/22 4:07:35 PM
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bigblu89 posted...
I don't think I could be in a serious relationship with her. It's just seems like too trivial of a matter to have such a strong opinion on.


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random_man9119
11/16/22 4:08:19 PM
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Nope... I'm usually playing my Switch or 3DS so she's out of the question...

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HudGard
11/16/22 4:11:07 PM
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So a beautiful and sexy ZombiePelican
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cousinvini
11/16/22 4:11:34 PM
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Based

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MICHALECOLE
11/16/22 4:14:06 PM
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Ive always thought about getting a shy guy, but when the time comes to get a tattoo I always go with somebody else. I still need a ness one.
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FatAnimeBooty
11/16/22 4:14:57 PM
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Anti Nintendo people are always talking about Nintendo.
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Prestoff
11/16/22 4:14:58 PM
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Nosferatu_Zodd posted...
So she's perfect all around


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Paragon21XX
11/16/22 4:17:34 PM
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My house is a judgment-free zone. If she can't honor that requirement, then she's not welcome anywhere near me.

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UnfairRepresent
11/16/22 4:26:35 PM
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Paragon21XX posted...
My house is a judgment-free zone.
So if a guy comes into your home wearing a pink catsuit and starts screaming racial slurs, pees on the floor, declares communism is the way of life and then eats a moldy potato.... you wouldn't judge them?

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garan
11/16/22 5:06:20 PM
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That's not a problem, I hate Nintendo too.
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The_Korey
11/16/22 5:13:30 PM
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I make it a habit to not invite nonsensical bellyaching into my home.

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Paragon21XX
11/16/22 6:37:15 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
So if a guy comes into your home wearing a pink catsuit and starts screaming racial slurs, pees on the floor, declares communism is the way of life and then eats a moldy potato.... you wouldn't judge them?
God will be the one to judge the home invader if you catch my drift.

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UnfairRepresent
11/17/22 4:04:03 AM
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Paragon21XX posted...
God will be the one to judge the home invader if you catch my drift.
:/

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Cobra1010
11/17/22 4:33:15 AM
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What if I dump my games and then hide the emulator deep within my pc? Play when she's not around?

But to be fair, if she's that perfect, it's a small price to pay. I only play zelda nowadays anyway.

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Offworlder1
11/17/22 4:55:25 AM
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Paragon21XX posted...
God will be the one to judge the home invader if you catch my drift.
You are a good person sending them to a better place. :)

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Mibahlzitch
11/17/22 4:56:09 AM
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That hair is definitely not perfect. Also hating video games.

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VampireCoyote
11/17/22 5:00:50 AM
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I would do the stone cold stunner at her and then play my switch triumphantly so the whole restaurant could see

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Nukazie
11/17/22 5:05:47 AM
#24:


give me the money

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bulletproofvita
11/17/22 5:07:35 AM
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garan posted...
That's not a problem, I hate Nintendo too.
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/5/6/AAZ1uBAADg18.jpg

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UnfairRepresent
11/17/22 5:42:02 AM
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Mibahlzitch posted...
That hair is definitely not perfect. Also hating video games.
the image is just a representaiton

She looks like what you would consider the perfect girl to be

also she hates Nintendo not video games

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DetectivePony
11/17/22 5:58:54 AM
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Just don't tell her your uncle voiced Epona in OoT.

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KeeperOfShadows
11/17/22 6:02:08 AM
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Weird place to draw the line, but I could deal with it. At least until Nintendo finally puts out an exclusive game I really want to play.

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UnfairRepresent
11/18/22 2:42:27 AM
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KeeperOfShadows posted...
. At least until Nintendo finally puts out an exclusive game
So forever?

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CassandraCroft
11/18/22 3:13:58 AM
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Where is this perfect girl? Date her? I would be MARRYING her. That would be my soul mate.

I too hate loathe and detest Nintendon't with every fibre of my being. All their games are just rehashed to death, re-released to death kiddie crap shit.

I will never understand why the hell in Gods name why anybody would want to own a Switch. Enjoy playing games with graphics from 3 generations ago do we? Give me my gorgeous 4K graphics that us Xbox and PS owners enjoy anyday.

So again please show me this perfect girl.

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Mew
11/18/22 3:17:07 AM
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Nosferatu_Zodd posted...
So she's perfect all around


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BTH_Phoenix
11/18/22 10:07:55 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
No Wiis, no games, no shirts, no Chris Prats, no Super Mario Super Show, no Gameboys, No Zelda posters, no Metroid plushies or Street Fighter coasters and certainly absolutely no f***ing Earthbound.

no deal

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Questionmarktarius
11/18/22 10:09:32 AM
#33:


Oh good, that means I don't have to bother hunting down a PS5.
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Ratchetrockon
11/18/22 10:10:30 AM
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Hmm yeah I can manage. I will just play nintendo games when she isn't around


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UnfairRepresent
11/19/22 6:02:00 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
Oh good, that means I don't have to bother hunting down a PS5.
Why not?

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