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Noumas
11/11/22 3:58:43 AM
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Yup. The waiter was looking at me and I could see the look of shame on his face at my poor etiquette.

But I couldn't help myself
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MICHALECOLE
11/11/22 3:59:38 AM
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What kinda steak?
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Gremlynn
11/11/22 4:00:14 AM
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jokes on you. i look forward to days where a customer does weird shit like this.

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Zikten
11/11/22 4:30:30 AM
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You do you. Waiter can mind his own business
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Noumas
11/11/22 4:46:32 AM
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MICHALECOLE posted...
What kinda steak?
Surf and turf, the one that comes with shrimp on the side. I ordered broccoli for my side at least
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JlM
11/11/22 4:50:17 AM
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MICHALECOLE posted...
What kinda steak?


Noumas posted...
Surf and turf


I'm not one of those steak wankers, but oh boy...

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Dessan
11/11/22 4:51:00 AM
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How was the steak cooked
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MICHALECOLE
11/11/22 5:06:05 AM
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Noumas posted...
Surf and turf, the one that comes with shrimp on the side. I ordered broccoli for my side at least
Ah yes, grade A prime surf and turf. Thats some good eats
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MarcyWarcy
11/11/22 5:09:08 AM
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Its really sad that we are killing these cows for their surfs and their turfs
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MICHALECOLE
11/11/22 5:10:32 AM
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MarcyWarcy posted...
Its really sad that we are killing these cows for their surfs and their turfs
If you kill a cow you should eat every part of it, including the surf and the turf
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eggcorn
11/11/22 5:25:57 AM
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Noumas posted...
Surf and turf, the one that comes with shrimp on the side. I ordered broccoli for my side at least
Cowabunga

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Sufferedphoneix
11/13/22 7:17:50 AM
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Not at a restaurant but we cook out sometimes at work and they don't allow us to have even plastic knives so we do this. We'll don disposable gloves and everything so we don't have to wash our hands. (If it's porkchops at least cause they love to smother it in BBQ sauce)

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Lordgold666
11/13/22 8:01:30 PM
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Who doesnt love a meat cookie?

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Kajagogo
11/13/22 8:03:22 PM
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How Renaissance King-ish of you.

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