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Johnny_Nutcase
11/23/22 2:00:07 AM
#351:


Fuckin cat came in tonight with a mouse. This cat pisses me off because I got her to get them the fuck AWAY not bring them in. So I made her drop it. She didn't hurt it AT ALL.. Fucker ran under a cabinet. I got a broom out and swept him towards outside and I think when I was rattling something I broke his leg. I fucked him up somehow because he came right out and was a REAL easy catch at that point. I took a broom and took him outside but he wasn't recovering....

I'm an absolute animal lover and it was extremely hard to do this but I had to do something.

I grabbed an old propane tank and lobbed it at him.... missed by a few inches and he felt the shockwave on the ground and started trying to panic... So I was like shit. Missed about 8-10 times ....i'm drunk.... but I finally did it and it was a quick over with one shot.

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MabusIncarnate
11/23/22 2:02:21 AM
#352:


My outdoor cat leaves me headless mice, moles, snakes, a squirrel once. Idk why she eats the head and leaves the rest for us.

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Johnny_Nutcase
11/23/22 2:04:10 AM
#353:


That would be one thing..... I know they do it as presents.... My cat brought a live one. Like heyyy I got a new toy to play with when you go to work tomorrow.... BITCH WE CANT HAVE THAT

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MabusIncarnate
11/23/22 2:07:20 AM
#354:


Yeah idk why she wouldn't kill it first unless she just wants to troll you and watch you scramble.

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Johnny_Nutcase
11/23/22 2:10:46 AM
#355:


I throw her stray bottle caps so I think she thinks its more fun if something is alive and she chases it. I swear she was heading towards my room with it too like yeahhhhhh throw me this now.... noooooooo

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Questionmarktarius
11/23/22 2:50:27 AM
#356:


Get a ferret.
They'll beat the hell out of eachother for a couple days, then become buds.
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MabusIncarnate
11/23/22 2:51:48 AM
#357:


My only drawback with them is how much they defecate.

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Johnny_Nutcase
11/23/22 2:52:34 AM
#358:


I'm not gonna slide a ferret across the floor for my cat... still can't tag her but Ankha would be pissed.

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Johnny_Nutcase
11/23/22 4:25:14 AM
#359:


@BlazinBlue88

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czQsFnTqRFk

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Questionmarktarius
11/23/22 4:32:12 AM
#360:


green eyes, huh?
We're probably related somehow.
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Johnny_Nutcase
11/23/22 4:35:05 AM
#361:


I'm a bit of Irish laddy we can fight it out after finish our drinkin here.

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Questionmarktarius
11/23/22 4:40:39 AM
#362:


Irish: drink and fight
Scots: fight and drink
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Johnny_Nutcase
11/23/22 4:47:29 AM
#363:


Irish win. If they drink first they win. Can't feel the punches and they get madder faster. The Scoots goo doon real quick against a fired up Irishman.

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Smackems
11/23/22 4:47:31 AM
#364:


I'm both of those!

That looks like that butt plug ashes fella

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Questionmarktarius
11/23/22 4:49:22 AM
#365:


Smackems posted...
I'm both of those!
Drink and fight and drink again.

Johnny_Nutcase posted...
The Scoots goo doon real quick against a fired up Irishman.
A Scotsman who gets his arse kicked will drink it away. A Scotman who kicked arse will also drink it away.
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MabusIncarnate
11/23/22 4:53:08 AM
#366:


I got a bunch of stuff in me but primarily German and Irish. I did one of those genealogy DNA things and found all kinds of shit.

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Johnny_Nutcase
11/23/22 4:53:14 AM
#367:


So WHAT ARE YOU ...I might be part Scottish...

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Questionmarktarius
11/23/22 4:56:09 AM
#368:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
So WHAT ARE YOU
Scots/Irish/German/Welsh/Native-American
fuckin' mutt

Still green eyes, somehow.
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Johnny_Nutcase
11/23/22 4:56:26 AM
#369:


MabusIncarnate posted...
I got a bunch of stuff in me but primarily German and Irish. I did one of those genealogy DNA things and found all kinds of shit.

My dad used to be all over that shit and last I know of I am most Irish and Hungarian with a slice of German in there.

I'm probably more related to Mabus than I am to the scoots.

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MabusIncarnate
11/23/22 5:23:20 AM
#370:


The odder stuff I didnt know was Lakota and somehow Persian accounted for like 4%

I knew I had some Hispanic in me also, my grandma on my dad's side was.

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Questionmarktarius
11/23/22 5:27:54 AM
#371:


I don't even know my tribes, because they got obliterated along the way.
Osage, probably. I have a photo of great-great-great grandparents that barely passed for white.
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BlazinBlue88
11/23/22 8:11:52 AM
#372:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
@BlazinBlue88

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czQsFnTqRFk

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Oh now you remember to tag me in a post. Lol

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MabusIncarnate
11/23/22 9:20:10 AM
#373:


Habs new record!

Canadiens set a franchise record for the fastest 3 goals allowed to begin a game (2:13)

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CanuckCowboy
11/23/22 9:20:10 AM
#374:


Questionmarktarius posted...
Irish: drink and fight
Scots: fight and drink

As a scot can confirm.

Scottish, English, Norwegian and my great great grandparents settled in murrica before they came up north so I guess American?

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CanuckCowboy
11/23/22 9:20:49 AM
#375:


MabusIncarnate posted...
Habs new record!

Canadiens set a franchise record for the fastest 3 goals allowed to begin a game (2:13)

Well fuck. Sabres wrecked em hard. Didn't see that coming but oh well.

Suzuki and Caulfield are gonna be something special if they aren't already.

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MabusIncarnate
11/23/22 9:22:14 AM
#376:


That's a pair they need to hang on to for sure, those are guys to build around.

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CanuckCowboy
11/23/22 9:24:16 AM
#377:


Only thing that worries me about Caulfield is hes so tiny. I mean Marty was tiny and he never had injury problems but still... imagine being 5'7" 175lbs or something and getting smashed by some 6'3" 230lb dude.

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MabusIncarnate
11/23/22 9:26:37 AM
#378:


Yeah for sure, there have been special cases like Theo Fleury that still managed to thrive, and be a bit slippery. The NHL for years has been toning down the physical game and working up to a faster skill game, so there aren't guys like Stevens out there headhunting anymore lol.

Caufield is a great guy to have this season, he's only 21, somehow has managed 12 goals already and he only makes 925k. I can see him getting at least a 8 year 9 mil contract if he maintains.

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CanuckCowboy
11/23/22 9:30:29 AM
#379:


That's the scary part. Slafkovsky looks like he'll be getting a big deal after his election if he keeps improving, cole is definitely getting paid unless he falls off hard, and if dach and Monahan keep up they're level of play they're gonna get some big pay raises too. Not sure about Monahans contract honestly but iirc dach is on a really short deal and its working out great for the dollars spent so far.

*elc not election

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matteus70
11/23/22 10:10:12 AM
#380:


Questionmarktarius posted...
Irish: drink and fight
Scots: fight and drink
I can attest that being both Irish and Scottish doesn't cancel them out.

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Questionmarktarius
11/23/22 11:45:04 AM
#381:


matteus70 posted...
I can attest that being both Irish and Scottish doesn't cancel them out.

already covered this:

Questionmarktarius posted...
Drink and fight and drink again.

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Smackems
11/23/22 2:25:42 PM
#382:


CanuckCowboy posted...
As a scot can confirm.

Scottish, English, Norwegian and my great great grandparents settled in murrica before they came up north so I guess American?
EHHHHHHH probably most of us from that area have a bunch of viking in us because... You know they kinda... Mingled that whole place lol

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FigureOfSpeech
11/23/22 5:47:54 PM
#383:


MabusIncarnate posted...
My outdoor cat leaves me headless mice, moles, snakes, a squirrel once. Idk why she eats the head and leaves the rest for us.

one of my p[arents' cats when I was a kid used to do shit like that. Left a nice pile of intestines and other organs one time. Very fresh too, still pulsating -_-

MabusIncarnate posted...
I got a bunch of stuff in me but primarily German and Irish. I did one of those genealogy DNA things and found all kinds of shit.

I did one of those. It's a bit wild. I'm like almost fully half Portuguese (from a specific region in the north of the country), then I'm a mix of Spanish, English/Scottish/Irish, French, Eastern European, Peruvian Andean (like a very specific region) and then a tiny bit West-Central African (the specific area has shifted around over the years from database updates. It was like Togo/Benin area at first, then it said Nigerian. It's always said like 1-4% with a margin of error of 4+% so I dunno >_>)
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Johnny_Nutcase
11/23/22 6:47:41 PM
#384:


Changing my sig must have been a good luck charm. I got leg girls number today.

I was leaving work early and she was outside and she's like "You're leaving already???? Let me get your number" I said "Ohhhh i wanna give you more than my number" Well I thought that part but boom done and done.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ziiDkT165zI

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Johnny_Nutcase
11/24/22 8:48:37 AM
#385:


Well I'm up. Happy Thanksgiving everyone here in the states. It's currently 6:48am and i'm wide awake and drinking because I "took a nap" last night and fucked up my sleeping schedule.

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MabusIncarnate
11/24/22 5:54:46 PM
#386:


Happy Turkey day, at the wifes sisters watching this bad Giants game.

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Johnny_Nutcase
11/24/22 6:08:52 PM
#387:


Heyyyy they're winning for now so i'm happy... plus im drinking and successfully cooked a turkey.

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BlazinBlue88
11/24/22 6:15:51 PM
#388:


Hope everyone is having a great holiday. Wife and BIL have covid, I'm not feeling great either but might just be tired. Regardless we can't do anything for Thanksgiving so yay us.

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Johnny_Nutcase
11/24/22 6:23:15 PM
#389:


Ohhhh you can get drunk.... Get on that right now. I got beer and i'm not even done with the Wild Turkey. This shit knocks your ass down real fast.

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BlazinBlue88
11/24/22 6:30:07 PM
#390:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Ohhhh you can get drunk.... Get on that right now. I got beer and i'm not even done with the Wild Turkey. This shit knocks your ass down real fast.
I'm still going the sober route for a bit. Will hit three months Dec 12th. That's also when I have a week off work so I'm considering going hard on some eggnog and rum then. Took the break to make sure I was in control of the alcohol and not the other way around yknow?

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Johnny_Nutcase
11/24/22 6:48:36 PM
#391:


Hell yeah man! I'm glad you can do that.

Leg girl is either unbelievably wasted or her dad just texted me but she said "How was your Turkey son? Fuck the Giants"

I was like "Did you just call me son?"

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MabusIncarnate
11/24/22 6:53:56 PM
#392:


Not even mad the Lions lost, that close against a good Bills team, lot of close losses this season in games they shouldn't have been in. They address the defense a little bit and maybe can be a 500 team next year.

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Johnny_Nutcase
11/24/22 6:55:56 PM
#393:


Yeahhhh man I was impressed with the Lions today. At least it made me feel better about that godamn Giants loss last week.

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BlazinBlue88
11/24/22 7:14:35 PM
#394:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Hell yeah man! I'm glad you can do that.
Well the reason for the break was because I was starting to feel the opposite. Conditioned my body to drink but wasn't getting any of the fun effects. At that point I was like what the fuck am I getting out of this? Waited until I drank everything in the house except my nice scotch before going on my break. Too lazy to intentionally go out and buy it so that keeps me in check.

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Johnny_Nutcase
11/24/22 7:26:44 PM
#395:


Yeah I feel the same way. I just scaled down a little. I don't get WRECKED anymore. Tuesday night was a different story I went off on the Wild Turkey, but I like keeping up a nice buzz but just pressing it enough to not pay for it too bad the next day.

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MedeaLysistrata
11/24/22 7:41:55 PM
#396:


because why not drink a bottle of wine

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Johnny_Nutcase
11/24/22 7:55:42 PM
#397:


Because it tastes like old mens feet and I like womens feet. Hence.... Wild turkey.

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Smackems
11/24/22 7:57:25 PM
#398:


Johnny said he's never seen Erik the Viking

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Johnny_Nutcase
11/24/22 8:10:42 PM
#399:


At least it's not the worst thing i've ever said.

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BlazinBlue88
11/24/22 8:55:27 PM
#400:


MedeaLysistrata posted...
because why not drink a bottle of wine
Love me some dry red wine.

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