Current Events > I hate it when people spoil things by saying they don't want to spoil it for you

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You fucking know exactly what I'm talking about.

When you're like "I just started watched Show X, it's amazing"
And they're like "omg, where are you at, have you started season 2?"
And you're like "nah just at the end of season 1. Johnny Big Shoes is my favourite character so far"
And they're like "oh...gee. Oh man. Sorry. I better not say anything more. I don't want to spoil it for you."

Why the fuck did you say that in that weird conspiratorial way? Now I know that Johnny Big Shoes is either 1) going to die or 2) turn out to be a massive dick

I always make sure to spoil it for anyone who loves Johnny Big Shoes.

i mean if you couldnt figure out that johnny big shoes was a massive dick from his name alone idk what to tell you

I don't like this either. Whenever I'm in the second person's position I dodge around being suspicious by telling them blatantly outrageous lies about the show they're watching.

Oubliettes posted...

i mean if you couldnt figure out that johnny big shoes was a massive dick from his name alone idk what to tell you

Yeah it's pretty obvious that he's an asshole, not really a spoiler

Listen guys. Johnny big shoes could be the diamond in the rough. the hustler with a heart of gold. You don't know for sure until that jerk David had to run his mouth

You should be my friend. I don't watch anything.