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The_X_Dawg
11/05/22 8:26:03 PM
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I feel deep sorrow for anyone who enjoyed them. Even if you justify your enjoyment as 'its a popcorn flick!!!'.
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SrRd_RacinG
11/05/22 8:27:18 PM
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What's your fav dinosaur?

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MarcoRubio
11/05/22 8:27:23 PM
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Correct

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Zikten
11/05/22 8:28:12 PM
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They still want to do a crossover with Jurassic World and Fast and Furious
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Compsognathus
11/05/22 8:29:30 PM
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Jurassic Park is my favorite book and one of my favorite movies of all time, but the premise just isn't something that can be stretched out into a quality franchise.

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DeadBankerDream
11/05/22 8:29:54 PM
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I like the first one.

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Kurt_Russel
11/05/22 8:30:00 PM
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Imagine kids growing up watching the Jurassic World movies and not even watching the original.

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DeadBankerDream
11/05/22 8:30:31 PM
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Compsognathus posted...
Jurassic Park is my favorite book and one of my favorite movies of all time, but the premise just isn't something that can be stretched out into a quality franchise.
Your username suggests you cannot be unbiased in this matter.

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Heartomaton
11/05/22 8:30:43 PM
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The laser-guided attack dino was so silly.

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The_X_Dawg
11/05/22 8:30:59 PM
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Kurt_Russel posted...
Imagine kids growing up watching the Jurassic World movies and not even watching the original.

That pains me.
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trappedunderice
11/05/22 8:31:17 PM
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Yeah, I remember watching Jurassic World and about halfway through I was hoping a dinosaur would pop out of the screen and end the nightmare.
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Compsognathus
11/05/22 8:32:03 PM
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DeadBankerDream posted...
I like the first one.
I also liked Jurassic World well enough but that's mostly because it just repeated the original movie's premise and it had been enough time since the original that I was okay with that.

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The_X_Dawg
11/05/22 8:33:08 PM
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Compsognathus posted...
I also liked Jurassic World well enough but that's mostly because it just repeated the original movie's premise and it had been enough time since the original that I was okay with that.

Except being primarily CGI, having even more annoying kids who were awful actors, and running away from a dinosaur in heels.
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DD_Divine
11/05/22 8:33:10 PM
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I liked the haunted house element of part 2. Reminded me that we need a Dino crisis reboot

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NES4EVER
11/05/22 8:35:28 PM
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Zikten posted...
They still want to do a crossover with Jurassic World and Fast and Furious

Family ...uhh... Finds a way

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DrizztLink
11/05/22 8:37:23 PM
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I liked the first one except for the nanny lady who got got by pterodactyls and that sharkwhale.

Like, what the fuck did she do to deserve that?

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DeadBankerDream
11/05/22 8:40:01 PM
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She was too occupied planning her wedding to look after a couple of children, even though that wasn't in her job description and was just something her lazy boss pawned off on her.

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__aCEr__
11/05/22 8:40:57 PM
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The whole franchise only has one good movie.

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Zikten
11/05/22 8:42:27 PM
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DeadBankerDream posted...
She was too occupied planning her wedding to look after a couple of children, even though that wasn't in her job description and was just something her lazy boss pawned off on her.
It was one of the cruelest kills for an innocent person i have ever seen in a movie
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SparkMark1
11/05/22 8:46:28 PM
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First one was alright. Second was meh. Third was one of the few movies I walked out of (and I get in for free).
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Rharyx211
11/05/22 8:48:08 PM
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Yeah, that death was super mean. I was kinda in awe of how cruel it was.

But on topic, yeah, only the first Jurassic World is half-bearable. Haven't even seen the third one. But tbh, it's not like the original trilogy is that great as a trilogy either -- only the first one is a 10 outta 10.

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DD_Divine
11/05/22 8:55:14 PM
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I still feel her death was supposed to be someone elses and they just fucked up.

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Rharyx211
11/05/22 8:57:39 PM
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I remember reading that they did it because no woman had ever had an on-screen death before and so they wanted to "fix" that with one of the most violent ones possible.

Not sure if that was a real thing or if what I read was making shit up, but...

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Frosted_Midna
11/05/22 9:00:42 PM
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DrizztLink posted...
I liked the first one except for the nanny lady who got got by pterodactyls and that sharkwhale.

Like, what the fuck did she do to deserve that?

Oh the Mosasaurus. She didn't deserve that. Those blasted kids deserved that more than her! She was doing her job and those jerks ran off from her, but she got got!

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CE_gonna_CE
11/05/22 9:06:12 PM
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Zikten posted...
They still want to do a crossover with Jurassic World and Fast and Furious
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/2/1/AAb05zAADxMR.jpg

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DeadBankerDream
11/05/22 9:08:07 PM
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Rharyx211 posted...
I remember reading that they did it because no woman had ever had an on-screen death before and so they wanted to "fix" that with one of the most violent ones possible.

Not sure if that was a real thing or if what I read was making shit up, but...
How about writing a female character that a death like that feels reasonable for them.

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Pepys_Monster
11/05/22 9:18:10 PM
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DeadBankerDream posted...
How about writing a female character that a death like that feels reasonable for them.
The dinosaurs are supposed to be monsters. They really, REALLY got things wrong by turning the T. Rex into a superhero.

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I4NRulez
11/05/22 9:28:51 PM
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The first one is ok tbh. Its not great but its a good little action movie. The 2nd one is one of the worst movies ive ever seen.

3rd was boring and dumb

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