Current Events > When you think about it the US really hasn't done shit.

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Johnny_Nutcase
11/04/22 10:24:28 PM
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In terms of inventions. The wheel certainly wasn't invented here.

What else do we got? Facebook? Ford? McDonalds?

Meanwhile bread was invented in France.... French Bread.... ya see? fed families for ages.

What do we got the US Postal Service? People got gunned down over that whole debacle. Is it progress in the grand scheme of things? I don't know. Italy invented pasta and spaghetti and I think wine. They really had their shit together.

Let's not forget about Japan. Your TV? MADE IN JAPAN. Those fuckers provide us with hours of entertainment.

Canada even has Poutine and Donairs. Even Russia worked on Vodka to get them motivated to go to the moon that one day and we just said ehh we'll drink Canadian Whiskey and work at NASA.

So what has the US REALLY done to keep us all going?

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ShineboxPhil
11/04/22 10:25:42 PM
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Thomas Edison has entered the chatroom

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CRON
11/04/22 10:26:17 PM
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The internet. The site you're posting this on. The operating system you're using on whatever device you're using.
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StormSignal
11/04/22 10:26:40 PM
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we invented freedom

MERICA
USA! USA! USA!

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Johnny_Nutcase
11/04/22 10:26:57 PM
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Where's Tommy today and didn't Billy the Gates die in a car fire?

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kage_53
11/04/22 10:27:41 PM
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America invented airplanes
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Johnny_Nutcase
11/04/22 10:29:13 PM
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kage_53 posted...
America invented airplanes

They crash all the time though.

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kirbymuncher
11/04/22 10:30:41 PM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
bread was invented in France
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Ratchetrockon
11/04/22 10:31:09 PM
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Idk

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trappedunderice
11/04/22 10:31:15 PM
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America invented the constitution.
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Johnny_Nutcase
11/04/22 10:31:47 PM
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Bullshit they just ripped off bits and pieces from Englands way of things.

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Halo478
11/04/22 10:43:56 PM
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ShineboxPhil posted...
Thomas Edison has entered the chatroom
the man accused of stealing tons of shit

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Patchwork
11/04/22 10:48:37 PM
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better watch your mouth or well topple your government and install a figurehead that we thought aligned with our principles but in reality is just a shitty dictator who will allow anti American interests to flourish so now we gotta kill him and convince everyone we never liked him in the first place

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NoxObscuras
11/04/22 10:52:27 PM
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This is a weird way to troll, but you do you TC lol.

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ShineboxPhil
11/04/22 10:54:06 PM
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Patchwork posted...
better watch your mouth or well topple your government and install a figurehead that we thought aligned with our principles but in reality is just a shitty dictator who will allow anti American interests to flourish so now we gotta kill him and convince everyone we never liked him in the first place

America didn't invent that either.
The Ottomans were doing that in the Balkans and Middle East

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Johnny_Nutcase
11/04/22 10:54:22 PM
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NoxObscuras posted...
This is a weird way to troll, but you do you TC lol.

I'm just pussy footin around. Troll is actively lookin for trouble. But i'll take that too.

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CE_gonna_CE
11/04/22 10:55:17 PM
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America invented Shitposting change my mind

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Johnny_Nutcase
11/04/22 10:55:58 PM
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I imagine it was some English fella back in 1811

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BlazinBlue88
11/04/22 11:08:31 PM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
They crash all the time though.
Just like the computers that Cron be bragging about.

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St0rmFury
11/04/22 11:09:43 PM
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America may not have invented a lot of stuff, but they did improve the existing ones imo.

And lots of medical breakthrough because profit but that's besides the point.

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MabusIncarnate
11/04/22 11:12:39 PM
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Edison was a reptilian though

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Shabriri
11/04/22 11:13:07 PM
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Patchwork posted...
better watch your mouth or well topple your government and install a figurehead that we thought aligned with our principles but in reality is just a shitty dictator who will allow anti American interests to flourish so now we gotta kill him and convince everyone we never liked him in the first place
yeah that's what it was

our principles

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