Current Events > Everytime NeonOctopuses is SUSPENDED, I feel sick to my stomach

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PunishedOctopus 11/03/22 12:49:23 PM #1:	I have a custom script running on my PC that I commissioned a computer science student back in college to write, where it constantly refreshes GameFAQs to check the status of NeonOctopus's account. If the script detects the status has changed to "Warned" or "Suspended", it will send a text alert / email (in case I don't have my phone) and I can immediately react. This evening was an evening like any other. I was hanging out at my crib (street vernacular for "house") with some of my friends and we were watching Wednesday Night Football (we tape Monday Night Football and watch it on Wednesday) and drinking Mike's Hard Lemonade. Let me tell you boys, we were are completely Hard (slang for drinking many Mike's Hard Lemonades) the entire time. I looked over at my buddy and I could see he had a Hard one right in the front of his pants! I thought that was funny because normally we put them on coasters on the table. I realized my own Mike's Hard was getting low and I said to my buddy "hey, can you toss me another Hard one?" He informed me that we were all out and I'd have to get more Mike's Hards. I figured I could just have a swig of his and asked if I could put my mouth on his Hard one. He laughed, because we were both drunk and would normally never do this (because of germs; sharing a drink is disgusting), but eventually he gave in. I grabbed the smooth shaft of the bottle and just as I was about to put it in my mouth, my phone rang. NeonOctopus was Suspended. I howled. I let out a howl so loud and piercing that it woke up my son. I normally make him go to bed on Wednesday nights at 5:30pm partially because I don't want him to see me getting Hard with other men (the kid doesn't need to be exposed to heavy drinking at his age) and also because he's an annoying little shit and is usually asking questions about football, as if he were a nerd or something. Tears rolled down my cheeks. I didn't know what to do. I kept refreshing the GameFAQs page, hoping that this was some kind of mistake. Maybe some moderator was intending to remove a post praising the KKK but had accidentally clicked on the innocent NeonOctopus link. Alas, this was not the case. By this point, my friends were all visibly upset and I noticed they were trying to leave, even though we were only part of the way through the game. "No!" I screamed at the top of my lungs. I was inconsolable. I began thrashing about, throwing my collection of decorative throwing knives all over the crib (apartment). One knife struck my Native American friend, Big Bear Jim, in the neck. Blood gashed from his open wound, staining the carpet a deep red and splashing the walls. Blood was everywhere. A sickly iron scent loomed in the air as Death claimed Big Bear Jim. My son knew he needed to act quick. He reached into his pocket and pulled out a small crucifix. "Dad!" He yelled. "Remember how Christ died for your sins? Well, NeonOctopus did the same thing. He will live in our hearts forever, and hopefully whenever his purg passes, he will rise again from the depths of suspension and post wonderful stories about titties on CE again." At that moment, I knew my son was right. My rage quelled. I tossed Big Bear Jim's corpse into the dumpster and put my son into the Punishment Closet, as he had broken one of my most important rules of the house (never make eye contact with me). Anyway, I really just miss NeonOctopus and I think the mods should reconsider his Suspension. tl;dr - free NeonOctopus --- A man denied his boobs >_> <cite>PunishedOctopus posted [p:969165416] in Everytime ... [t:80220094]...</cite> <quote>I have a custom script running on my PC that I commissioned a computer science student back in college to write, where it constantly refreshes GameFAQs to check the status of NeonOctopus's account. If the script detects the status has changed to "Warned" or "Suspended", it will send a text alert / email (in case I don't have my phone) and I can immediately react.This evening was an evening like any other. I was hanging out at my crib (street vernacular for "house") with some of my friends and we were watching Wednesday Night Football (we tape Monday Night Football and watch it on Wednesday) and drinking Mike's Hard Lemonade.Let me tell you boys, we were are completely Hard (slang for drinking many Mike's Hard Lemonades) the entire time. I looked over at my buddy and I could see he had a Hard one right in the front of his pants! I thought that was funny because normally we put them on coasters on the table. I realized my own Mike's Hard was getting low and I said to my buddy "hey, can you toss me another Hard one?"He informed me that we were all out and I'd have to get more Mike's Hards. I figured I could just have a swig of his and asked if I could put my mouth on his Hard one. He laughed, because we were both drunk and would normally never do this (because of germs; sharing a drink is disgusting), but eventually he gave in. I grabbed the smooth shaft of the bottle and just as I was about to put it in my mouth, my phone rang.NeonOctopus was Suspended.I howled. I let out a howl so loud and piercing that it woke up my son. I normally make him go to bed on Wednesday nights at 5:30pm partially because I don't want him to see me getting Hard with other men (the kid doesn't need to be exposed to heavy drinking at his age) and also because he's an annoying little shit and is usually asking questions about football, as if he were a nerd or something.Tears rolled down my cheeks. I didn't know what to do. I kept refreshing the GameFAQs page, hoping that this was some kind of mistake. Maybe some moderator was intending to remove a post praising the KKK but had accidentally clicked on the innocent NeonOctopus link. Alas, this was not the case.By this point, my friends were all visibly upset and I noticed they were trying to leave, even though we were only part of the way through the game. "No!" I screamed at the top of my lungs. I was inconsolable. I began thrashing about, throwing my collection of decorative throwing knives all over the crib (apartment). One knife struck my Native American friend, Big Bear Jim, in the neck. Blood gashed from his open wound, staining the carpet a deep red and splashing the walls. Blood was everywhere. A sickly iron scent loomed in the air as Death claimed Big Bear Jim.My son knew he needed to act quick. He reached into his pocket and pulled out a small crucifix. "Dad!" He yelled. "Remember how Christ died for your sins? Well, NeonOctopus did the same thing. He will live in our hearts forever, and hopefully whenever his purg passes, he will rise again from the depths of suspension and post wonderful stories about titties on CE again."At that moment, I knew my son was right. My rage quelled. I tossed Big Bear Jim's corpse into the dumpster and put my son into the Punishment Closet, as he had broken one of my most important rules of the house (never make eye contact with me).Anyway, I really just miss NeonOctopus and I think the mods should reconsider his Suspension.tl;dr - free NeonOctopus</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PunishedOctopus 11/03/22 12:49:32 PM #2:	It was for that D.Va porn topic >_> https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/community/neonoctopuses --- A man denied his boobs >_> <cite>PunishedOctopus posted [p:969165423] in Everytime ... [t:80220094]...</cite> <quote>It was for that D.Va porn topic >_>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/community/neonoctopuses</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Irony 11/03/22 12:49:58 PM #3:	You should probably stop posting porn --- I am Mogar, God of Irony and The Devourer of Topics. <cite>Irony posted [p:969165435] in Everytime ... [t:80220094]...</cite> <quote>You should probably stop posting porn</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PunishedOctopus 11/03/22 12:50:53 PM #4:	Irony posted... You should probably stop posting porn I've seen that done a bunch of times >_> I figured it's fine to censor the site like that lol --- A man denied his boobs >_> <cite>PunishedOctopus posted [p:969165461] in Everytime ... [t:80220094]...</cite> <quote>Irony posted... </cite><quote>You should probably stop posting porn</quote>I've seen that done a bunch of times >_> I figured it's fine to censor the site like that lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PunishedOctopus 11/03/22 12:51:47 PM #5:	I think the real reason is that they didn't like that D.Va was #1 instead of Widowmaker or something --- A man denied his boobs >_> <cite>PunishedOctopus posted [p:969165479] in Everytime ... [t:80220094]...</cite> <quote>I think the real reason is that they didn't like that D.Va was #1 instead of Widowmaker or something</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Flockaveli 11/03/22 12:52:34 PM #6:	Kid needs to stop shitposting. <cite>Flockaveli posted [p:969165497] in Everytime ... [t:80220094]...</cite> <quote>Kid needs to stop shitposting.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Holy_Cloud105 11/03/22 12:54:43 PM #7:	I wish you had added "blood was everywhere" so we could just slightly relive the glory days of Dakero. --- Currently Playing: Xenoblade Chronicles 3, Final Fantasy XIV <cite>Holy_Cloud105 posted [p:969165552] in Everytime ... [t:80220094]...</cite> <quote>I wish you had added "blood was everywhere" so we could just slightly relive the glory days of Dakero.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ivynn 11/03/22 12:58:12 PM #8:	Mods probably like Tracer best since they basic --- http://i.imgur.com/vDci4hD.gif <cite>Ivynn posted [p:969165637] in Everytime ... [t:80220094]...</cite> <quote>Mods probably like Tracer best since they basic</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PunishedOctopus 11/03/22 12:59:03 PM #9:	Holy_Cloud105 posted... I wish you had added "blood was everywhere" so we could just slightly relive the glory days of Dakero. You know what? I'll add that. That's a fantastic idea! Thanks! --- A man denied his boobs >_> <cite>PunishedOctopus posted [p:969165660] in Everytime ... [t:80220094]...</cite> <quote>Holy_Cloud105 posted... </cite><quote>I wish you had added "blood was everywhere" so we could just slightly relive the glory days of Dakero.</quote>You know what? I'll add that. That's a fantastic idea! Thanks!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Master_Bass 11/03/22 1:03:39 PM #10:	PunishedOctopus posted... You know what? I'll add that. That's a fantastic idea! Thanks! This copypasta is perfect now. --- Many Bothans died to bring you this post. <cite>Master_Bass posted [p:969165725] in Everytime ... [t:80220094]...</cite> <quote>PunishedOctopus posted... </cite><quote>You know what? I'll add that. That's a fantastic idea! Thanks!</quote>This copypasta is perfect now. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BearlyWilling 11/03/22 1:21:09 PM #11:	Maybe stop being such a weird creep. --- Hmm... <cite>BearlyWilling posted [p:969166106] in Everytime ... [t:80220094]...</cite> <quote>Maybe stop being such a weird creep. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Holy_Cloud105 11/03/22 1:27:31 PM #13:	PunishedOctopus posted... You know what? I'll add that. That's a fantastic idea! Thanks! Thank you. It's now perfect. --- Currently Playing: Xenoblade Chronicles 3, Final Fantasy XIV <cite>Holy_Cloud105 posted [p:969166267] in Everytime ... [t:80220094]...</cite> <quote>PunishedOctopus posted... </cite><quote>You know what? I'll add that. That's a fantastic idea! Thanks!</quote>Thank you. It's now perfect.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PunishedOctopus 11/03/22 1:28:15 PM #14:	Holy_Cloud105 posted... Thank you. It's now perfect. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/1/0/AAdq-uAADYue.jpg --- A man denied his boobs >_> <cite>PunishedOctopus posted [p:969166278] in Everytime ... [t:80220094]...</cite> <quote>Holy_Cloud105 posted... </cite><quote>Thank you. It's now perfect.</quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/1/0/AAdq-uAADYue.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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PunishedOctopus 11/03/22 1:32:13 PM #16:	[LFAQs-redacted-quote] We live in a sophisticated society. We could've debated on best porn of characters in Overwatch like civilized gentlemen. No need to get the mod police involved to break up my pro-D.Va platform. If anything, it only emboldens my argument that D.Va is the best Overwatch waifu and has the best porn! --- A man denied his boobs >_> <cite>PunishedOctopus posted [p:969166363] in Everytime ... [t:80220094]...</cite> <quote><cite>[LFAQs-redacted-quote]</cite> We live in a sophisticated society. We could've debated on best porn of characters in Overwatch like civilized gentlemen. No need to get the mod police involved to break up my pro-D.Va platform. If anything, it only emboldens my argument that D.Va is the best Overwatch waifu and has the best porn!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SSJ2GrimReaper 11/03/22 1:41:31 PM #17:	I am really sick of this guy with a million accounts posting their >_> face under every single account. Your accounts get banned and you still come back. Can you give it a break? Or at least post all of your account names so I can block them all? Thanks. Seriously it's fucking spam and it's unnecessary. Is there a reason you can't stick to one account? Why can't you stay as Neon Octopus? --- Big Apple, 3 A.M. http://i.imgur.com/YzjFA85.jpg http://i.imgur.com/CqukfNH.jpg <cite>SSJ2GrimReaper posted [p:969166561] in Everytime ... [t:80220094]...</cite> <quote>I am really sick of this guy with a million accounts posting their >_> face under every single account. Your accounts get banned and you still come back.Can you give it a break? Or at least post all of your account names so I can block them all? Thanks.Seriously it's fucking spam and it's unnecessary.Is there a reason you can't stick to one account? Why can't you stay as Neon Octopus?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FigureOfSpeech 11/03/22 2:26:52 PM #18:	PunishedOctopus posted... Wednesday Night Football (we tape Monday Night Football and watch it on Wednesday) and drinking Mike's Hard Lemonade. --- Always check timestamps. <cite>FigureOfSpeech posted [p:969167473] in Everytime ... [t:80220094]...</cite> <quote>PunishedOctopus posted... </cite><quote>Wednesday Night Football (we tape Monday Night Football and watch it on Wednesday) and drinking Mike's Hard Lemonade.</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Etna 11/03/22 2:28:57 PM #19:	Gotta be careful. Some 35 year old guy might get caught by his mommy glancing at a skimpy dressed fictional character. Wouldn't that be awkward? --- https://i.imgur.com/OlKhtDy.gif https://i.imgur.com/ZtoMK5o.gif https://i.imgur.com/74NcmdK.gif https://i.imgur.com/UOQ9An8.mp4 <cite>Etna posted [p:969167513] in Everytime ... [t:80220094]...</cite> <quote>Gotta be careful. Some 35 year old guy might get caught by his mommy glancing at a skimpy dressed fictional character.Wouldn't that be awkward?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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PunishedOctopus 11/03/22 3:19:05 PM #21:	That's JustYourOpinion --- A man denied his boobs >_> <cite>PunishedOctopus posted [p:969168632] in Everytime ... [t:80220094]...</cite> <quote>That's JustYourOpinion</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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PunishedOctopus 11/03/22 3:20:31 PM #23:	That's JustYourFact --- A man denied his boobs >_> <cite>PunishedOctopus posted [p:969168658] in Everytime ... [t:80220094]...</cite> <quote>That's JustYourFact</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ChopinList 11/03/22 3:21:05 PM #24:	How long until this thread gets made about PunishedOctopus? Seems this Octopus threads are happening more frequently lately. --- I for one welcome our new computer overlords <cite>ChopinList posted [p:969168673] in Everytime ... [t:80220094]...</cite> <quote>How long until this thread gets made about PunishedOctopus? Seems this Octopus threads are happening more frequently lately.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PunishedOctopus 11/03/22 3:21:51 PM #25:	ChopinList posted... How long until this thread gets made about PunishedOctopus? Seems this Octopus threads are happening more frequently lately. That last one was like 2 months ago >_> It ain't that often lol --- A man denied his boobs >_> <cite>PunishedOctopus posted [p:969168693] in Everytime ... [t:80220094]...</cite> <quote>ChopinList posted... </cite><quote>How long until this thread gets made about PunishedOctopus? Seems this Octopus threads are happening more frequently lately.</quote>That last one was like 2 months ago >_> It ain't that often lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CEvillain 11/03/22 4:02:26 PM #26:	Neon, for fucks sake. <cite>CEvillain posted [p:969169532] in Everytime ... [t:80220094]...</cite> <quote>Neon, for fucks sake.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PunishedOctopus 11/03/22 4:04:45 PM #27:	CEvillain posted... Neon, for fucks sake. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/2/5/AAfWorAAD2H9.jpg --- A man denied his boobs >_> <cite>PunishedOctopus posted [p:969169570] in Everytime ... [t:80220094]...</cite> <quote>CEvillain posted... </cite><quote>Neon, for fucks sake.</quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/2/5/AAfWorAAD2H9.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ivynn 11/03/22 4:06:26 PM #28:	ChopinList posted... How long until this thread gets made about PunishedOctopus? Seems this Octopus threads are happening more frequently lately. It better not be, I came up with that name, and I will be tiffed if he loses it. --- http://i.imgur.com/vDci4hD.gif <cite>Ivynn posted [p:969169601] in Everytime ... [t:80220094]...</cite> <quote>ChopinList posted... </cite><quote>How long until this thread gets made about PunishedOctopus? Seems this Octopus threads are happening more frequently lately.</quote>It better not be, I came up with that name, and I will be tiffed if he loses it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PunishedOctopus 11/03/22 4:08:38 PM #29:	Ivynn posted... It better not be, I came up with that name, and I will be tiffed if he loses it. I truly am not trying to get modded. It just......keeps happening for some reason >_> --- A man denied his boobs >_> <cite>PunishedOctopus posted [p:969169648] in Everytime ... [t:80220094]...</cite> <quote>Ivynn posted... </cite><quote>It better not be, I came up with that name, and I will be tiffed if he loses it.</quote>I truly am not trying to get modded. It just......keeps happening for some reason >_></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Foppe 11/03/22 5:29:47 PM #31:	Are you really NeonOctopus, or are you a medic brainwashed into believing you are? --- GameFAQs isn't going to be merged in with GameSpot or any other site. We're not going to strip out the soul of the site. -CJayC <cite>Foppe posted [p:969171459] in Everytime ... [t:80220094]...</cite> <quote>Are you really NeonOctopus, or are you a medic brainwashed into believing you are?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PunishedOctopus 11/03/22 5:32:25 PM #32:	Foppe posted... Are you really NeonOctopus, or are you a medic brainwashed into believing you are? I've been through so many alts, I dont even know now --- A man denied his boobs >_> <cite>PunishedOctopus posted [p:969171531] in Everytime ... [t:80220094]...</cite> <quote>Foppe posted... </cite><quote>Are you really NeonOctopus, or are you a medic brainwashed into believing you are?</quote>I've been through so many alts, I dont even know now</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ChopinList 11/03/22 5:40:39 PM #33:	PunishedOctopus posted... I truly am not trying to get modded. It just......keeps happening for some reason >_> I know that feel it is getting harder to not get modded. Like I got purgatory for posting about how Tom Cruise's viral rant against Matt Lauer aged. Due to a recent study released on anti-depressants in 2022. When you get suspended you dont even get to appeal and it lasts on your record for a year. People will say just dont get modded but all it takes in one post to mess up your history. --- I for one welcome our new computer overlords <cite>ChopinList posted [p:969171711] in Everytime ... [t:80220094]...</cite> <quote>PunishedOctopus posted... </cite><quote>I truly am not trying to get modded. It just......keeps happening for some reason >_></quote>I know that feel it is getting harder to not get modded. Like I got purgatory for posting about how Tom Cruise's viral rant against Matt Lauer aged. Due to a recent study released on anti-depressants in 2022.When you get suspended you dont even get to appeal and it lasts on your record for a year. People will say just dont get modded but all it takes in one post to mess up your history.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Korey 11/03/22 5:48:50 PM #35:	[LFAQs-redacted-quote] Crono... you're not a mod anymore. You don't have to be in `No Fun Allowed` Mode anymore. You're free now. Live. --- https://i.imgur.com/PpxZDof.png \| https://i.imgur.com/xMGLcGE.png https://i.imgur.com/nsBw6Sy.png \| https://imgtc.com/i/sBYBaew.png <cite>The_Korey posted [p:969171889] in Everytime ... [t:80220094]...</cite> <quote><cite>[LFAQs-redacted-quote]</cite> Crono... you're not a mod anymore. You don't have to be in No Fun Allowed Mode anymore. You're free now. Live.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lonestar2000 11/04/22 6:54:56 PM #36:	TC is banned. --- Rumble Roses. Someone enters the room. Them: O_O Me: What?! I always play games without my pants on!- Inmate 922335 #ImpeachToadDickTrump <cite>Lonestar2000 posted [p:969196845] in Everytime ... [t:80220094]...</cite> <quote>TC is banned.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Umbreon 11/04/22 6:59:18 PM #37:	Lonestar2000 posted... TC is banned. Deserved for posting his own suspended topic imo --- Black Lives Matter. ~DYL~ (On mobile) 12-18-19 and 01-13-21: Times Donald Trump has officially been impeached. <cite>Umbreon posted [p:969196949] in Everytime ... [t:80220094]...</cite> <quote>Lonestar2000 posted... </cite><quote>TC is banned.</quote>Deserved for posting his own suspended topic imo</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonTentacles 11/04/22 7:01:34 PM #38:	Umbreon posted... Deserved for posting his own suspended topic imo Shit happens >_> --- https://imgur.com/aMaI3hj https://imgur.com/7PsdJNc https://imgur.com/eK8vZVn https://imgur.com/u2HR4nG https://imgur.com/nQGM5cZ <cite>NeonTentacles posted [p:969197005] in Everytime ... [t:80220094]...</cite> <quote>Umbreon posted... </cite><quote>Deserved for posting his own suspended topic imo</quote>Shit happens >_></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BearlyWilling 11/04/22 9:24:21 PM #39:	NeonTentacles posted... Shit happens >_> Can you just fuck off already take the hint, man --- Hmm... <cite>BearlyWilling posted [p:969199970] in Everytime ... [t:80220094]...</cite> <quote>NeonTentacles posted... </cite><quote>Shit happens >_></quote>Can you just fuck off alreadytake the hint, man</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CEvillain 11/05/22 1:41:00 AM #40:	Imagine Neon becoming such an infamous user, one of the only truly nice people left here. <cite>CEvillain posted [p:969204172] in Everytime ... [t:80220094]...</cite> <quote>Imagine Neon becoming such an infamous user, one of the only truly nice people left here.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NeonTentacles 11/05/22 7:41:49 AM #42:	Sballen is running 4 sites at once. He probably doesnt even look a them closely. Which I dont blame him. Dude is busy >_> --- https://imgur.com/aMaI3hj https://imgur.com/7PsdJNc https://imgur.com/eK8vZVn https://imgur.com/u2HR4nG https://imgur.com/nQGM5cZ <cite>NeonTentacles posted [p:969206781] in Everytime ... [t:80220094]...</cite> <quote>Sballen is running 4 sites at once. He probably doesnt even look a them closely. Which I dont blame him. Dude is busy >_></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CEvillain 11/05/22 7:54:42 AM #43:	Neon is worse than antisemites! I never remember that users name.. <cite>CEvillain posted [p:969206888] in Everytime ... [t:80220094]...</cite> <quote>Neon is worse than antisemites! I never remember that users name..</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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