Current Events > Marby's Tier List topic

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Alright buckaroonies, I figured I'd make some tier lists and post them here in one topic, so as to not spam the board. So prepare yourselves, because your ASSES are about to get BLASTED by OBJECTIVELY CORRECT FACTS.

Feel free to post what you think is incorrect with my lists, but know that you're wrong.

Also feel free to suggest other tier lists I should make. I have the right to refuse, but if I do, it's usually because I don't actually know enough about whatever it is you're suggesting to form my thoughts on it. So like, if you want me to make something like, say, a Star Wars tier list... tough shit. I don't watch that Naruto crap.

ANYWAY, since we're only a few days from the night of hallowed weens, here's my candy tier list.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/8/1/AAZ4uYAAD1KV.jpg

In hindsight, I probably should've named more of the tiers but eh. There were other candies in the list, but everything omitted from here is stuff I've never had, or at the very least, it's been so long that I don't remember having had it. D and below is stuff I just will not eat. C is stuff that I'd have if I was desperate. B usually requires a craving for me to want it. A is stuff I'll eat whenever, same with S except stuff in S is my favorite. I literally have a 1.8 lb bag of Mike & Ikes down here right now.

So yeah. Have at it.

Fuck off with your Dots hate

i will take all your tootsie rolls and dots. you can have my tootsie and ring pops.

Irony posted...

Fuck off with your Dots hate

Cry about it.

I actually don't fully remember why I don't like Dots. I seem to remember that they were super chewy without actually having much flavor. One or the other, I can do, but both of those together is a bad combination. I've only tried them like, 2 or 3 times though.

Medussa posted...

i will take all your tootsie rolls and dots. you can have my tootsie and ring pops.

A fair trade.

they have good flavor. but they are very sticky. (teeth, not hands)

tbh the only thing id change about this list is move up twizzlers move down tootsie pops
and dots suck because theyre chewy as fuck and basically glue to your teeth the second you bite down

Medussa posted...

they have good flavor. but they are very sticky. (teeth, not hands)

ah yeah, I think that was it. Though I still don't think mine had a lot of flavor, but maybe I just got a few weird batches. Who knows.

Still not really eager to ever have them again.

Your C tier is an affront to God.

Weird list

Jelly beans are one of the more interesting ones I think because there's no other candy where a single brand is vastly superior to everything else available. Just Born Jelly Beans are a top tier candy. But every other kind of jelly bean sucks.

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cry some more. In my experience, Kit Kat and Twix can be pretty good, but are very hit or miss. It's always a risk buying them.

Oubliettes posted...

tbh the only thing id change about this list is move up twizzlers move down tootsie pops
and dots suck because theyre chewy as fuck and basically glue to your teeth the second you bite down

yeah I mean I like Twizzlers but they're more of a craving candy for me. Like, I REALLY have to be in the mood for them.

As for the Tootsie Pops, I ate those far more often as a kid than I do now so maybe that's nostalgia bias. And honestly, it vastly depends on the flavor. Most of the multiflavored candies I put up here are ones I'm willing to eat all of, even of flavors I normally don't like, such as orange for M&I/Starbursts, and pineapple for Haribo. But Tootsie Pops just has some bad flavors, from what I can recall. Idk, it's been years since I've actually had one.

Anyway feel free to suggest some lists for me to make, guys!

radical_rhino posted...

Your C tier is an affront to God.

stay mad.

GeneralKenobi85 posted...

Weird list

Jelly beans are one of the more interesting ones I think because there's no other candy where a single brand is vastly superior to everything else available. Just Born Jelly Beans are a top tier candy. But every other kind of jelly bean sucks.

Jelly beans are mainly that low because it has the same problem tootsie pops have, but far worse. There are so many odd flavors of jelly beans and most of them just aren't that good. and unlike the pops, where you can at least enjoy the one you get for a while if you pick one you like, with jelly beans, if you're picky like me, you'll be done with all the ones you'd want in like... 10 seconds.

I made a candy tier list honestly all of the top tiers would just be fruit flavored stuff and the bottom would be chocolate.

Irony posted...

I made a candy tier list honestly all of the top tiers would just be fruit flavored stuff and the bottom would be chocolate.

Yeah. Don't get me wrong, I like chocolate but the fruit flavored stuff just tends to be better. Everything in my S tier is fruit flavored except Reese's. And Reese's is only as high as it is because of the peanut butter, tbh. I've had Reese's where the chocolate tastes... weird, for lack of a more specific term, and it's NOT fun.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/1/9/AAZ4uYAAD1K7.jpg

Smash tier list based purely on how much I like them. A number of factors went into this, such as what series they're from, how much I wanted them to begin with, how fun they are to play, personal memories from playing these characters... etc. That last point, you would think, would kinda skew the odds towards characters from Brawl or before, but... I guess Sora and the entire top half of the second tier would like to contest that claim lol.

Besides those first two tiers, the listings aren't really in any particular order. In particular, tiers 4 and 5 are VASTLY interchangeable. You could reverse the order of the Meh tier (Min Min first, Bowser Jr. last), and my feelings would be largely the same.

And in case it wasn't obvious, Pokemon Trainer also accounts for the 3 Pokemon he uses. The maker I used had them all as their own things too but I figured it would be easier to just do PT. Since I was gonna place them all next to each other anyway, you know?

lol