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Smackems
10/29/22 1:06:50 PM
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Also I have the flu, but they insisted I come. I feel like piss

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a-c-a-b
10/29/22 1:08:26 PM
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Are you wearing one of those t-shirts that looks like a tuxedo?

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TheHoldSteady
10/29/22 1:09:01 PM
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Smackems posted...
Also I have the flu, but they insisted I come. I feel like piss

It suck the pandemic did little to change our culture on sickness

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Smackems
10/29/22 1:09:04 PM
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a-c-a-b posted...
Are you wearing one of those t-shirts that looks like a tuxedo?
Idk wtf I'm wearing. They had something for me

I'm just incredibly ready for this to be over

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Smackems
10/29/22 1:10:05 PM
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TheHoldSteady posted...
It suck the pandemic did little to change our culture on sickness
I do not like this one GOD damn bit but I'll never hear the end of it if I don't show up so

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Ivynn
10/29/22 1:10:44 PM
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When it's time to object, say "I object to this union because they made me wear pants!"

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a-c-a-b
10/29/22 1:11:12 PM
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Is there gonna be an open bar?

Getting hammered on someone else's dime is always a good time.

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Smackems
10/29/22 2:26:24 PM
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a-c-a-b posted...
Is there gonna be an open bar?

Getting hammered on someone else's dime is always a good time.
No drinking. I've never been to one where there was drinking. I'm here

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/4/5/AAZOwTAAD1Gp.jpg

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Crimsoness
10/29/22 2:32:01 PM
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Take 'em off!

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Smackems
10/29/22 2:38:06 PM
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Crimsoness posted...
Take 'em off!
I wish

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Crimsoness
10/29/22 2:38:34 PM
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Smackems posted...
I wish
Me too

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assboobsgames
10/29/22 2:39:50 PM
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Weddings are toxic and narcissistic. Don't go. Stay home.

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thx1138
10/29/22 2:40:22 PM
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a-c-a-b posted...
Is there gonna be an open bar?

Getting hammered on someone else's dime is always a good time.

unless its a open cash bar

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Smackems
10/29/22 2:54:36 PM
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assboobsgames posted...
Weddings are toxic and narcissistic. Don't go. Stay home.
Too late

They hurt

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Smackems
10/29/22 2:55:17 PM
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Crimsoness posted...
Me too
Lol

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Crimsoness
10/29/22 4:50:30 PM
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Is it over? Have the pants come off?

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LeadPipeCinche
10/29/22 5:25:34 PM
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Fuck em
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Smackems
10/29/22 6:16:30 PM
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Crimsoness posted...
Is it over? Have the pants come off?
Yes

I am free and dangly

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