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did you guys have skateways
did you have skateway parties at school?
did you roller skate or rollerblade?

no, we had Skate Town

Idk what skate town is
was it a roller rink that played
https://youtu.be/WL2txMU50CI

it most certainly was

We had a Skateaway. They played that and Rump Shaker non-stop.

But I was a rollerblade king who watched Airborne everyday. Got all the honeys.

Aridi posted...

We had a Skateaway. They played that and Rump Shaker non-stop.

But I was a rollerblade king who watched Airborne everyday. Got all the honeys.

woooord
i used to roller blade cross town to meet my middle school gf every day with a back pack full of mountain dew
livin the dream

yall ever see that lady with the mugshot in the cow costume? got arrested for pissin in the street?

her name booger michelle. she used to stand outside the skateway and try to bum cigarettes off you. didnt matter that you were clearly in 4th grade

twenty years later she still tries to bum cigarettes off me if im ever downtown for work. my mom saw her one day at a traffic light and michelle was yelling to anyone that could hear that she was sellin naked pics but pointed at my mom and told her "she aint allowed to see my pussy"

man i miss skateway

You might've been my neighbor.

For us it was the "dirty girl" and she would ask for the most random shit. She was basically the female Pig-Pen.

We'd all be hangin out, practicing our distance for hockin loogies in case that ever became an olympic sport, and the late, great Kenny Cole would be all, oh shit here comes DG, like she was the principal.

Kenny was the kid that looked 4 years older than everyone in the room. He had a Rollie Fingers moustache by the time he was stealing Crayolas from my desk. He once threw a decent size rock and took down a bee hive the size of a football at recess, then literally stood there awaiting the stings while we all ran and peed our pants.

Kenny was special. DG, not so much.