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Smackems
10/25/22 6:02:15 PM
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Pretty much only talking to one guy here

>_>


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g0ldie
10/25/22 6:03:23 PM
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DrizztLink
10/25/22 6:03:37 PM
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enemas everywhere

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TotallyNotAGirl
10/25/22 6:05:26 PM
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I'm not a first responder but I wouldn't let my last boyfriend sleep with me until I blew up his prostate.

Not sure if that helps

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Smackems
10/25/22 6:12:34 PM
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TotallyNotAGirl posted...
I'm not a first responder but I wouldn't let my last boyfriend sleep with me until I blew up his prostate.

Not sure if that helps
It does immensely thank you

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NeonOctopuses
10/25/22 6:14:08 PM
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Thank goodness I haven't >_> And if I did, I'd probably be like "alright, keep your pants on and wait til we get to the hospital" lol

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Aressar
10/25/22 6:20:04 PM
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"I fell on it."

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NeonOctopuses
10/25/22 6:21:43 PM
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I did see a guy with a......"dirty" dildo on his couch >_______> But it wasn't inside him when I got there. It was completely unrelated to the call. It was just there.

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FL81
10/25/22 6:24:57 PM
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NeonOctopuses posted...
I did see a guy with a......"dirty" dildo on his couch >_______> But it wasn't inside him when I got there. It was completely unrelated to the call. It was just there.
did you offer to clean it

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Smackems
10/25/22 6:29:46 PM
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NeonOctopuses posted...
I did see a guy with a......"dirty" dildo on his couch >_______> But it wasn't inside him when I got there. It was completely unrelated to the call. It was just there.
Did you get any.. urges

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NeonOctopuses
10/25/22 6:34:12 PM
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No that's weird, guys.

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Smackems
10/25/22 6:36:22 PM
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Yeah probably

But I'm a weird mf so

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Sharashaska
10/25/22 6:37:48 PM
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Does a cool hwhip enema count? If so, maybe(?)

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Smackems
10/25/22 6:46:34 PM
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Hwatch me hwhip

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Chadawah
10/25/22 7:13:57 PM
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Like a mentos and coke enema?
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NeonOctopuses
10/25/22 8:13:53 PM
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Chadawah posted...
Like a mentos and coke enema?
That dude would fly to orbit lol

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