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Smackems
10/24/22 6:40:41 PM
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Christ they're so annoying

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Ikzai
10/24/22 6:40:55 PM
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that's not very nice, choom.

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TaylorHeinicke
10/24/22 6:41:02 PM
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easy, choom

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s0nicfan
10/24/22 6:41:51 PM
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Brendan would probably enjoy it.

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InTheEyesOfFire
10/24/22 6:45:23 PM
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Not preem choombatta.

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Ikzai
10/24/22 6:46:30 PM
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do you even have the eddies for wd40

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Smackems
10/24/22 6:46:51 PM
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I'm gonna give em the biz

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Smackems
10/24/22 7:03:04 PM
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Honestly this game kinda sucks all around

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Flockaveli
10/24/22 7:05:03 PM
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@Smackems is literally Big Joe from Street Kid Intro
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Hayame_Zero
10/24/22 7:08:17 PM
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Damn, that would loosen up your shit to fly out like one a them tubes from the bank.

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RenescoStCewl
10/24/22 7:11:34 PM
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Are you upset people trash it or praise it? I've seen a lot of both.

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Blue_Inigo
10/24/22 7:13:34 PM
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That doesn't sound very nova

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Southernfatman
10/24/22 7:14:03 PM
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Do they talk like their asses are super tight or something?

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YellowSUV
10/24/22 7:15:12 PM
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C'mon chooms, let's forget this gonk and delta.

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Smackems
10/24/22 8:21:55 PM
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RenescoStCewl posted...
Are you upset people trash it or praise it? I've seen a lot of both.
Upset is a weird word. I'm trashing it. I don't care what others think of it

Southernfatman posted...
Do they talk like their asses are super tight or something?
I don't really wanna go too far into the detes

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NintendoFraud84
10/24/22 8:24:22 PM
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I only have like 3 hrs of it on the deck and the voice acting actually seemed decent
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Tom_Joad
10/24/22 8:31:22 PM
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7h3 w4y p30p13 741k 1n cy832punk 5h0u1d 83 11k3 7h15.

F0r 17 15 1337 5p34k.

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Murphiroth
10/24/22 8:38:19 PM
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Southernfatman posted...
Do they talk like their asses are super tight or something?

He's whining about the in universe slang I think.

I don't mind it, the voice acting is good and of course slang's different in corpo nightmare hellscape 50 years from now.
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Kimbos_Egg
10/24/22 8:38:44 PM
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What a gonk.

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Makeveli_lives
10/24/22 8:38:57 PM
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Nova chum.

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FigureOfSpeech
10/24/22 8:41:54 PM
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I like the way people talk in Skyrim and Witcher 3. Haven't played much else lately. Not familiar with Cyberpunk. "N'Wah," "whoreson," "milk-drinker" and "scrote-sniffer" are all whimsically fun insults imo

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Smackems
10/24/22 9:05:20 PM
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NintendoFraud84 posted...
I only have like 3 hrs of it on the deck and the voice acting actually seemed decent
Voice acting is fine. Just the writing and the game both are meh

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Smackems
10/24/22 9:06:50 PM
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Tom_Joad posted...
7h3 w4y p30p13 741k 1n cy832punk 5h0u1d 83 11k3 7h15.

F0r 17 15 1337 5p34k.
Christ I understood this

Shove a can of wd40 up MY ass please

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YellowSUV
10/24/22 9:08:14 PM
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FigureOfSpeech posted...
I like the way people talk in Skyrim and Witcher 3. Haven't played much else lately. Not familiar with Cyberpunk. "N'Wah," "whoreson," "milk-drinker" and "scrote-sniffer" are all whimsically fun insults imo

Wicher 3 : Pam pa ram pam pam pa ram pam pa ram

Cyberpunk 2077 :

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/4/7/AAA4VzAAD0FD.jpg


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Cobra1010
10/24/22 9:09:20 PM
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Mmm hmm

I think to myself 'oh fuck off' everytime I hear that.

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Robot2600
10/24/22 9:09:38 PM
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total ripoff of the shadowrun "chummer"

fucking chummers.

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Smackems
10/24/22 9:10:10 PM
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YellowSUV posted...
Wicher 3 : Pam pa ram pam pam pa ram pam pa ram

Cyberpunk 2077 :

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/4/7/AAA4VzAAD0FD.jpg

Smackems posted...
Christ I understood this

Shove a can of wd40 up MY ass please


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DrizztLink
10/24/22 9:11:51 PM
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Robot2600 posted...
total ripoff of the shadowrun "chummer"

fucking chummers.
Isn't the whole thing basically a ripoff of Shadowrun but with less content?

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Murphiroth
10/24/22 9:22:54 PM
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At least on the tabletop Cyberpunk came first by a year, and choom comes from the tabletop, though I don't know if it was in the original or came later.
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Smackems
10/24/22 9:23:55 PM
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DrizztLink posted...
Isn't the whole thing basically a ripoff of Shadowrun but with less content?
Pretty much. This game has been done better by games 10 years old

Cyberpunk is Shadowrun but without the fantasy

The game itself is just a bigger, worse Deus Ex

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FigureOfSpeech
10/24/22 9:30:55 PM
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YellowSUV posted...
Wicher 3 : Pam pa ram pam pam pa ram pam pa ram

I did actually lower the random NPC clutter because of that and the farting/laughing, but I'm mostly in the Toussaint expansion now so I don't hear either of those things as much now

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Smackems
10/24/22 9:32:27 PM
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FigureOfSpeech posted...
I did actually lower the random NPC clutter because of that and the farting/laughing, but I'm mostly in the Toussaint expansion now so I don't hear either of those things as much now
You can hear farting and laughing anytime in the discord

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Alteres
10/24/22 9:42:01 PM
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Smackems posted...
Christ I understood this

Shove a can of wd40 up MY ass please
We all should if weve been here long enough

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Ikzai
10/24/22 9:55:23 PM
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Smackems posted...
Pretty much. This game has been done better by games 10 years old

Cyberpunk is Shadowrun but without the fantasy

The game itself is just a bigger, worse Deus Ex

its ok not to like something but are you only seeing similarities because they both have the theme of man and machine melding? Because that's where the similarities end and uh yeah, thats been done long before Deus Ex.

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NintendoFraud84
10/24/22 10:21:37 PM
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Calling cyberpunk a ripoff of shadowrun while not realizing cyberpunk is based on a tabletop that came before shadowrun is lol
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Smackems
10/24/22 10:24:48 PM
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NintendoFraud84 posted...
Calling cyberpunk a ripoff of shadowrun while not realizing cyberpunk is based on a tabletop that came before shadowrun is lol
Ok. Still worse than Shadowrun

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Vyrulisse
10/24/22 10:30:52 PM
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Gonk is the only word I like from that slang, it makes me giggle

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Blue_Inigo
10/24/22 10:31:30 PM
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Vyrulisse posted...
Gonk is the only word I like from that slang, it makes me giggle
It's a good insult word

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FigureOfSpeech
10/24/22 10:33:06 PM
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Smackems posted...
You can hear farting and laughing anytime in the discord

I haven't been back in the voice chat but maybe I will at some point. I have to fuck around with those mic headphones I found >_>

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Flockaveli
10/24/22 10:33:47 PM
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Vyrulisse posted...
Gonk is the only word I like from that slang, it makes me giggle
It makes me think of that cartoon sound effect of being hit with a blunt object.

Gonk!
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TaylorHeinicke
10/24/22 10:41:36 PM
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YellowSUV posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/4/7/AAA4VzAAD0FD.jpg
preem

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viewmaster_pi
10/24/22 10:45:25 PM
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Jack Move lingo is worse

"that wasn't very chrome of you..."
"wow, that's so cryo!"
"now that's pluggin'!"

it hurts to read some of this shit

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VampireCoyote
10/24/22 10:46:21 PM
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I loved hopping around that game as a naked lady with a penis and a katana



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Vyrulisse
10/24/22 10:53:50 PM
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VampireCoyote posted...
I loved hopping around that game as a naked lady with a penis and a katana

The ultimate intimidation build. Would you mess with a chromed out lunatic waving a sword at you, dick swinging and bare assed naked?

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Smackems
10/24/22 11:02:30 PM
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Game for real tried to get me hyped up for a turret section with 4 enemies

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viewmaster_pi
10/25/22 2:09:30 AM
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oh my lord already
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/1/0/AAOjRaAAD0Hm.jpg

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RchHomieQuanChi
10/25/22 2:33:04 AM
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Cyberpunk is a 'preem game. Sorry you're wrong, choom.

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