Current Events > As a kid growing up, did you have any regular zingers or corny one-liners?

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Aridi
10/24/22 4:02:45 PM
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If someone recommended we do something stupid, my go-to child retort was:

"Let's not and say we did."

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FigureOfSpeech
10/24/22 4:07:30 PM
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I remember kids saying "put a sock in it" as a variation of shut up, and then in jr high or high school a buddy of mine said "put a cock in it" instead and I had a chuckle.

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NoxObscuras
10/24/22 4:11:15 PM
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"Shut don't go up, prices do. So take my advice and shut up too."

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Naysaspace
10/24/22 4:13:05 PM
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yeah but they all involve words or phrases that have been #cancelculture'd
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gunplagirl
10/24/22 4:19:09 PM
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https://youtu.be/80OaY1dIynI

Who here can say they don't love a good zoo wee mama joke?

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Aridi
10/25/22 10:38:01 AM
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My older brother used to use "Must suck to be you" on me and it seemed so sophisticated at the time.

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Phantom36
10/25/22 10:39:29 AM
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Friend: "What's up?!"

Me: "The sky"

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DoesntMatter
10/25/22 10:39:42 AM
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a sarcastic "Good for you!" whenever someone told me about something they did that i didn't really care about

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MabusIncarnate
10/25/22 10:41:07 AM
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I know you are, but what am I?

I heard this a lot when Pee Wee was big.

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Aridi
10/25/22 10:43:36 AM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
I know you are, but what am I?

I heard this a lot when Pee Wee was big.
Oh shit, this is like the Bill of Rights kid zingers. Along with "I'm rubber, you're glue."

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