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Scorsese2002
10/22/22 9:11:46 PM
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Almost ordered one today to test it out

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tremain07
10/22/22 9:12:28 PM
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Yes, felt good, clean up a total chore, up to you to decide if that's worth it or not. Feel no shame or remorse. Get yours.

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Heartomaton
10/22/22 9:13:01 PM
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I've owned two.

It's basically the midpoint between your hand and an actual vagina. Properly taken care of, they can last for a long time before you wear them out.

Cleanup is not as bad as you hear.

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inloveanddeath0
10/22/22 9:15:27 PM
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It's not that great

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AloneIBreak
10/22/22 9:16:08 PM
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Seems like clean up would be a nuisance.

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Kakapo
10/22/22 9:16:28 PM
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Only when theres a power outage

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Nukazie
10/22/22 9:17:55 PM
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tremain07 posted...
Yes, felt good, clean up a total chore, up to you to decide if that's worth it or not. Feel no shame or remorse.

Heartomaton posted...
I've owned two.



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inloveanddeath0
10/22/22 9:18:17 PM
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AloneIBreak posted...
Seems like clean up would be a nuisance.
Keeping it from getting dusty was worse because the guard broke off mine

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tremain07
10/22/22 9:21:50 PM
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Pros
closer to a vagina than your hand
tons of variety with them from ones that have special insides, ones that heat up on their own ones that vibrate and apparently that move on their own.
won't give you death grip

Cons
Not made for stealth at all if you live with people don't use it when they are home
Clean up must be done immediately after finishing which would probably ruin that afterglow feeling some people like to bask in
In order to make them last long you need special cleaning tools and powder
Good ones are pretty expensive

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Monferno_AQW
10/22/22 9:22:11 PM
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They also make these little heaters you can put in them. I've used one before and adafoiisokdmgofmokn...

*chef's kiss*

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Scorsese2002
10/22/22 9:22:32 PM
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Was thinking about the Quickshot, easier cleaning

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Heartomaton
10/22/22 9:25:42 PM
#12:


tremain07 posted...
Cons
In order to make them last long you need special cleaning tools and powder

Eh, not really. I'm sure they're nice to have and increase longevity significantly, but both of the ones I've owned lasted over 2 years each with only basic cleaning.

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DKBananaSlamma
10/22/22 9:31:47 PM
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tremain07 posted...
Clean up must be done immediately after finishing which would probably ruin that afterglow feeling some people like to bask in
Damn. I love the post-deed moment where you just relax for 5 minutes and reflect on how great the deed was

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kelemvor
10/22/22 9:43:41 PM
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That reminds me, I was lazy and didn't clean mine 2 days ago. I should get on that.

And yes, you just run hot water through it. It's not a big deal.
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Bad_Mojo
10/22/22 9:45:39 PM
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Couldnt finish with it, tbh. I would get close and couldnt bring myself to finish. Like it felt too good

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AloneIBreak
10/22/22 9:52:03 PM
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Way too many choices on that website tbh.

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Chadawah
10/22/22 9:52:51 PM
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tremain07 posted...
Pros
closer to a vagina than your hand
tons of variety with them from ones that have special insides, ones that heat up on their own ones that vibrate and apparently that move on their own.
won't give you death grip

Cons
Not made for stealth at all if you live with people don't use it when they are home
Clean up must be done immediately after finishing which would probably ruin that afterglow feeling some people like to bask in
In order to make them last long you need special cleaning tools and powder
Good ones are pretty expensive
Reading your first con my mind went straight to being in the living room going at it, someone comes in, "oh man what are you doing!" You reply "oh... uh... just using my flashlight to check for... stuff."
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NoxObscuras
10/22/22 9:53:32 PM
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Yep, it's great. Feels much better than your hand. And the cleaning issues are greatly exaggerated. Warm water gets it clean, then just let it air dry. I've had mine for a year already and no issues with it.

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Heartomaton
10/22/22 9:57:09 PM
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Also, you want a little trick to aid in drying?

Buy a paper towel roll holder and slide it over that after you rinse it out. Just make sure it's plastic or some other material that won't harm the sleeve.

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a-c-a-b
10/22/22 9:58:52 PM
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I used to have one but had to throw it out.

One time after washing it I put it back in the plastic case, and I guess there was still moisture on it because next time I went to use it there was mold on it.

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Xatrion
10/22/22 10:18:39 PM
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Had one. My main gripe was that it wasn't very warm. Sometimes, it was kinda like sticking your dingus in a cold hot pocket. And the clean up. Not worth the money in my opinion.

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MrResetti
10/22/22 10:22:58 PM
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Having sex doesn't stop me from using my hand whenever. The end result is the same - don't waste your money.

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LinkPizza
10/22/22 10:24:49 PM
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tremain07 posted...
Yes, felt good, clean up a total chore, up to you to decide if that's worth it or not. Feel no shame or remorse. Get yours.

This I got a couple, and tried them out. Not a fan of clean up, though. Especially since youre suppose to do it right after I cant really relax. Haha

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dioxxys
10/22/22 10:28:55 PM
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Heartomaton posted...
It's basically the midpoint between your hand and an actual vagina.
This^

Best toy I have ever got.
But yeah cleanup is annoying but simple. Warm water and soap work fine.
If you have wire shelving, this works great so that you can leave the bottom cap off, set it up vertically and let excess moisture drip onto a towel below.

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sauceje
10/22/22 10:30:54 PM
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Yes
Didn't think it was worth the hassle of cleanup frankly

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Heartomaton
10/22/22 10:32:46 PM
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Cup noodles.

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Cheater87
10/22/22 10:46:26 PM
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I got one, used it a few times, and now it just sits in a drawer.

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Kakapo
10/22/22 10:55:52 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


two steaks in a ziploc bag and the gap between some deep couch cushions


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Weezy_Tha_Don
10/22/22 11:04:07 PM
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so from what Im gathering, is it the pre-cum or actually busting the nut that causes most the clean up? little column A, little column B?

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LinkPizza
10/22/22 11:08:47 PM
#31:


Weezy_Tha_Don posted...
so from what Im gathering, is it the pre-cum or actually busting the nut that causes most the clean up? little column A, little column B?

Probably whichever you have more of. If you pre-cum a bunch, but have a smaller load, then pre-cum will probably cause most clean-up. But if you dont pre-cum as much, but have huge loads, the. Busting the nut will cause the clean-up. So, it depends on the person

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Allanon23
10/22/22 11:55:50 PM
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Drying them out properly is the only annoying thing about them tbh

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CanuckCowboy
10/22/22 11:59:48 PM
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If I was gonna get a sex toy it'd be one of those auto blow things. Seems like at least then the clean up would be worth it

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thx1138
10/23/22 12:00:08 AM
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Ive heard of them but never actually seen one til I googled a pic

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ToucheTurtle
10/23/22 12:01:28 AM
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They make a lot of noise.

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MrCokeacola
10/23/22 12:20:29 AM
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ToucheTurtle posted...
They make a lot of noise.
Just cover up the noise with loud moans.

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Sexypwnstar
10/23/22 12:31:26 AM
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What about onaholes?

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WilliamPorygon
10/23/22 12:33:00 AM
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Sexypwnstar posted...
What about onaholes?
I've used a couple, I don't regret it

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Bad_Mojo
10/23/22 4:53:44 AM
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https://i.imgur.com/i8D5xlB.png

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Lvaneede
10/23/22 5:09:21 AM
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Good japanese ones are better. Tenga make some great stuff

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DeadBankerDream
10/23/22 5:12:48 AM
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Even if I had a desire to use a fleshlight, the idea that I'd have to clean it afterwards would make my dick go limper than a spineless worm.

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MedeaLysistrata
10/23/22 5:12:58 AM
#42:


Why not vibrator?

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Lvaneede
10/23/22 5:18:59 AM
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Cant post a link because its nsfw, but there is a website with monkey in the title that reviews onaholes. It is worth checking out

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TentacleDemon
10/23/22 5:35:14 AM
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Never had a fleshlight. But I have used a few ultra soft strokers that didn't have the hard outer shell of the flashlight. Clean up was a breeze. They were stretchy enough that could just flip them inside out. Wash it real quick. Pat it dry, turn it right side in and pat that part dry. Lasted years.


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DeadBankerDream
10/23/22 5:37:38 AM
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TentacleDemon posted...
Clean up was a breeze. They were stretchy enough that could just flip them inside out. Wash it real quick. Pat it dry, turn it right side in and pat that part dry.
That legit sounds disgusting.

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Sexypwnstar
10/23/22 10:11:32 PM
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Lvaneede posted...
Cant post a link because its nsfw, but there is a website with monkey in the title that reviews onaholes. It is worth checking out

I'm interested now

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yemmy
10/23/22 10:14:22 PM
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No I got a glug glug 3000 it is way better

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Cobra1010
10/23/22 10:28:10 PM
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I had the obession with the 'teeth' facing towards you. I really cant remember how it felt because it was so long ago.

But then i tried barracuda which was the reverse with the teeth facing away so forward thrust felt good but the backwards thrust was even more intense. So intense that i could hardly do any strokes while i was cumming.

But like others say, its kinda not worth the cleaning. The washing is easy, its the drying thats annoying.

I also have a tenga flip zero. Its way easier to wash and dry. But maybe because my dick is too thick for it, even with all those crazy patterns, i cant really feel them. The loud sloppy sound it makes is sexy though.

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DrizztLink
10/23/22 10:33:56 PM
#49:


Cobra1010 posted...
The loud sloppy sound it makes is sexy though.
like a shop vac emptying a wading pool full of jello

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