Current Events > Drinking Topic 154 - Johnny has a bad case of fleas

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Smackems
10/22/22 1:47:27 AM
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It's dark

But the stick provides light

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MabusIncarnate
10/22/22 2:00:06 AM
#52:


Internet being fucky Johnny I'll be back to the discord soon

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Johnny_Nutcase
10/22/22 2:03:38 AM
#53:


Another disaster you wanna Kart again?

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WaterLink
10/22/22 10:09:39 AM
#55:


tag

sorry i haven't really been posting much. find myself coming to gamefaqs less and less these days. really i just check the sports boards every once and a while and these topics.

whats everyone doing for halloween

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BlazinBlue88
10/22/22 12:31:19 PM
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WaterLink posted...
whats everyone doing for halloween
Wife and I have been watching a bunch of Halloween and horror related stuff together. I've also been watching some of the more gory/scary stuff on my own. Our friend group has either moved away or grown apart so no partying like in the past.

Couple years back we had a Halloween party at the house and my wife made this spiced apple cider punch so boozy that everyone got trashed. Half the people had to stay the night cause she got them so drunk without realizing.

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MabusIncarnate
10/22/22 12:51:20 PM
#57:


[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

What the hell, lol. At least the thief didnt have to meet your vengeance while you stalked them in the night with your samurai sword.

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a-c-a-b
10/22/22 12:54:47 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

That sucks.

Any suspects? Seems likely that it's probably someone your friend knows.

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BlingBling22947
10/22/22 1:40:23 PM
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BlazinBlue88 posted...
I'm always super protective over my things. Last time something bad got knocked over was a glass of tequila a few years ago on the coffee table. It ate away the protective coating on the table . . .

How about quila recommendations?

Im currently shopping at Target and trying to figure out what, if anything, to combine with this Cayman Jack margarita mix.

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BlazinBlue88
10/22/22 1:46:50 PM
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BlingBling22947 posted...
How about quila recommendations?
I'm no tequila connoisseur but it's my main drink. Go to is 1800 Silver. Love pouring a small glass of that straight from the freezer.
I basically find my one drink in each spirit category and generally stick to it. Only exception is scotch cause there's so much variety there.

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Questionmarktarius
10/22/22 1:53:41 PM
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If you're doing margarita mix, just get the cheap shit.
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BlazinBlue88
10/22/22 2:01:33 PM
#62:


^That's a good point too. Don't waste good tequila on margarita mix. I didn't consider that cause I drink tequila straight by the glass.

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MabusIncarnate
10/22/22 2:20:21 PM
#63:


BlingBling22947 posted...
How about quila recommendations?

Im currently shopping at Target and trying to figure out what, if anything, to combine with this Cayman Jack margarita mix.
Hornitos was one of my favorites, Chinaco Anejo is quality for the higher price, better than Patron imo.

Lunazul silver is good for mixing.

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FigureOfSpeech
10/22/22 5:03:38 PM
#65:


MabusIncarnate posted...
I ruined a couple laptop keyboards

I ruined one and got pissed off and ripped it completely off. Whatever I spilled on it didn't seep into the internals though so only the keyboard was fucked and I already had an external so I just used that.

Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Can Red Wine Cause Black Stools?

I bought a box of red wine once that had apparently long-since expired. It tasted fine but it went straight through and was a very unpleasant experience. I endured it for a few nights in a row too because I didn't want to waste it >_>

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FigureOfSpeech
10/22/22 5:07:45 PM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
Not sure, i'm not real up on DC stuff like I am Marvel. Shazam was a quality watch though, honestly. One of the few movies from DC I liked a lot.

CanuckCowboy posted...
Shazam was great.

I went into it with really no knowledge or expectations of it other than it looked like it would be lighthearted and funny like Deadpool, which I enjoyed. I absolutely loved it.

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Smackems
10/22/22 7:22:29 PM
#68:


You would want to cut them tho

Clearly you haven't studied the blade

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Smackems
10/22/22 7:25:05 PM
#70:


[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

I'll get my sensei on the horn, he'll get ya fixed up

@Johnny_Nutcase

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Johnny_Nutcase
10/22/22 9:59:43 PM
#71:


I'mmmmm not bailin anyone outta jail tonight.

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Johnny_Nutcase
10/22/22 10:10:24 PM
#73:


Make sure you pay it forward in case I get into something minor.

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Johnny_Nutcase
10/22/22 10:20:30 PM
#75:


Well I won't get into any shit either but since we're on the subject we should back each other up. If you get arrested you're covered but im not. So I just need you to sign some paper work that says you'll bail me out if I do something MINOR. Can't be too much to get me out, like 15,000 maybe? Shit i'd go to NM to bail you out.

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a-c-a-b
10/22/22 10:35:18 PM
#76:


Just seen this Billy Strings video in my Youtube recommendations.

Made me think of Mabus because I know he likes fishin' and lives in TN.

https://youtu.be/mWcMXujMpkQ


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MabusIncarnate
10/22/22 11:26:17 PM
#77:


[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

I had the same deal going for Johnny, but last call involving a drunk guy with an inflatable walrus and a lawnmower at the mini golf course ruined that.

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Johnny_Nutcase
10/22/22 11:28:32 PM
#78:


There was a perfectly logical explanation for that. So what if i'm barred from going to West Virginia anymore. Assholes.

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CanuckCowboy
10/22/22 11:29:03 PM
#79:


I have the same deal with Johnny but only for crimes that don't involve more than 3 cabbage patch dolls, 2 rolls of aluminum foil, and anyone over the age of 90.

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MabusIncarnate
10/22/22 11:30:09 PM
#80:


Well Johnny you did this to yourself, that's all I have to say about that.

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Johnny_Nutcase
10/22/22 11:31:18 PM
#81:


CanuckCowboy posted...
I have the same deal with Johnny but only for crimes that don't involve more than 3 cabbage patch dolls, 2 rolls of aluminum foil, and anyone over the age of 90.

Once again Idaho can kiss my ass.

MabusIncarnate posted...
Well Johnny you did this to yourself, that's all I have to say about that.

It HAPPENED TO ME. Can't be illegal to defend yourself.

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CanuckCowboy
10/22/22 11:37:43 PM
#82:


Don't victim blame mabus! That was nothing like the Idaho incident.

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Johnny_Nutcase
10/22/22 11:43:36 PM
#83:


Well he never bailed me out so that's somethin still something we need to take to the courts. I got a Denny's receipt that he signed that only looks like my hand writing because he said he could copy my my handwriting. So that's all that is. Still legally binding as far as Dennys is concerned.

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Johnny_Nutcase
10/23/22 12:31:05 PM
#84:


Forgot I set my alarm for the game today. Shit woke me up and I HATE alarms so I got up fast to turn it off and slipped and ate shit into a book shelf.

You assholes woulda laughed your asses off if you saw it happen but I escaped any and all injuries.

Let's go Giants!

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MabusIncarnate
10/23/22 12:34:40 PM
#85:


I put money on Detroit over Dallas lol.

Something about how they have played so far feels like they are owed a win here. Good for your Giants too if the Lions can pull that shit off.

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Johnny_Nutcase
10/23/22 12:39:01 PM
#86:


I also got a text from my neighbors mother about how her fuck up of a son went to a rehab in TN.... I have absolutely no faith in this and he's gonna bounce after about 3 days tops but it's some fucking place called The Ranch in Nunnely, TN.

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MabusIncarnate
10/23/22 12:43:57 PM
#87:


I know where that is, probably about 160 miles West. I don't know of the place though, but why are they sending him all the way here? I'd assume the price, because everything here is pretty cheap in general.

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Johnny_Nutcase
10/23/22 12:46:14 PM
#88:


Probably that and it's no where near anyone he knows.... I have seen this before and I bet he walks out at 3 days in or less. He's a full blown junky and too far gone. Kinda done with hope for him.

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Johnny_Nutcase
10/23/22 1:03:12 PM
#89:


Just questioning his mother and she doesn't know shit about fuck. It's like why would you asshole waste money on this asshole if HE doesn't wanna go? Parenting thing I guess, but they need to just cut this fuck off.

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Johnny_Nutcase
10/23/22 3:59:53 PM
#90:


Another Giants come back 20-17 COME ONNNNNNNNNNN

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Smackems
10/23/22 4:17:26 PM
#91:


nerds

I'm gonna learn the cyberpunk ruleset

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FigureOfSpeech
10/23/22 4:26:20 PM
#92:


I forgot about football but luckily Patriots are playing tomorrow.

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Johnny_Nutcase
10/23/22 5:05:38 PM
#93:


I just realized I left my window cracked and when I ran over to the alarm clock I just slipped on fine dust that collected.... MOTHER FUCKER. Now I gotta sweep and vacuum.

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Smackems
10/23/22 5:16:01 PM
#94:


I just realized Johnny leaves his windows cracked

Imma gettin muh noculars

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Johnny_Nutcase
10/23/22 5:22:30 PM
#95:


I leave A window cracked and go for it. I'll rip the screen out too if you want a better view.

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Smackems
10/23/22 5:33:18 PM
#96:


Oh... Oh I saw... I saw...

YACK squelch

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Johnny_Nutcase
10/23/22 11:02:29 PM
#97:


Just woke up and thought it was Sunday morning. I haven't eaten anything since Friday night.

Ramen noodles and laundry timeeeeee.

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Johnny_Nutcase
10/23/22 11:03:16 PM
#99:


Yes mam.

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FigureOfSpeech
10/23/22 11:11:27 PM
#100:


I got burger king tonight (That ghost pepper whopper is pretty good).

Last time I got it, those fucker left off the lettuce and tomato I added and forgot my drink. I was hoping this time would be different. It wasn't and it was. The lettuce and tomato were there. They fucking forgot my drink again. I looked up both orders and submitted "someone fucked up" things for both, but I was honest. I made it clear the left-out veggies from order 1 were not left out in order 2. After I submitted both tickets, I looked outside to find that the delivery driver had returned and left my drink (it was NOT there before. I didn't just derp out and not see it. It wasn't there. The dude must have realized he fucked up and forgot and then swung back around). I even contacted BK again to say "disregard that last missing drink. The driver came back with it" why? because I'm fine being a fucking ruthless asshole to anyone or anything who/that has ever done wrong by me... but I'm not gonna lie about something like that

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