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TheHoldSteady
10/20/22 10:49:34 AM
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That itself is an argument against capitalism because any of us sinners would've turned that into a billion dollar business

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SiO4
10/20/22 10:51:22 AM
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Turning it into Jesus Blood is the real trick.

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TheLawOfMoses
10/20/22 10:57:30 AM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/1/7/AAXQRuAADmU5.jpg

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SiO4
10/20/22 11:24:00 AM
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dolomedes posted...

Buy One 750ml Bottle of Jesus Blood Wine, Get One 16oz Package Jesus Flesh Crackers FREE


God, I want to post a Radio Bit, but I don't know if it would be considered...or construed as offensive.
"...You grubbin' up on Jesus..."

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TheHoldSteady
10/20/22 11:25:22 AM
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Sorry, Jesus Healing is only on the Premium plan, and you have Basic Plus. Plus, we don't cover Leprosy anymore.


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SiO4
10/20/22 11:34:46 AM
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Jesus needs to get out of that cave he's been living in and realize Leprosy is over...we're still waiting on something for the common cold. God Damn it

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SiO4
10/20/22 11:38:53 AM
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Also Jesus "I didn't even ask to be born..."
....Now you won't even let me die. FFS!

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HBOSS
10/20/22 11:39:37 AM
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Confirmed.
Jesus: OH YEAH!!
*MIXES kool-aid with water.
Everybody: whys it red??
Somebody: its his blood!


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Foppe
10/20/22 11:41:10 AM
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He is a vampire?

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