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BignutzisBack
10/18/22 11:18:57 AM
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wow

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BuckVanHammer
10/18/22 11:22:12 AM
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I'd say I was more of a 20% clean but ive been bidet it up for a while no so idk anymore...

That is impressive tho

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Alteres
10/18/22 11:27:36 AM
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I would say 70% of my poops splatter the back of the toilet with a dark tar like substance.

Its so bad Ive taken to pooping at work just so I dont have to clean it up anymore.

Ive wondered if weve had a higher than normal turn over on the janitorial staff since I made the change, but Im sure as hell not going to ask.

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masterpug53
10/18/22 11:34:46 AM
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Jack Black called such a thing the 'immaculate no-wiper' in an old interview, and that always stuck with me.

I'd get those only once in a blue moon (pun intended) previously. But I started taking fiber daily about a year ago and now I'm blessedly up to 50-60% no-wipers, among other welcome gastrointestinal improvements.

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Sputnik1337
10/18/22 11:36:47 AM
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Just remember boys; even if every day for the last year has turned out to be a no wiper you still have to check each time to make sure.

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