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pogo_rabid
10/11/22 8:51:48 PM
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oof sounds like that's pretty bad for the environment
https://twitter.com/RoadandTrack/status/1579486340114022401?t=MOJxogF5zUan1xSyLIYVtA&s=19

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VampireCoyote
10/11/22 8:52:43 PM
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I dont think you understand what exploding means

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UnholyMudcrab
10/11/22 8:53:26 PM
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VampireCoyote posted...
I dont think you understand what exploding means
Definitely the most important thing to be taking away from this.

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CADE_FOSTER
10/11/22 8:55:48 PM
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Salt water and batteries do not mix
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TetsuoS2
10/11/22 8:56:52 PM
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why would people try to drive a flooded car, it's moronic even if it was a gas car.

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pogo_rabid
10/11/22 8:59:39 PM
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TetsuoS2 posted...
why would people try to drive a flooded car, it's moronic even if it was a gas car.
With a gas car all you need to do is drain the oil, pull the sparkplugs and turn the car over a few times to evacuate the water from the cylinders, replace the spark plugs, refill the oil, and you're good to go.

With a battery car, you're fucked.

Yes I know electric cars are the future, but it's still fun to dunk on them, especially tesla's cars.

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VampireCoyote
10/11/22 9:00:33 PM
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pogo_rabid posted...
With a gas car all you need to do is drain the oil, pull the sparkplugs and turn the car over a few times to evacuate the water from the cylinders, replace the spark plugs, refill the oil, and you're good to go.

With a battery car, you're fucked.

Yes I know electric cars are the future, but it's still fun to dunk on them, especially tesla's cars.

wouldnt you just need to replace the battery?

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Forest_Temple
10/11/22 9:01:07 PM
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We will all be driving Teslas some day
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CADE_FOSTER
10/11/22 9:02:16 PM
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VampireCoyote posted...
wouldnt you just need to replace the battery?
all the wiring and the batteries that salt water corrodes very badly
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Tyranthraxus
10/11/22 9:03:09 PM
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VampireCoyote posted...
I dont think you understand what exploding means
Any kind of external combustion is an explosion even if it's really small

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pogo_rabid
10/11/22 9:05:30 PM
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VampireCoyote posted...
wouldnt you just need to replace the battery?
You are aware that the battery costs as much as a used car, right?

EDIT: And that's only if you can get tesla to sell you one. Generally tesla will refuse to work on flood damaged vehicles and will absolutely refuse to sell you parts.

You'll have to find the battery on the "tesla black market" and do the work yourself, then hope tesla never find out after the fact, otherwise they'll remotely deactivate features like access to their charging network.

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YeOld3DS
10/11/22 9:13:48 PM
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Forest_Temple posted...
We will all be driving Teslas some day
Probably not one day soon.
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MarcoRubio
10/11/22 9:15:04 PM
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VampireCoyote posted...
wouldnt you just need to replace the battery?

...............lol

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Crazyman93
10/11/22 9:15:36 PM
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VampireCoyote posted...
wouldnt you just need to replace the battery?
Like 30% of a Tesla IS the battery. Replacing it is more like doing an engine swap on a gas car in terms of labor.

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Frolex
10/11/22 9:17:27 PM
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VampireCoyote posted...
wouldnt you just need to replace the battery?

just like when my engine blows up, i simply replace it with a new engine

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Fony
10/11/22 9:18:48 PM
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Man, our friendly neighborhood Teslaman is sure slow today. Is he charging his battery?

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foreverzero212
10/11/22 9:26:07 PM
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A car magazine found a waterlogged electric vehicle because they feel threatened by them inevitability ending their oil changing hobby.

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pogo_rabid
10/11/22 9:36:19 PM
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foreverzero212 posted...
A car magazine found a waterlogged electric vehicle because they feel threatened by them inevitability ending their oil changing hobby.
How to show everyone you're completely unfamiliar with tesla's policies and history regarding these things without saying you're completely unfamiliar with tesla's policies and history regarding these things.

Do your reps before shooting off your mouth

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TetsuoS2
10/11/22 9:52:26 PM
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pogo_rabid posted...
With a gas car all you need to do is drain the oil, pull the sparkplugs and turn the car over a few times to evacuate the water from the cylinders, replace the spark plugs, refill the oil, and you're good to go.

With a battery car, you're fucked.

Yes I know electric cars are the future, but it's still fun to dunk on them, especially tesla's cars.

if you fixed it then it's not flooded anymore.

fuck tesla, but this is pretty damn stupid of the driver, had the reaction been worse he'd be dead.

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foreverzero212
10/11/22 10:02:20 PM
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pogo_rabid posted...
How to show everyone you're completely unfamiliar with tesla's policies and history regarding these things without saying you're completely unfamiliar with tesla's policies and history regarding these things.

Do your reps before shooting off your mouth
  1. The article you made this topic about and the OP has nothing to do with that. It's a generic shot at electric vehicles by scared boomers that only get to feel useful when their family needs help changing the oil.
  2. Every company, especially the automotive industry, has horrific anti consumer nonsense regarding anything. The entire dealership scam should be outlawed. My wallet and sanity cringes every time I have to walk into one and am forced to play their games.
  3. Stop being insecure about your hobby. I enjoyed NFS Underground too but can't wait to ditch these gas prices.

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pogo_rabid
10/11/22 10:07:30 PM
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foreverzero212 posted...
Every company, especially the automotive industry, has horrific anti consumer nonsense regarding anything.

You're handwaving away the fact that tesla is particularly anticonsumer on a level others would never dare get close to.

I can buy a new engine, body panels, subframes, ecu... practically anything INCLUDING the repair manuals from virtually every other car manufacturer to install myself or at a third party mechanic...except tesla, who refuses to sell those parts because what effectively boils down to "fuck you".

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foreverzero212
10/11/22 10:27:03 PM
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pogo_rabid posted...
You're handwaving away the fact that tesla is particularly anticonsumer on a level others would never dare get close to.

I can buy a new engine, body panels, subframes, ecu... practically anything INCLUDING the repair manuals from virtually every other car manufacturer to install myself or at a third party mechanic...except tesla, who refuses to sell those parts because what effectively boils down to "fuck you".
I needed to buy OEM body parts for my car because of a known common factory defect that Honda wasn't honoring. I had to aggressively cross shop for weeks through Honda dealers, yelling at people on the phone to get the parts at a non ridiculously inflated price.

When I get there the guy says he's going to charge me millions in labor to install. I said we agreed on the phone that it was just the parts, I'm installing it myself. The guy got furious and said well I'm not going to give you the install manual then.

If it wasn't for these cars already being around forever and having communities that showed me how to DIY and what the problem with my car was in the first place I would have been screwed. I believe you that Tesla is bad but stop white knighting for these crooks just because the boomers have scared you about electric cars.

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pogo_rabid
10/11/22 10:44:46 PM
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Frankly I have a hard time believing that, but i'll take your word for it. Every time i've had to order a part (like the two fenders I have for my jeep awaiting paint right now) I just called up, ordered the parts and they told me when they arrived. It was absolutely painless.

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foreverzero212
10/11/22 10:58:23 PM
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Frankly you are the only person I've heard of that enjoys the dealership experience.

If I had agreed to pay double the sticker price of the parts let them bend me over on the install when we previously agreed that I was only purchasing the parts then I might've had a nice experience too.

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Pitlord_Special
10/11/22 11:04:56 PM
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Forest_Temple posted...
We will all be driving Teslas some day

Imagine Daddy Elon bringing the entire world's personal transportation to a grinding halt because he got triggered by something on the internet.

Anyways, they should've just put them into a bag of rice like you do any other waterlogged electronics.

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foreverzero212
10/11/22 11:15:48 PM
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Pitlord_Special posted...
Anyways, they should've just put them into a bag of rice like you do any other waterlogged electronics.
Now this is funny

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