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SaltyWet
10/11/22 6:56:38 PM
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Also you are mandated to live 10,000 years.

Deal?

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FLAMING_EVIL_HOMER
10/11/22 6:57:17 PM
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Where's the negative?

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thronedfire2
10/11/22 6:58:17 PM
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ok

10,000 is enough that you still lose all sense of humanity and go insane but at least it's not eternity

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VampireCoyote
10/11/22 6:58:32 PM
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yeah what is the downside

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Pitlord_Special
10/11/22 7:14:59 PM
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10,000 years frozen in carbonite just to get money that won't be worth anything when I'm revived?

hard pass

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Kitt
10/11/22 7:18:50 PM
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Only downside is not being able to be employed. There's things I still want to do career wise.
Other than that, I'll take it.

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NecroFoul99
10/11/22 7:20:45 PM
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Mandate all you want. Im still croaking at 65. What are you gonna do about it? Ill leave it all to a dog I mandated to live to 10,000 too. Just to spite you.

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SaltyWet
10/11/22 7:37:01 PM
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NecroFoul99 posted...
Mandate all you want. Im still croaking at 65. What are you gonna do about it? Ill leave it all to a dog I mandated to live to 10,000 too. Just to spite you.

Not give you the money.

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CARRRNE_ASADA
10/11/22 7:37:18 PM
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uhh so Ill become my own boss then. Can do any business I like without fear of failing.

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K181
10/11/22 7:43:58 PM
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Wait, ten thousand years where Im utterly decrepit for 9,900+ of those years, where Im proportionally decrepit for the same percentage of life as I wouldve otherwise (which would still be an agonizing millennia+ at least in all likelihood), or where I can keep the current level of fitness and mental acuity as I have now?

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Will_VIIII
10/11/22 7:44:00 PM
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Does investing and living off interest count as employment because 600 million isn't lasting 10k years

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kirbyy
10/11/22 8:01:20 PM
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Basically my life right now so I'll take it

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Feyniphia
10/11/22 9:15:27 PM
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Sure, I'll take it.
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Stormvale12
10/11/22 9:16:39 PM
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Is there a bonus to living that long? When do we get paid?
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MarcoRubio
10/11/22 9:17:18 PM
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Easy pass

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samsungsalt
10/11/22 9:18:21 PM
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I dont even want to live another 10 years with my chronic pains and with how the world has crumbled in just the last 20

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CanuckCowboy
10/11/22 9:20:44 PM
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Do I age at the same rate or slowed down to match the extended life?

Not answering till I know.

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MorbidFaithless
10/11/22 9:32:05 PM
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Ooooof. A LOT could go wrong in 10,000 years. I would think at least inevitably you'd be caught in some natural disaster and dragged to the bottom of the ocean or buried under tons of rubble. So that would suck.

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Kajagogo
10/11/22 9:35:05 PM
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Yes please.

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