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Phantom36
10/11/22 8:39:45 AM
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The crunchy pieces are Judeo-Christian symbols like the cross and the icthys fish

The marshmallow pieces are either Muslim or Pagan symbols like the crescent moon and the star, or the clover and horseshoe

99% sure it's meant to be funny with no genuine tin-foil hat wearing attached, but ya know, Poe's Law...

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Ratchetrockon
10/11/22 8:42:29 AM
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Ok I don't like lucky charms anymore

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Foppe
10/11/22 8:45:55 AM
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Pieces from the cross that Jesus died on are holy and lucky.
And it must have been heavy, since we got hundreds of tons of pieces.

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Strider102
10/11/22 8:49:30 AM
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I have become the Devourer of Religious Symbols.

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MrToothHasYou
10/11/22 8:59:35 AM
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Pretty sure this is just a Patton Oswalt bit

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Phantom36
10/11/22 10:31:50 AM
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MrToothHasYou posted...
Pretty sure this is just a Patton Oswalt bit

lmao apparently it is

https://youtu.be/BRiDQeq8E1w

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Seaman_Prime
10/11/22 11:43:17 AM
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The real conspiracy is that they are funded by Big Dentist to get childrens teeth to rot
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MrToothHasYou
10/11/22 12:03:43 PM
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Phantom36 posted...
lmao apparently it is

https://youtu.be/BRiDQeq8E1w
I knew it! I havent watched that special forever but it was one of my favorites back in the day, it also has the bit about comedy magicians. Probably be super depressing to watch nowadays because I think he spends a good deal of time talking about his then wife, who of course tragically passed in 2016.

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TheMikh
10/11/22 12:06:55 PM
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Seaman_Prime posted...
The real conspiracy is that they are funded by Big Dentist to get childrens teeth to rot
big grain, big sugar, and big healthcare/insurance are the biggest beneficiaries

as for dentists and big dentistry, probably not powerful enough, which is why they partake in small scale swindling like unnecessary procedures

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viewmaster_pi
10/11/22 12:12:12 PM
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i heard they're magically delicious
-wriggles fingers menacingly-

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saspa
10/11/22 12:13:51 PM
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Lucky charms is actually banned in some parts of the middle east due to the marshmallow portions of the charms being made from pig gelatin. Make of that what you will

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Southernfatman
10/11/22 12:17:50 PM
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Seaman_Prime posted...
The real conspiracy is that they are funded by Big Dentist to get childrens teeth to rot

Starting to sound pretty anti-dentite there.

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ZangsBeard
10/11/22 12:18:42 PM
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So... what's the actual conspiracy theory here?

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Phantom36
10/11/22 6:13:43 PM
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MrToothHasYou posted...
I knew it! I havent watched that special forever but it was one of my favorites back in the day, it also has the bit about comedy magicians. Probably be super depressing to watch nowadays because I think he spends a good deal of time talking about his then wife, who of course tragically passed in 2016.

That's a shame. I didn't even know that he did stand up. I just knew him as that guy on King of Queens


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PrettyBoyFloyd
10/11/22 6:19:46 PM
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Don't SJWs have issues with the mascot alone?

I mean they changed the Cookie Crisp guys.

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