Current Events > Excuse me UPS? Wat?

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>Monday 9/26, carrier picked up package
>Tuesday 10/4, Carrier received package (Miami, FL)
>Tuesday 10/4, package arrived at carrier facility (Miami, FL)
>Wednesday 10/5, package left the carrier facility (Jacksonville, FL)
>Saturday 10/8, Package arrived at a carrier facility (Lathrop, CA)

I'm sorry, what? For reference, I'm in NC. How did this go from being in Florida to being all the way across the country in Cali? To then have to come all the way back across the country to NC? It's a bag of coffee for fucks sake.

And now it's a cover for smuggling cocain and other illicit substances. Thank you for your volunteered participation

- Ya homie, UPS

Reminds me of when I was ordering something online... I forget what it was, but it went from the states, up to Toronto, over to Dieppe New Brunswick, back down to the states, back to Dieppe before finally coming to Newfoundland. So glad I didn't have to pay the fees on that.