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Inana and Enki: translation
SEGMENT A
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1-10She ...... of the desert. She put the cu-gura, the desert crown, on her head. ...... when she went out to the shepherd, to the sheepfold, ...... her genitals were remarkable. ...... her genitals were remarkable. She praised herself, full of delight at her genitals, she praised herself, full of delight at her genitals. She looked at ......, she looked at ......, she looked at .......

"You have brought with you sword and club, you have brought with you the cultic functionary saj-ursaj, you have brought with you the black garment, you have brought with you the colourful garment, you have brought with you the ...... hair-style, you have brought with you the ...... hair-style.

"You have brought with you the standard, you have brought with you the quiver, you have brought with you sexual intercourse, you have brought with you kissing, you have brought with you prostitution, you have brought with you ...... running (?).

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Inanna spoke:What I tell youLet the singer weave into song.What I tell you,Let it flow from ear to mouth,Let it pass from old to young:My vulva, the horn,The Boat of Heaven,Is full of eagerness like the young moon.My untilled land lies fallow.As for me, Inanna,Who will plow my vulva?Who will plow my high field?Who will plow my wet ground?As for me, the young woman,Who will plow my vulva?Who will station the ox there?Who will plow my vulva? Dumuzi replied:Great Lady, the king will plow your vulva.I, Dumuzi the King, will plow your vulva. Inanna:Then plow my vulva, man of my heart!Plow my vulva! At the king's lap stood the rising cedar.Plants grew high by their side.Grains grew high by their side.Gardens flourished luxuriantly.

DarkRoast posted...

you have brought with you the cultic functionary saj-ursaj

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Inanna sang:Make your milk sweet and thick, my bridegroom.My shepherd, I will drink your fresh milk.Wild bull Dumuzi, make your milk sweet and thick.I will drink your fresh milk.Let the milk of the goat flow in my sheepfold.Fill my holy churn with honey cheese.Lord Dumuzi, I will drink your fresh milk.My husband, I will guard my sheepfold for you.I will watch over your house of life, the storehouse,The shining quivering place which delights SumerThe house which decides the fates of the land,The house which gives the breath of life to the people.I, the queen of the palace, will watch over your house.

*tugs collar*

O my Queen of Heaven and Earth,
Queen of all the universe,
May he enjoy long days in the sweetness of your holy loins.

The king went with lifted head to the holy loin.
He went with lifted head to the loins of Inanna.
He went to the queen with lifted head.
He opened wide his arms to the holy priestess of heaven.

A good man lifts his head upon the holy loin of the queen

Shotgunnova posted...

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She brought with her the black garment and the colorful garment
Like, at the same time

I liked the part where she praised herself, full of delight with her genitals.

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You'll notice that male goats don't actually make milk either

Strider102 posted...

I liked the part where she praised herself, full of delight with her genitals.

Her genitals were remarkable

I'm telling Marduk!

ChocoboMogALT posted...

I'm telling Marduk!

Enki got my back

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you have brought with you sexual intercourse, you have brought with you kissing, you have brought with you prostitution, you have brought with you ...... running

Never skip leg day

Ea-Nasir sold me some good stuff

damn her pussy must be beautiful

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