Current Events > $1,400,000 but Rottweilers unexpectedly bite your ass every day

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UnfairRepresent 10/08/22 2:18:44 PM #1:	Would you take it? Yes No Would you take it? - Results (21 votes) Yes 14.29% (3 votes) 3 No 85.71% (18 votes) 18 Money is after tax but if you take it then Rottweilers will bite you on the butt at least once every day when you're not expecting it. These bites will be completely random. Could be when you first get out of bed, go to the toilet, get out of your car, eating lunch, talking to a friend. Before you could spell your name at least one Rottweiler will appear out of no where and bite you on the bum. At least once a day, every day. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/6/6/AAZiH8AADwhO.jpg Would you take it? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:968576786] in $1,400,000... [t:80191680]...</cite> <quote> Would you take it? Yes No Vote View Results Would you take it? - Results (21 votes) Yes 14.29% (3 votes) 3 No 85.71% (18 votes) 18 Show Voting Form function poll_vote() { var vote_option = $("input[name='poll_vote']:checked").val(); if(!vote_option) return; $.ajax({ type: 'POST', url: '/ajax/forum_poll_vote', data: { option: vote_option, board: '400', topic: '80191680', message: '0', key: '281c9b8b' }, success: function(response) { if(response.error) { alert(response.error); } else { $("#poll_vote").hide(); $("#poll_results").html(response.html).show(); } } }); } function view_results_legacy() { $("#poll_vote").hide(); $("#poll_results").show(); } function hide_results_legacy() { $("#poll_results").hide(); $("#poll_vote").show(); } Money is after tax but if you take it then Rottweilers will bite you on the butt at least once every day when you're not expecting it. These bites will be completely random. Could be when you first get out of bed, go to the toilet, get out of your car, eating lunch, talking to a friend. Before you could spell your name at least one Rottweiler will appear out of no where and bite you on the bum. At least once a day, every day. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/6/6/AAZiH8AADwhO.jpg Would you take it? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TMOG 10/08/22 2:22:10 PM #2:	I confine myself to a wheelchair (which I also sleep in) and poop in a bedpan. Bam, loophole. <cite>TMOG posted [p:968576832] in $1,400,000... [t:80191680]...</cite> <quote>I confine myself to a wheelchair (which I also sleep in) and poop in a bedpan. Bam, loophole.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Frank543 10/08/22 2:22:59 PM #3:	what if i take the money and surgically remove my ass --- let's talk about parallel universes <cite>Frank543 posted [p:968576847] in $1,400,000... [t:80191680]...</cite> <quote>what if i take the money and surgically remove my ass</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tom_Joad 10/08/22 2:28:34 PM #4:	Do the Rottweilers break the skin or cause any harm to me? If no, then yes... I'll take the $1,400,000 and learn to enjoy Rottweilers biting my butt. I may even make a sport of it by trying to poop on the Rottweilers when they do it. If yes, then nope. No way. --- "History shows again and again that nature points out the folly of man. Go go Godzilla!" Godzilla - Blue Oyster Cult <cite>Tom_Joad posted [p:968576974] in $1,400,000... [t:80191680]...</cite> <quote>Do the Rottweilers break the skin or cause any harm to me?If no, then yes... I'll take the $1,400,000 and learn to enjoy Rottweilers biting my butt. I may even make a sport of it by trying to poop on the Rottweilers when they do it.If yes, then nope. No way.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ellis123 10/08/22 2:40:52 PM #5:	Frank543 posted... what if i take the money and surgically remove my ass You end up on Space Station 13, where a clown is wearing your ass as a hat. --- "A shouted order to do something of dubious morality with an unpredictable outcome? Thweeet!" My FC is in my profile. <cite>ellis123 posted [p:968577187] in $1,400,000... [t:80191680]...</cite> <quote>Frank543 posted... </cite><quote>what if i take the money and surgically remove my ass</quote>You end up on Space Station 13, where a clown is wearing your ass as a hat.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BloodMoon7 10/08/22 2:43:24 PM #6:	No. My butt is sensitive. It's very nice and plump too. --- My maid will hear about this. <cite>BloodMoon7 posted [p:968577245] in $1,400,000... [t:80191680]...</cite> <quote>No. My butt is sensitive. It's very nice and plump too.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 10/08/22 2:45:46 PM #7:	TMOG posted... I confine myself to a wheelchair (which I also sleep in) and poop in a bedpan. Even assuming that would work (it wouldn't) That sounds like a worse fate than the Rottweilers --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:968577304] in $1,400,000... [t:80191680]...</cite> <quote>TMOG posted... </cite><quote>I confine myself to a wheelchair (which I also sleep in) and poop in a bedpan.</quote>Even assuming that would work (it wouldn't)That sounds like a worse fate than the Rottweilers</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TwigsthePnoDude 10/08/22 3:15:39 PM #8:	Sounds hot --- It wasnt a lie, it was ineptitude with insufficient cover. ~ Donald Draper <cite>TwigsthePnoDude posted [p:968577850] in $1,400,000... [t:80191680]...</cite> <quote>Sounds hot</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ElleRagu 10/08/22 3:20:52 PM #9:	how hard is the bite like would the dog just nip me or full blown ass maul? --- MARTIAL ARTS LANGUAGE COMMENCES <cite>ElleRagu posted [p:968577939] in $1,400,000... [t:80191680]...</cite> <quote>how hard is the bitelike would the dog just nip me or full blown ass maul?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
I4NRulez 10/08/22 3:20:53 PM #10:	Pass, id be paying more in medical bills than i'd actually receive. --- The night brims with defiled scum,and is permeated by their rotten stench. Just think. Now you're all set to hunt and kill to your heart's content. <cite>I4NRulez posted [p:968577940] in $1,400,000... [t:80191680]...</cite> <quote>Pass, id be paying more in medical bills than i'd actually receive.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TMOG 10/08/22 3:21:43 PM #11:	UnfairRepresent posted... Even assuming that would work (it wouldn't) That sounds like a worse fate than the Rottweilers I've seen some pretty cool wheelchairs, some of them even recline <cite>TMOG posted [p:968577953] in $1,400,000... [t:80191680]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite><quote>Even assuming that would work (it wouldn't)That sounds like a worse fate than the Rottweilers</quote>I've seen some pretty cool wheelchairs, some of them even recline</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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