Current Events > DSPGaming General XXVII: I rock back and forth on the x and y axis

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I think the """point""" was that it was so expensive so almost nobody would pay him to take a shot, so all the money he earned on his marathon would be from a bunch of people doing smaller donations.

I know one person bought a 100 dollar shot during his event, which is about 20% of his intake. I think he got around 550 dollars. I didn't watch it so that's all the info I have. If 20% of your income comes one person whaling and you're constantly pretending to be on the verge of poverty, then that is clearly you being supported by whales.

But also the day after his social experiment to prove he wasn't supported by whales, two (the same?) whales donated 100 memberships to save his membergoal.

DSP is trying to back out the interview he tried to set up. Claims he's still in talks to do it in January, but currently on his stream things are "going better", whatever that means, so he doesn't really wanna do it anymore.

Proving what literally everyone said when he brought it up in the first place, that it was all for attention and there was literally zero chance he would ever do an interview that wasn't just someone who knows nothing about what he's done just letting him run his mouth and present his "evidence" that the detractors are wrong. AKA saying "no, that's wrong"

And he's holding strong on claiming christmas is his only day off all year. 100% he's gonna title change his weekly day off to something like his "errant day" to get more sympathy dollars.

He literally can never respond to anyone without making it about himself:

https://twitter.com/TheyCallMeDSP/status/1607210923147812864?t=fzlc2T5e6NkZ3n7flCd6IA&s=19

^ Most people in this world as selfish that only care about themselves, which is why I have given up trying to make friends or find a girlfriend

Dude's still talking about placing 4th at one competition from the the early 2000s lol. Imagine that being your peak accomplishment

He's still mad about literally the very next tournament had Valle going "Hey DSP, you only "won" because me and Choi weren't there because we don't play SF2 on Street Fighter Anniversary Collection, we play on Arcade. I bet you won't place now because we're playing Arcade this time."

And DSP goes "PEOPLE KEEP HATING ON ME BUT THEY'RE JUST MAKING EXCUSES" and then basically didn't place.

seems like he's having issues with his capture card after his cat laid on it (tbf, we see his cat in the room for a bit), so I wouldn't be surprised if he'll be doing some kinda beg-athon soon

Ranted about people making fun of him using paper plates on Christmas.

Also blames the turkey or some roast recipe for being bad when he admitted that he didnt put wine in for fear of getting drunk.

LightningAce11 posted...

Also blames the turkey or some roast recipe for being bad when he admitted that he didnt put wine in for fear of getting drunk.

Lol wtf

The liquor boils off. Beer chili doesn't fuck you up, it makes it taste like Beer. I don't think there's a single wine dish you can make the makes you "feel" the alcohol, it just adds flavor.

Yeah everyone who knows even a little about cooking knows that the alcohol burns off lol, no one's getting wasted on a roast made with a cup of red wine

Wasn't there some situation earlier this year or last year where he made a recipe and it was a complete catastrophy and then when he was talking about it he said that he changed things about it, but it was still the recipe's fault for being terrible? I think it was his thanksgiving dinner last year or something.

g0ldie posted...

seems like he's having issues with his capture card after his cat laid on it (tbf, we see his cat in the room for a bit), so I wouldn't be surprised if he'll be doing some kinda beg-athon soon

yup:

https://twitter.com/TheyCallMeDSP/status/1607536721864036353?cxt=HHwWgsDQ4bSIj88sAAAA

g0ldie posted...

seems like he's having issues with his capture card after his cat laid on it (tbf, we see his cat in the room for a bit), so I wouldn't be surprised if he'll be doing some kinda beg-athon soon

JASPER JUST DID THAT

He we go again...

SSJ2GrimReaper posted...

JASPER JUST DID THAT

what a silly billy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZuyoBL_O3yY&ab_channel=DoodyStreams

It's just utterly unreal how out of touch, thin skinned DSP is. It's utterly amazing.

Lmao

Nintendo_Porn posted...

He we go again...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77u2R1jxrPc

These are always incredible.

That intro had more effort put into it, than Phil did in his entire 13 years of streaming.

Nazanir posted...

That intro had more effort put into it, than Phil did in his entire 13 years of streaming.

He's an amazing editor, and if DSP wasn't so fucking stupid he'd hire him to do all his shit, but the narcissist doesn't think. There are so many ways he could have healed his rep. Like if he stopped insulting his viewers on stream like an abusive boyfriend.Why does he of all people get twitch thot armor?

LTG got got, so it's still a matter of when i guess.

He bought 2 capture cards and had one donated to him behind da scenes. O/N shipping. Of course he did.

Not even surprised anymore.

So when something like his TV or capture card breaks he can replace them right away but when it's something like a shower or dishwasher that breaks he cries poor and still refuses to have them fixed....interesting.

He is furious about the new secret limited video. Declares everything false all because they got the escort thing wrong; one event amongst the hundreds in the dsp saga.

Makes sense - the narcissist can never be wrong, so he will zero in on that for all it's worth, and ignore everything else.

LightningAce11 posted...

He is furious about the new secret limited video. Declares everything false all because they got the escort thing wrong; one event amongst the hundreds in the dsp saga.

It might be funny if one of his viewers convinced him to address every single thing in the Secret Limited video.

He's having an absolute meltdown over Fedex. He even rage tweeted Fedex demanding "restitution". he threatened to go "viral" over this.Let this sink the fuck in: a single. fucking. day.. they didn't lose his package, it didn't get stolen, they didn't deliver it to the wrong address; it was delayed by one day.. who the fuck does this dude think he is?

https://youtu.be/G5dgwE44vAE

To be honest, assuming this is true, which is a big assume, I was kind of with him a long step of the way. He's being a big baby of course, that's his standard. And he's making up delusional theories and claiming they're basically what happened. Also his standard. Remember that time Amazon was delivering his neckphones and he couldn't find them on his porch and his immediate reaction was "the delivery guy must have seen my neckphones and thought "these are amazing, I better steal them!"? But this is pretty shitty. Not that delays happen, but that you write up that someone wasn't home to receive something when they were. So I'm largely fine with this process. Then comes the part where he holds an employee hostage to his delusional ranting and presumably snorts and she says that he will get his delivery tomorrow and he just goes "OH WHATS YOUR EVIDENCE THE SAME THING WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN? PRESENT EVIDENCE OF WHAT YOU'RE SAYING!"

Like, dude. What you want from her? Of course it's not gonna happen again. And if it does you have a huge amount of raging baby content from that fact. What else can she do? There's absolutely zero ways he was calm and collected and didn't swear at her. The fact he felt he had to say that as if not doing so is some huge achievement just speaks volumes about how much of a mature adult he is. Then he starts delusioning about how his daily wrap or whatever this is is a direct response to FEDEX and they should watch it. Bro. Major companies do not watch youtube videos as part of their customer service response. There's forms to fill out and channels to go through. How dumb are you? Especially considering he does the thing he does in literally every video where he takes 4 times as long to explain something as is required. The video is 15 minutes. This is a 2 minute problem with a 2 minute explanation. Add in another minute or two to express how hurt you are by the situation and how you're not a Karen and that oughtta be it.

Then, he literally asked FEDEX to contact him "behind the scenes"

WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN!? He's just so used to saying it in context of his streams he just farted it out.

Also he keeps repeating in the video that his viewer paid a huge amount of money for express delivery. Bro. You repeating that you couldn't even man up to pay for delivery on a gift you are receiving, delivery which apparently costs giant amounts of money, is an extremely greedy and bad look for you.

Hes a gigantic asshole that believes the world revolves around him.

I know hes a roach but he needs a serious wake up call.

Oh man. Fedex ships millions of packages each day. It's Christmas, there is a fucking blizzard and ice is everywhere. Fedex probably has a huge backlog because of all of this.

And here you have Phil going nuclear over, what given the circumstances is a totally understandable delay. Nothing bad happened. His package wasn't damaged or lost or otherwise missplaced. It was just a day late. But the worst insult to a narcisist is slighting them. HE was inconvienced by this, and everyone will know it.

The man's a literal fucking nobody and Fedex doesn't owe him anything. Yet he is acting like they are personally trying to ruin him because of the current situation.

He even is delusional enough to believe they watch him, and even if they did, there is no way they will take him serious.

Didn't expect him to get the same capture device as me. lol He might run into a problem as the avermdia LGP plus 2 needs a little tinkering to work with obs. posted in the chat box to warn about it, but didn't give him money, so let's see how long it takes him. Gotta be the first time i ever posted in that chat box after all these years.

Nintendo_Porn posted...

He we go again...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77u2R1jxrPc

These are always incredible.

Watching this right now, and

HOLY SHIT DSP.

Secret Limited does it again. Always love his stuff.

His "new" capture card is giving him the same problems as the broken one. His refusal to upgrade to Windows 10 is going to cost him another day of streaming.

There's a youtube video i watched on setting up that avermedia to work with obs, but don't think he's thought to just search youtube yet...you were not the only person with that problem. It only took me a few seconds to fix it, but i could be wrong and the OS is the main problem. Just seeing him have the same issue i did.

Ironically this gets more attention than his regular "kantent", so he may not see the answers. Hehehe...

wouldn't be surprised if he looks it up off stream, but stays silent because porn is in my name.

lolcows.

Balnazarr posted...

He's having an absolute meltdown over Fedex. He even rage tweeted Fedex demanding "restitution". he threatened to go "viral" over this.Let this sink the fuck in: a single. fucking. day.. they didn't lose his package, it didn't get stolen, they didn't deliver it to the wrong address; it was delayed by one day.. who the fuck does this dude think he is?

Pig really needs to fuck off, I ordered the P5R OST for christmas and it got delayed from arriving the day after new years to the 22nd or so, yet you won't see me acting like a complete karen over it 'cause I know shipping is especially weird around these times, sometimes things arrive late and other times they might show up early, who fucking cares if it's just one day late.

Phil just said "about 40-45% of my viewers are in the US, and about 50-55% are out of the US, but the majority of my viewers are from the US".

I wonder what it would be like to be this fucking stupid.

Phil said he plans to take out a mortgage on his home the second that his bankruptcy is so far in the past that banks will stop viewing him as a financial liability.

https://youtu.be/HxqpWm4PtL0

People who don't shit out 30 videos a day like me are lazy and not making high effort work.

Editing work? What's that? That's nothing. You see how my video number goes up a lot every day? That's the mark of success and quality!

A normal person doesn't care about ad money being denied for one video because they put out as many videos as me.

I think it is hilariously ironic that Phil believes he gets to tell other "content creators" content is low effort.

The fact that this man streams in his pjs lets you know exactly how much effort he believes is worth it.

Is tis guy real or putting on an act?

Real. Its a combination of never having any sense knocked into him, walking all over his parents and getting what he wants and being very entitled.

He thinks everyone is out to get him. Literally everyone. Anyone who contradicts him or disagrees is out to get him.

Balnazarr posted...

He thinks everyone is out to get him. Literally everyone. Anyone who contradicts him or disagrees is out to get him.

That's kind of what happens when you're a shut-in hermit who only leaves the house once a week for groceries.

https://i.redd.it/cld01vbt7j9a1.png

Oh dear god. He's gone full mask off.

That does not look good at all

That's photoshop. The real picture is him holding up a bag from Amazon with the capture cards he ordered

That shit had me falling out my chair!