Current Events > One day, I will be president of the world.

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Kakapo 10/06/22 10:45:23 AM #1:	Will you vote for me? Yes No Pedro Kodos Will you vote for me? - Results (41 votes) Yes 9.76% (4 votes) 4 No 48.78% (20 votes) 20 Pedro 19.51% (8 votes) 8 Kodos 21.95% (9 votes) 9 My platform will be: Dont be a shit to other people, unless they themselves are shits to people. Also, free basic healthcare because thats a basic human right in any civilised society. Oh, also, no reality TV unless its a proper documentary. --- I was born under clouds but when the pressure gets too much for me I bite 24 hour party parrot <cite>Kakapo posted [p:968527075] in One day, I... [t:80189239]...</cite> <quote> Will you vote for me? Yes No Pedro Kodos Vote View Results Will you vote for me? - Results (41 votes) Yes 9.76% (4 votes) 4 No 48.78% (20 votes) 20 Pedro 19.51% (8 votes) 8 Kodos 21.95% (9 votes) 9 Show Voting Form function poll_vote() { var vote_option = $("input[name='poll_vote']:checked").val(); if(!vote_option) return; $.ajax({ type: 'POST', url: '/ajax/forum_poll_vote', data: { option: vote_option, board: '400', topic: '80189239', message: '0', key: 'a47b4464' }, success: function(response) { if(response.error) { alert(response.error); } else { $("#poll_vote").hide(); $("#poll_results").html(response.html).show(); } } }); } function view_results_legacy() { $("#poll_vote").hide(); $("#poll_results").show(); } function hide_results_legacy() { $("#poll_results").hide(); $("#poll_vote").show(); } My platform will be: Dont be a shit to other people, unless they themselves are shits to people. Also, free basic healthcare because thats a basic human right in any civilised society. Oh, also, no reality TV unless its a proper documentary. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ZevLoveDOOM 10/06/22 10:47:42 AM #2:	what about free edumacation? <cite>ZevLoveDOOM posted [p:968527117] in One day, I... [t:80189239]...</cite> <quote>what about free edumacation?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
VampireCoyote 10/06/22 10:58:39 AM #3:	What will be your stance on wet burritos? --- She/her <cite>VampireCoyote posted [p:968527348] in One day, I... [t:80189239]...</cite> <quote>What will be your stance on wet burritos?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kakapo 10/06/22 11:07:58 AM #4:	ZevLoveDOOM posted... what about free edumacation? Every child and adult has the right to it. VampireCoyote posted... What will be your stance on wet burritos? Im against them. Unless thats innuendo. In which case I am for them on a provision basis. --- I was born under clouds but when the pressure gets too much for me I bite 24 hour party parrot <cite>Kakapo posted [p:968527511] in One day, I... [t:80189239]...</cite> <quote>ZevLoveDOOM posted... </cite><quote>what about free edumacation?</quote>Every child and adult has the right to it.VampireCoyote posted... </cite><quote>What will be your stance on wet burritos?</quote>Im against them. Unless thats innuendo. In which case I am for them on a provision basis.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Glob 10/06/22 11:10:42 AM #5:	Whats your view regarding pineapple on pizza? <cite>Glob posted [p:968527557] in One day, I... [t:80189239]...</cite> <quote>Whats your view regarding pineapple on pizza?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Paragon21XX 10/06/22 11:14:25 AM #6:	I'd rather vote for Pedro. Napoleon's dance performance on his behalf resonated deeply within my soul. You haven't done anything other than shagging a British nature photographer's head. --- Politicians are the weeds of the galaxy. <cite>Paragon21XX posted [p:968527621] in One day, I... [t:80189239]...</cite> <quote>I'd rather vote for Pedro. Napoleon's dance performance on his behalf resonated deeply within my soul. You haven't done anything other than shagging a British nature photographer's head.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
evilpresident 10/06/22 11:16:08 AM #7:	Not on my watch. --- Nothing to report here <cite>evilpresident posted [p:968527651] in One day, I... [t:80189239]...</cite> <quote>Not on my watch.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AloneIBreak 10/06/22 11:20:49 AM #8:	The first part of your platform sucks, but the rest is fine and I like the bird youre named after so youve got my vote. --- As long as politics is the shadow cast on society by big business, the attenuation of the shadow will not change the substance. Libertarian socialist. <cite>AloneIBreak posted [p:968527744] in One day, I... [t:80189239]...</cite> <quote>The first part of your platform sucks, but the rest is fine and I like the bird youre named after so youve got my vote. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MarcoRubio 10/06/22 11:21:34 AM #9:	It seems unlikely --- Vote for me, 2016! <cite>MarcoRubio posted [p:968527763] in One day, I... [t:80189239]...</cite> <quote>It seems unlikely </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kakapo 10/06/22 8:05:58 PM #10:	Glob posted... Whats your view regarding pineapple on pizza? I believe it has a place. A place far, far away from me. Paragon21XX posted... I'd rather vote for Pedro. Napoleon's dance performance on his behalf resonated deeply within my soul. You haven't done anything other than shagging a British nature photographer's head. Yeah, well how many heads have you boffed then? --- I was born under clouds but when the pressure gets too much for me I bite 24 hour party parrot <cite>Kakapo posted [p:968539445] in One day, I... [t:80189239]...</cite> <quote>Glob posted... </cite><quote>Whats your view regarding pineapple on pizza?</quote>I believe it has a place. A place far, far away from me.Paragon21XX posted... </cite><quote>I'd rather vote for Pedro. Napoleon's dance performance on his behalf resonated deeply within my soul. You haven't done anything other than shagging a British nature photographer's head.</quote>Yeah, well how many heads have you boffed then?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Glob 10/06/22 8:14:10 PM #11:	I feel that your position regarding pineapple on pizza is far too lenient. You have lost my vote. <cite>Glob posted [p:968539611] in One day, I... [t:80189239]...</cite> <quote>I feel that your position regarding pineapple on pizza is far too lenient. You have lost my vote.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ricemills 10/07/22 1:45:28 AM #12:	vote for Kang --- You have the right to remain silent. Anything you posted will be misquoted, then be used against you. http://error1355.com/ce/Ricemills.html <cite>Ricemills posted [p:968545707] in One day, I... [t:80189239]...</cite> <quote>vote for Kang</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GGuirao13 10/07/22 4:22:02 AM #13:	You can't possibly be worse than those we've had so far. --- Donald J. Trump--proof against government intelligence. <cite>GGuirao13 posted [p:968546899] in One day, I... [t:80189239]...</cite> <quote>You can't possibly be worse than those we've had so far.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Chicken 10/07/22 4:33:29 AM #14:	One day Im gonna be the hokage --- May contain bones https://youtu.be/jGbI0P4hh3o <cite>Chicken posted [p:968546957] in One day, I... [t:80189239]...</cite> <quote>One day Im gonna be the hokage</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
itachi15243 10/07/22 5:05:47 AM #15:	No I will vote for myself thank you. The fact that you even offered a no vote means you have failed. --- I do drawings and stuff https://www.fiverr.com/blueblitz <cite>itachi15243 posted [p:968547159] in One day, I... [t:80189239]...</cite> <quote>No I will vote for myself thank you. The fact that you even offered a no vote means you have failed. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Anony1125 10/07/22 5:15:37 AM #16:	itachi15243 posted... The fact that you even offered a no vote means you have failed. you must give them enough rope --- Feeling really good. Faceless goofus in a sea of alts <cite>Anony1125 posted [p:968547222] in One day, I... [t:80189239]...</cite> <quote>itachi15243 posted... </cite><quote>The fact that you even offered a no vote means you have failed.</quote>you must give them enough rope</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Anony1125 10/07/22 5:37:32 AM #18:	Good evening Mr. Kakapo, I'm Joe from Current Events. While I hesitate to dignify such obvious nonsense, there has been growing concern that the last 14 people to speak out against you are, to all appearances, presently nowhere to be found. What would you say to those inclined to be concerned about this so-called trend? Your biggest fan, Joe --- Feeling really good. Faceless goofus in a sea of alts <cite>Anony1125 posted [p:968547344] in One day, I... [t:80189239]...</cite> <quote>Good evening Mr. Kakapo, I'm Joe from Current Events. While I hesitate to dignify such obvious nonsense, there has been growing concern that the last 14 people to speak out against you are, to all appearances, presently nowhere to be found. What would you say to those inclined to be concerned about this so-called trend?Your biggest fan,Joe</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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