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Bio1590
10/01/22 10:52:49 PM
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https://i.redd.it/p7myg9hgqar91.jpg

E: It's "Buoy the Troll"

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DKBananaSlamma
10/01/22 10:53:10 PM
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Ew, what is this MLP shit

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The_X_Dawg
10/01/22 10:53:20 PM
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That's a mascot alright.
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ForsakenHermit
10/01/22 10:53:39 PM
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Looks like a Muppet that takes meth and crack.

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TendoDRM
10/01/22 10:56:23 PM
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Why the fuck would they not have a kraken mascot?

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Bio1590
10/01/22 10:58:06 PM
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Apparently it's meant to be the "nephew" of the Fremont Troll.

You know that giant anti-homeless statue Seattle installed in 1990.

Can't make this shit up.

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DKBananaSlamma
10/01/22 10:59:09 PM
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TendoDRM posted...
Why the fuck would they not have a kraken mascot?


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Bio1590
10/01/22 11:00:31 PM
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The more I think of it the more I think this may legit be the worst mascot in all 4 major sports. I honestly cannot think of one that even comes close.

Like this thing may be worse than the Stanford Tree (which yes I know isn't actually an "official" mascot of the University).

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nexigrams
10/01/22 11:00:52 PM
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Expected a kraken that somehow looked like a dick. This is worse.

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Takuya_Lee
10/01/22 11:01:16 PM
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TendoDRM posted...
Why the fuck would they not have a kraken mascot?

Because they run the risk of some teenager with a sword thinking it's a good idea to fight it. Duh

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furb
10/01/22 11:01:41 PM
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Steely McBeam

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Solution_45
10/01/22 11:08:30 PM
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i thought this was a joke smh
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AldousIsDead
10/01/22 11:13:38 PM
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ForsakenHermit posted...
Looks like a Muppet that takes meth and crack.
That's Gritty, dude.
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/1/2/AAWLQcAADvFw.jpg

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AllHeDoesIsWin
10/01/22 11:16:01 PM
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Kraken is still legitimately a fucking terrible name and we were robbed of Seattle Sockeye
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NoxObscuras
10/01/22 11:19:47 PM
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TendoDRM posted...
Why the fuck would they not have a kraken mascot?
This. Then they could yell "release the kraken!" before their mascot comes out.

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Sayoria
10/01/22 11:59:54 PM
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Shoulda just hired Chiitan.

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gu-gohan
10/02/22 6:41:22 AM
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Oh my god... LMAO

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evilpresident
10/02/22 7:06:50 AM
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It's kinda cute. In an ugly way.

Like me! <3

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darkprince45
10/02/22 7:22:19 AM
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Couldve made a really cute of octopus

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AtelierGaming86
10/02/22 7:23:00 AM
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Lmao

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Oubliettes
10/02/22 8:16:40 AM
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is there any team mascot that doesnt look like shit someone pulled out of sid & marty kroffts dumpster?
what makes this one more terrible than the others?

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Number090684
10/02/22 8:29:11 AM
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TendoDRM posted...
Why the fuck would they not have a kraken mascot?
This. What do trolls have to do with kraken?
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MarvAlbert
10/02/22 8:31:21 AM
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ehhh no I'm sure there is worse...

*looks at picture*

yup Kraken is the worst.

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dmaster342
10/02/22 8:40:47 AM
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GranolaPanic posted...
Still better than Gritty.

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Jagr_68
10/02/22 8:59:49 AM
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Should've been Cthulu or Squidward imho

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Lil_Bit83
10/02/22 9:51:39 AM
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Bio1590 posted...
https://i.redd.it/p7myg9hgqar91.jpg

E: It's "Buoy the Troll"
Erm... shouldn't a team called the Seattle Krakens, have a kraken for their mascot?

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MabusIncarnate
10/02/22 9:56:41 AM
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Someone needed to hire GWAR to get them a proper kraken mascot to eat people in the crowd.

But NO. Look at this AM Disney channel reject.

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Quorthon109
10/02/22 10:15:47 AM
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Came in to post Gritty

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Baha05
10/02/22 10:18:15 AM
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Looks like something from Big Mouth

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Bio1590
10/02/22 10:56:23 AM
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Anyone who says Gritty is worse has no idea what they're talking about

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Solid_Sonic
10/02/22 10:57:05 AM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/9/1/AAA4MKAADvKH.jpg

Uploaded because TC doesn't know you can post images on GameFAQs...

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electricbugs2
10/02/22 10:58:19 AM
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Bio1590 posted...
Anyone who says Gritty is worse has no idea what they're talking about
To be fair speaking as a Flyers fan, Gritty is only popular because he acts like a lunatic Flyers fan in muppet form. He got a lot of hate when first revealed.

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DKBananaSlamma
10/02/22 10:59:31 AM
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I remember seeing Gritty and thinking it looked dumb, but he kinda grew on me for more I saw pics of him >_>

This abomination won't ever grow on me. Seattle sure is doing its best to keep its reputation intact

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Bio1590
10/02/22 11:09:49 AM
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Solid_Sonic posted...
Uploaded because TC doesn't know you can post images on GameFAQs...

No, I just literally don't care and still use the old posting form.

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YugiNoob
10/02/22 11:19:51 AM
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I don't know why I read that as "Seattle Karen" :<

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Ryven
10/02/22 11:31:51 AM
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YugiNoob posted...
I don't know why I read that as "Seattle Karen" :<


The Seattle Karen would be a great mascot

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CornPop
10/02/22 11:38:48 AM
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Wow, that's terrible. Slapshot is the best.

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Priere
10/02/22 11:57:52 AM
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TendoDRM posted...
Why the fuck would they not have a kraken mascot?

Detroit uses Stanley the octopus for their merch already.

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DespondentDeity
10/02/22 12:00:28 PM
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I think its kinda sick

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Zikten
10/02/22 12:01:43 PM
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Ryven posted...
The Seattle Karen would be a great mascot
That would be fun if they did it right
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FaultyCircuitry
10/02/22 12:03:15 PM
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Gritty is the best mascot in sports, the fuck are some of you on about

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DKBananaSlamma
10/02/22 12:17:20 PM
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FaultyCircuitry posted...
Gritty is the best mascot in sports, the fuck are some of you on about
He had to grow on me. But the other Philadelphia mascot, the Phanatic is still better

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MabusIncarnate
10/02/22 12:19:53 PM
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https://twitter.com/EmeraldCityHky/status/1576396381673033730?s=20&t=-JjVXsH3kGLxW0NNxhBFzg

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DKBananaSlamma
10/02/22 12:22:21 PM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
https://twitter.com/EmeraldCityHky/status/1576396381673033730?s=20&t=-JjVXsH3kGLxW0NNxhBFzg
LMAOOOO

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YugiNoob
10/02/22 12:23:02 PM
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FaultyCircuitry posted...
Gritty is the best mascot in sports, the fuck are some of you on about
No way, the best (unofficial) mascot is RISDs hockey teams Scrotie :3

pictures will not be posted for obvious reasons :<

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Letron_James
10/02/22 12:23:10 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/6/2/AAdNOkAADvLO.jpg

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Bio1590
10/02/22 1:03:21 PM
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Priere posted...


Detroit uses Stanley the octopus for their merch already.

Yeah but Detroit doesn't have an actual guy in a mascot costume.

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