Current Events > Top apple president FIRED for making "big breasted women" joke! WOW!

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Naysaspace
09/30/22 6:32:25 PM
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Tony Blevins, president of procurement and resident "horny fat guy", is DONE with apple after embarrassing the firm online.

https://torontosun.com/business/money-news/top-apple-executive-leaving-after-big-breasted-women-joke-in-tiktok-video
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Damn_Underscore
09/30/22 6:32:53 PM
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someone send him an invite to CE

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Naysaspace
09/30/22 6:34:30 PM
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he's probably already here
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Nasty_Nitro
09/30/22 6:35:07 PM
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DAMN he got fired for flossin and bossn hell be ok tho. Im jealous I wish that was my job.

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CreekCo
09/30/22 6:35:17 PM
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If you have a real job, stay off social media.

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Damn_Underscore
09/30/22 6:35:40 PM
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CreekCo posted...
If you have a real job, stay off social media.

lol good advice

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Naysaspace
09/30/22 6:38:04 PM
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if you don't have a "Real job", try staying off social media. It's harder than you think when you're addicted.
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andel
09/30/22 6:50:03 PM
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i thought this was gonna be about tim 'apple' cook

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FigureOfSpeech
09/30/22 6:53:01 PM
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Damn_Underscore posted...
lol good advice

true

CreekCo posted...
stay off social media.

^also good advice

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MrDrMan
09/30/22 7:11:26 PM
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CreekCo posted...
If you have a real job, stay off social media.

Gotta use the burner. Being horny on main is reckless.

Guys a clown.

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Null_Gain
09/30/22 7:12:50 PM
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They were probably looking to fire him to begin with. All he did was give them a reason

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Naysaspace
09/30/22 7:12:58 PM
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andel posted...
i thought this was gonna be about tim 'apple' cook
unlike the subject in question, tim cook does not look like the type to make a "big breasted women" joke on tiktok. it's amazing what being horny all the time does. it's basically like being high. judgement is impaired. Just look at him. Look at his jowls. Look at his shiny bald head. Look at his red face, likely from a lifetime of over-indulgence on red meats and scotch whiskey. Look at his beedy little eyes. Look at the trophy wife/sugar-baby riding shotgun with him. I bet she told him that suit looked good. just look at him!
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Aressar
09/30/22 7:19:28 PM
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Nice to see this kind of thing happening from time to time, as it effectively serves as a reminder that their position doesn't mean they can do and say whatever they want.

Unless of course if they have enough money to just buy the world on their own, like Elon Musk and Jeff Bezos.

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silverpine
09/30/22 7:35:44 PM
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His remarks in the 25-second clip reference a line from the 1981 movie Arthur

this is funnier than anything else to me, he really referenced a 40 year old movie on tiktok. that is peak boomer
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Damn_Underscore
09/30/22 9:08:59 PM
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silverpine posted...
this is funnier than anything else to me, he really referenced a 40 year old movie on tiktok. that is peak boomer

CEmen reference Star Wars and Indians Jones all the time

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Dakimakura
09/30/22 9:10:15 PM
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deserved

the proper term is mommy milkers

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KiwiTerraRizing
09/30/22 9:11:49 PM
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The new Apple Watch will measure how much them Sloppers bounce.

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refmon
09/30/22 9:42:47 PM
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Dakimakura posted...
deserved

the proper term is mommy milkers


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Damn_Underscore
09/30/22 9:44:04 PM
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Imagine if an executive actually did release a tiktok saying how he loves mommy milkers

this board would go crazy

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Zergrush80
09/30/22 10:47:05 PM
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Damn_Underscore posted...
Imagine if an executive actually did release a tiktok saying how he loves mommy milkers

this board would go crazy
Just imagine if he used Sloppers....

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DKBananaSlamma
10/01/22 10:24:33 AM
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CreekCo posted...
If you have a real job, stay off social media.
^100%

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