Current Events > lol all these internet dudes are really roasting adam levine's generic-ass sexts

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when they'd probably fucking say "poggers" or "epic win" if a woman ever actually sent them something lmao

literally all sexting sounds cringe to an outside party so idk why people are so focused on his bland word choice and not the fact that he cheated on his pregnant wife. perhaps it's just an uncomfortable look in the mirror.

yes i sext exactly like he does and don't even have the excuse of looking like he does, what about it, it works fine for me

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MedeaLysistrata posted...

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I cannot get someone to explain to me what "good sexting" looks like since this meme started. No one wants to step up to bat because they know the truth deep down.

KhlavicLanguage posted...

I cannot get someone to explain to me what "good sexting" looks like since this meme started. No one wants to step up to bat because they know the truth deep down.

i agree sexting/phone sex is always cringe from an outside perspective

KhlavicLanguage posted...

I cannot get someone to explain to me what "good sexting" looks like

oh baby
oh baby
oh baby

Holy fucking fuck

Idk he sexts like a guy that's cheating on his wife tho

"Holy fucking fuck" just sounds dumb no matter what the context is

looking like he does

Adam Levine look like someone hit Ryan Reynolds in the face with a shovel.

Adam Levine can pull women by using generic texts.

That's not an insult to his image...it's a compliment.
Which should be no surprise anyway; he's a wealthy celebrity musician. And not just any musician: a lead vocalist.
Woman fawning over a guy like that is not new territory. It's a centuries old tale.

Unlike barefoot wannabe troubadours on college campuses or garage bands that sound worse than a cat in a blender or z-list rappers who sound more like they're having a seizure than spitting lyrics, Adam Levine figured out how to properly market his band's talent and win.

Let the jelly flow.

DrizztLink posted...

oh baby
oh baby
oh baby

Said the poor sap who doesn't know definite semantics

Pastryarchy posted...

Adam Levine can pull women by using generic texts.

my argument is that almost all sexting is similarly straightforward and clumsy, and if it isn't then you're probably still flirting rather than sexting

KhlavicLanguage posted...

my argument is that almost all sexting is similarly straightforward and clumsy, and if it isn't then you're probably still flirting rather than sexting

you implying there's good flirting?

I may need to see the booty

Some of his stuff was legit lame, but sexting is basically entirely about establishing a dynamic between two people and it's gonna frequently sound very cringe from the outside. I'd rather be burned alive than have some of my texts read aloud, and that likely applies to most people, if they're being honest.

Sometimes it's okay to laugh man, no need to get triggered

think i did too good of a job pre-empting what would have been most of the replies to this topic in the OP

What sexts

generic? did he say stuff like "I want to have sexual intercourse with you by putting my penis in your vagina" or something like that?

He makes music for a living. His sexting should be creative and poetic if not straight up lyrical. Honestly if he ain't writing me an original song then he ain't getting any.