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MachineJaipur
09/29/22 11:48:40 AM
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Birth. Watching a baby's head get ejected out of a woman's genitals.










Have you witnessed that miracle?
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Zikten
09/29/22 11:51:49 AM
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Went to a farm and I think a bunch of sheep or goats were all having babies at the same time.
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CyricZ
09/29/22 11:53:40 AM
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Literally watched "The Miracle of Life".

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BuzzKilljoy
09/29/22 11:55:04 AM
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CyricZ posted...
Literally watched "The Miracle of Life".

This. 6 more months until my actual baby is born.

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MachineJaipur
09/29/22 11:55:39 AM
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BuzzKilljoy posted...
This. 6 more months until my actual baby is born.
Are you gonna watch?
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MrWingnut
09/29/22 12:07:05 PM
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My wife had to have c-sections for both of our kids. I was with her talking to her behind a curtain. Did not see her cut open or anything.
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Dorfmann_
09/29/22 12:08:46 PM
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MrWingnut posted...
My wife had to have c-sections for both of our kids. I was with her talking to her behind a curtain. Did not see her cut open or anything.
Same
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EndOfDiscOne
09/29/22 12:10:13 PM
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Seen 2 babies come out of my wife. Its gross but not quite as bad as I expected. I couldnt look away.

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BuzzKilljoy
09/29/22 12:37:30 PM
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MachineJaipur posted...
Are you gonna watch?

Yeah, I'll probably watch unless something goes wrong.

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NoxObscuras
09/29/22 12:41:04 PM
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Yeah, watched the birth of my son. Not as bad as I was expecting, considering some dads pass out.

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Seaman_Prime
09/29/22 12:45:54 PM
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I saw it in sex ed where the lady is on her side and she lifts up one leg and the baby just slips out. She made it look like the easiest thing ever 10/10 delivery
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SquantoZ
09/29/22 12:46:46 PM
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Yup, my wife was an absolute champ pushing our daughter out.

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Weezy_Tha_Don
09/29/22 12:53:07 PM
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yes. watched my wife give birth to our bean. damn near passed out lol

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gatorsPENSbucs
09/29/22 12:57:58 PM
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Yah, its a pretty wild thing to experience.

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MachineJaipur
09/29/22 12:58:22 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

What's weird about it?
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PMarth2002
09/29/22 1:03:57 PM
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I haven't seen one in person. Don't remember if they showed a video of a birth in sex ed or not.


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MICHALECOLE
09/29/22 1:15:37 PM
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I watched my mom give birth to my sister

watched poop come out of her

havent been the same since

I was twelve
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MachineJaipur
09/29/22 1:45:05 PM
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MICHALECOLE posted...
I watched my mom give birth to my sister

watched poop come out of her

havent been the same since

I was twelve

Seeing the hole you came out of must be traumatizing
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MICHALECOLE
09/29/22 1:48:55 PM
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MachineJaipur posted...
Seeing the hole you came out of must be traumatizing
yeah..

yeah
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TheGoldenEel
09/29/22 1:50:47 PM
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I was actively involved in the delivery of my son

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Blue_Target
09/29/22 1:50:51 PM
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Yes for health class in high school.

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TheSuperSilver
09/29/22 1:51:57 PM
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I helped to deliver my daughter this past March.

I was all up in there too. I held up my wife's left leg and our doula held the other.

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doesntcare
09/29/22 2:04:35 PM
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My daughter had to have the vacuum used on her head. It was an interesting site to see. Then she wasnt breathing for about min after.
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MrWingnut
09/29/22 2:25:01 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

My wife didn't really complain about pain, but I could tell that she definitely felt something each time. Her main thing was saying that she felt like she was robbed of her moment of glory. Hehe
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MachineJaipur
09/30/22 9:04:18 AM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

Clearly I am a Machine of Jaipur
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MachineJaipur
10/01/22 5:42:23 AM
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MrWingnut posted...
My wife didn't really complain about pain, but I could tell that she definitely felt something each time. Her main thing was saying that she felt like she was robbed of her moment of glory. Hehe
What kind of painkillers did they put her on?
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Tenaku
10/01/22 5:47:36 AM
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Not a front row seat, but yes I witnessed it happen.
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Lonestar2000
10/01/22 6:00:31 AM
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Yeah, I saw a video in health class and it was fucking disgusting. I never want to see that shit again.

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Questionmarktarius
10/01/22 6:01:44 AM
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I'm a woefully incompetent gardener. It's happened despite my failures.
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MachineJaipur
10/04/22 1:41:14 AM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

The machine that bridges Jaipur to gamefaqs (its just a randomly generated name)
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Sariana21
10/04/22 1:45:30 AM
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Ive given birth. Does that count?

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Heartomaton
10/04/22 1:46:19 AM
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It's not a miracle.

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AzNDarkSamurai
10/04/22 1:46:56 AM
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watched both my daughter and my son during their birth

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YeOld3DS
10/04/22 1:48:15 AM
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I don't want to. It would ruin vaginas for me.
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Gremlynn
10/04/22 1:48:25 AM
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was in the room and had brief partial view of the little gremlin emerging, but my main job was "let me crush your hand" so I mostly stayed on wife's end of the cover instead of the doctor's end.

Sariana21 posted...
Ive given birth. Does that count?

Only if the mirrors were lined up so you could see.

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MachineJaipur
10/04/22 1:52:06 AM
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Sariana21 posted...
Ive given birth. Does that count?
That's a direct experience of making the miracle of life happen.

Also, nice?
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