Current Events > Are you eligible to join the US military today?

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Uglybass69
09/28/22 1:05:34 AM
#1:


Are you:

18 years old or under 35

No mental or psychiatric disorders, or other medical disorders in general

Not color blind

Have a clean criminal record

Not obese

Not addicted to drugs

Thank you for your response!

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Serious_Cat
09/28/22 1:08:02 AM
#2:


Nope. Too old to enlist.

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Smackems
09/28/22 1:08:46 AM
#3:


No

Thanks for making this your only post

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Zeeak4444
09/28/22 1:11:22 AM
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Im blind in my right eye and thats blocked me the times I tired.

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MC_BatCommander
09/28/22 1:12:25 AM
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Is mayonnaise a drug?

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_Krave_
09/28/22 1:13:15 AM
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Apparently I am. Huh.

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Uglybass69
09/28/22 1:13:42 AM
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MC_BatCommander posted...
Is mayonnaise a drug?


No but it could lead to obesity

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Garioshi
09/28/22 1:14:45 AM
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My wrist is fucked and I have asthma so I believe I'm exempt

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MrDrMan
09/28/22 1:15:15 AM
#9:


Borderline.

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MabusIncarnate
09/28/22 1:15:39 AM
#10:


Nah, too old. I served 4 years so I may be eligible if they really need people even at age 40, not really sure, never looked much into it.

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wackyteen
09/28/22 1:16:27 AM
#11:


Um...

I've been in the United States Army (active duty) since 2013.

So yes.

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DespondentDeity
09/28/22 1:16:32 AM
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No Im insubordinate and churlish.

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MAR10_KarT
09/28/22 1:16:50 AM
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I'm eligible but I don't know if I'm in shape enough to pass boot camp

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Uglybass69
09/28/22 1:19:00 AM
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MAR10_KarT posted...
I'm eligible but I don't know if I'm in shape enough to pass boot camp

They'll get you into shape. Lots of people go in bery unfit and cam run 3 miles easily by the end.

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Mia_K97
09/28/22 1:23:22 AM
#15:


Yes, but I'm not enlisting
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bigtiggie23
09/28/22 1:29:07 AM
#16:


Not anymore. I did my time back in the mid 90s. Was later medically excluded from serving again.

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Big_Nabendu
09/28/22 1:30:30 AM
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If USA was attacked by a foreign nation I would enlist in a heart beat.
But right now I'm making loooooots of money so I'm good

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trappedunderice
09/28/22 1:33:25 AM
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Bone spurs
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Imit8m3
09/28/22 1:35:14 AM
#19:


Been there, done that.
It's a trap!!!

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C-zom
09/28/22 1:38:04 AM
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Nope.

Flat feet, bone spurs, severe arthritis via auto immune disorder.

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frozenstar
09/28/22 1:40:33 AM
#21:


Nope
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TentacleDemon
09/28/22 1:41:50 AM
#22:


I never was fit for military service. Seizure disorder.


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CassandraCroft
09/28/22 1:42:54 AM
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Shouldn't this be moderated for spam?

Anyway on topic I am too old. I wear glasses, I am British and why would I want to join the rubbish US Military. Britain has the best Military service in the world.


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LinkPizza
09/28/22 1:44:20 AM
#24:


Well, Im currently in the Air Force

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Sariana21
09/28/22 2:12:06 AM
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No, Im 49. My husband is an officer in the Navy Reserve, though.

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GuerrillaSoldier
09/28/22 2:22:23 AM
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am i seriously too old
damn that makes me feel .... old.

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wackyteen
09/28/22 2:23:53 AM
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GuerrillaSoldier posted...
am i seriously too old
damn that makes me feel .... old.
GuerrillaVeteran now

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TerraSeeker
09/28/22 2:25:23 AM
#28:


Probably. I could probably claim somekind of depression or similar mental problem though. But that's subjective.

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SuperVegitoFAN
09/28/22 2:25:55 AM
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I fail 2 of those... as well as not living there

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wackyteen
09/28/22 2:27:11 AM
#30:


Anyways TC, your color blindness can be overlooked/waivered depending on the severity/type and branch you're joining.

In the Army, if you're colorblind, you're basically restricted to my MOS, 88M

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Sayoria
09/28/22 2:29:12 AM
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Uglybass69 posted...
Are you:

18 years old or under 35 - X

No mental or psychiatric disorders, or other medical disorders in general - X.... I think. I feel I might have narcolepsy at some level.

Not color blind - O

Have a clean criminal record - O

Not obese - O

Not addicted to drugs - O


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The_Wheelman1
09/28/22 2:34:29 AM
#32:


The Navy and Air Force can stills recruit people up to 38 year old.

I would like to go but i have too much going on in my life that i can't just walk away from. I should have joined the military years ago but too late now.

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Lonestar2000
09/28/22 3:14:13 AM
#33:


No, but even if I was I wouldn't want to join an organization that kills people for corporate profit.

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MabusIncarnate
09/28/22 3:18:10 AM
#34:


wackyteen posted...
Anyways TC, your color blindness can be overlooked/waivered depending on the severity/type and branch you're joining.

In the Army, if you're colorblind, you're basically restricted to my MOS, 88M
I didnt know you were an 88M, that was my MOS.

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g0ldie
09/28/22 3:54:56 AM
#35:


seems like I can join: Navy, Air Force, & Space Force, but I'm too old for the other branches.

as far as the other factors, I think I should be good but I'm out of shape, so I'd have to work on that before applying.

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Joelypoely
09/28/22 3:59:54 AM
#36:


Uglybass69 posted...
Are you:

18 years old or under 35

No mental or psychiatric disorders, or other medical disorders in general

Not color blind

Have a clean criminal record

Not obese

Not addicted to drugs

Thank you for your response!


By these criteria I am, but I'm also not American...

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Proto_Spark
09/28/22 4:00:58 AM
#37:


Nope. Am Canadian.

I do fit the criteria, but I also have pretty thick glasses, so I don't think even if I could they would really take me, unless all the better options were taken.
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Glob
09/28/22 4:05:41 AM
#38:


No. Im 35 and have arthritic feet. One of my knees and my hands too, but the feet are the worst bit.

Im also not from the US.
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wackyteen
09/28/22 4:16:43 AM
#39:


Joelypoely posted...
By these criteria I am, but I'm also not American...
Don't worry, you still can and you can earn your US Citizenship that way as well.

Or used to could, pretty sure it's still a thing.

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Kajagogo
09/28/22 4:18:24 AM
#40:


Nope. I'm too old now.

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KainFourteh
09/28/22 5:17:11 AM
#41:


DespondentDeity posted...
No Im insubordinate and churlish.
Not mischievous and deceitful or chicanerous and deplorable?

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Joelypoely
09/28/22 5:42:49 AM
#43:


wackyteen posted...

Don't worry, you still can and you can earn your US Citizenship that way as well.

Or used to could, pretty sure it's still a thing.


Ah that's pretty interesting

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rexcrk
09/28/22 5:44:09 AM
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Nope.

And if the way I play Battlefront is any indication of how Id be in an actual battle, thats for the better for everyone. Lmao.


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Phenomenal_one
09/28/22 5:47:42 AM
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Air Force age limit is 39 so, yea I could. Actually been giving it a lot of thought

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Mistere_Man
09/28/22 5:59:46 AM
#46:


Uglybass69 posted...
Are you:

18 years old or under 35 (nope)

No mental or psychiatric disorders, or other medical disorders in general (I post on CE so no obviously)

Not color blind (Yes)

Have a clean criminal record (I plead the fifth)

Not obese (MWHAHAHA)

Not addicted to drugs (Only addicted to love I was told)

Thank you for your response!

Answers above

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Prismsblade
09/28/22 6:06:02 AM
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I've already served, and long enough also to no longer be eligible for the draft. And while I'm still young im way over the weight limit for my height though not anywhere obese.

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CE_gonna_CE
09/28/22 7:02:46 AM
#48:


Nope, too old

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Aztex
09/28/22 7:07:41 AM
#49:


Yes

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Alteres
09/28/22 7:11:22 AM
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well Im disqualified on 5/6, that aint bad is it?

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