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NeonOctopuses
09/24/22 9:56:17 AM
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Definitely not as much as 0, but it still has its moments >_>

-You can go to a strip club and watch women in revealing outfits swing around the pole

-There's a popular video game that all the kids enjoy where you play as busty women in skimpy insect costumes and wrestle each other

-Some chick with big cleavage tries to drug you and steal your money

-Majima does some horny shit to Kiryu during the Majima Everywhere system

Probably a bunch of others I forget

What a great game! This whole series is just fantastic

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J03can
09/24/22 10:15:31 AM
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That insect card game
Like WOAH
Bazongas for days

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teep_
09/24/22 10:16:09 AM
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Im not having as much fun with K1 as I did with 0

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Irony
09/24/22 10:16:42 AM
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teep_ posted...
Im not having as much fun with K1 as I did with 0
That's because it has extremely bad gameplay mechanics. 2 is better

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DKBananaSlamma
09/24/22 10:16:54 AM
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J03can posted...
That insect card game
Like WOAH
Bazongas for days
Hell yeah it is >_> I love it

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J03can
09/24/22 10:18:43 AM
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teep_ posted...
Im not having as much fun with K1 as I did with 0
I didn't either. It's not too long tho.
Kiwami 2 is incredible but then you have to go back to older gameplay for 3 remake which is kind of a slog.

I've been playing through the series starting at 0 around 2 years ago. I'm about 3/4 into 4 now and the gameplay in this isn't bad. Really looking forward to 6 and 7 but I imagine 5 is pretty tight as well.

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DKBananaSlamma
09/24/22 10:20:25 AM
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teep_ posted...
Im not having as much fun with K1 as I did with 0
After replaying K1 a bit right after finishing 0, K1 is definitely an inferior game >_> The combat is more annoying, the story isn't as engaging, there isn't much horniness, and the side stories aren't as good. It's still a decent game, but for me it's probably the worst Yakuza game I've played so far (I haven't played 3 yet but I also heard that is subpar too)

The devs themselves even kinda acknowledged that Kiwami was just a budget game to bring the antiquated entries more in line with the modern series, and I think it was kind of a side project while they were working on 6 and didn't put as much care into it. They sold Kiwami at $30 when it was released because of that. Kiwami 2 is definitely a much better remake and had a lot more love and care put into it.

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ChrisTaka
09/24/22 10:23:14 AM
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teep_ posted...
Im not having as much fun with K1 as I did with 0

A lot of people consider 0 to be the best in the series, so it's to be expected.

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Irony
09/24/22 10:23:24 AM
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I disagree about the story it actually has my favorite story in the series and favorite final boss. The gameplay just makes me really not want to replay it.

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Kircheis
09/24/22 10:35:14 AM
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DKBananaSlamma posted...
(I haven't played 3 yet but I also heard that is subpar too)

As someone who recently finished 3 I still think its reputation is way overblown. Like yeah the fight against Rikiya sucks because he literally cheats, but aside from that you just have to get good at dodging and parrying and you'll be fine. 3 actually has my favorite final boss so far because it felt like an actual challenge to overcome, whereas in 0 and the Kiwami games you're so overpowered by the end that the fights don't even feel like an actual threat.

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CyricZ
09/24/22 10:37:53 AM
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NeonOctopuses posted...
-Majima does some horny shit to Kiryu during the Majima Everywhere system
Everything Majima does is horny.

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teep_
09/24/22 10:38:37 AM
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Makima Everywhere is the best part of Kiwami (so far)

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CyricZ
09/24/22 10:41:58 AM
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One of my biggest complaints about Kiwami is that they wanted to do two things: update the game with current modernity in design, but also keep the main story exactly the same as the original. They tried to have their cake and eat it too and it ends up suffering a bit for it.

The trademark tonal juxtaposition of melodramatic yakuza grit and wacky yakuzie fun times comes off far more forced in this game.

Majima is a prime example, because the scenes in which he appeared in the original story carry menace and tension, but all of that evaporates once you engage in Majima Everywhere stuff, where he's a complete goofball.

But there's other stuff, too. You can tell pretty easily, for example, which substories were from the original Y1, and which are new to Kiwami. The Kiwami ones tend to be more fleshed out in their story, and better written in general.

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DKBananaSlamma
09/24/22 10:43:05 AM
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Let's just say that one didn't work out >_>

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But it's not an alt, it's gonna be my main

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DKBananaSlamma
09/24/22 10:45:52 AM
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CyricZ posted...


But there's other stuff, too. You can tell pretty easily, for example, which substories were from the original Y1, and which are new to Kiwami. The Kiwami ones tend to be more fleshed out in their story, and better written in general.
DEFINITELY! There's a ton of substories that are like 2 minutes long and are just about people conning Kiryu, which was in the original. Then you have stuff like kids watching women in skimpy beetle outfits wrestle or a sugar daddy trying to get dolls from the crane game for this young chick he's plowing and you can tell that was added on later >_>

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DKBananaSlamma
09/24/22 10:51:16 AM
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And apparently Majima only had 3 short scenes in the original, right? (the intro, the batting cage fight, and the soapland fight I think). But here they added a bunch of new fights like at the funeral and at the pier, as well as the Majima Everywhere system.

From watching the original cutscenes, I never got the sense that they were best buds or anything, just coworkers with Majima wanting to fight Kiryu against his will just to get his jollies. Now it felt like they changed the narrative to Kiryu and Majima being longtime BFFs and Kiryu wanting these fights to improve his dragon style. It's definitely a little weird >_>

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CyricZ
09/24/22 11:07:21 AM
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DKBananaSlamma posted...
And apparently Majima only had 3 short scenes in the original, right? (the intro, the batting cage fight, and the soapland fight I think). But here they added a bunch of new fights like at the funeral and at the pier, as well as the Majima Everywhere system.

Correct, and I'm not necessarily saying that the MES is a bad thing, but if you're going to give us wacky Majima, give us the same in the cutscenes. Change those scenes to reflect the Majima the fans are more expecting.

From watching the original cutscenes, I never got the sense that they were best buds or anything, just coworkers with Majima wanting to fight Kiryu against his will just to get his jollies. Now it felt like they changed the narrative to Kiryu and Majima being longtime BFFs and Kiryu wanting these fights to improve his dragon style. It's definitely a little weird >_>

Majima in cutscenes = Joker in The Dark Knight
Majima in MES = Joker in Batman: Brave and the Bold

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Irony
09/24/22 11:08:13 AM
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I've never found Majima to be menacing

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DKBananaSlamma
09/24/22 1:05:04 PM
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Kiryu trying to buy a ring at a pawn shop >_>

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DB_Insider
09/24/22 1:14:43 PM
#21:


Why not octopi?

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DKBananaSlamma
09/24/22 1:43:19 PM
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DB_Insider posted...
Why not octopi?
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/7/4/AAfOu0AADtXy.jpg

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DKBananaSlamma
09/24/22 1:46:47 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/7/7/AAfOu0AADtX1.jpg
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Yeah Kiryu. Totally >_>

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DKBananaSlamma
09/24/22 3:53:51 PM
#25:


When one main dies, another shall arise! It's the circle of life in gamefaqs

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Irony
09/24/22 3:54:35 PM
#26:


No it won't you're going to keep getting banned

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DKBananaSlamma
09/24/22 3:55:14 PM
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Irony posted...
No it won't you're going to keep getting banned

DKBananaSlamma posted...
When one main dies, another shall arise! It's the circle of life in gamefaqs


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DKBananaSlamma
09/24/22 4:07:46 PM
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CyricZ
09/24/22 4:24:33 PM
#29:


tfw you're Kiryu in a substory.

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DKBananaSlamma
09/24/22 6:11:36 PM
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CyricZ posted...
tfw you're Kiryu in a substory.
Hellz yeah! I wouldn't have it any other way!

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DKBananaSlamma
09/24/22 6:58:23 PM
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Don't mind me. Just browsing swimsuit mags in the rack. I feel like a kid again >_>

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J03can
09/24/22 7:00:20 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/0/3/AALiJxAADtbX.jpg
The pic is from Zero but I want to bump because I love topics talking about the Yakuza series

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DKBananaSlamma
09/24/22 7:02:54 PM
#33:


I don't mind. I fucking love the Yakuza series so much!

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J03can
09/24/22 7:05:34 PM
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Yeah it's the fucking best
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/0/5/AALiJxAADtbZ.jpg

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Dakimakura
09/24/22 7:06:30 PM
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Yeah, all that slot car racing really turns a man on.

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DKBananaSlamma
09/24/22 7:08:56 PM
#36:


Dakimakura posted...
Yeah, all that slot car racing really turns a man on.
Fun fact: The whole point of the slot car racing quest in Kiwami is to help Pocket Circuit Fighter finally get laid lol

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J03can
09/24/22 7:12:06 PM
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DKBananaSlamma posted...
Fun fact: The whole point of the slot car racing quest in Kiwami is to help Pocket Circuit Fighter finally get laid lol
HES A GOOD DUDE!

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DKBananaSlamma
09/24/22 9:21:17 PM
#38:


Aw YEAH! Time to get Kiryu LAID!!

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DKBananaSlamma
09/24/22 9:21:56 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/9/1/AAfOu0AADtcv.jpg
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What's the worst that can happen?

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CyricZ
09/24/22 9:27:59 PM
#40:


Don't drink Neoooon

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DKBananaSlamma
09/24/22 10:23:28 PM
#41:


CyricZ posted...
Don't drink Neoooon
It all worked out. I didn't get to honk them but I got some money and info for a casino. You can drink once and still be okay >_>

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The price of an F-cup indeed

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DKBananaSlamma
09/25/22 7:15:35 AM
#42:


Is there really info centers in Japan that tell you about nightlife stuff and recommend girls to you? >_>

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And of course, first thing I tried was to see if I could move the camera, which I could >_>

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/5/9/AAfOu0AADtg7.jpg

What a great game!

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CyricZ
09/25/22 7:40:48 AM
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DKBananaSlamma posted...
The price of an F-cup indeed
Be careful about breasts from now on!

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Alucard188
09/25/22 7:55:42 AM
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CyricZ posted...
Majima is a prime example, because the scenes in which he appeared in the original story carry menace and tension, but all of that evaporates once you engage in Majima Everywhere stuff, where he's a complete goofball.

I never played the original, but the shifting between menace and goofball I think added a Joker like instability to his character that really made him stand out in my mind. It's like he can't decide between murdering you or taking you out for Mai Tais.

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DKBananaSlamma
09/25/22 8:10:32 AM
#45:


I love Rina, she's way better than Yui lol

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/0/8/AAfOu0AADths.jpg
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I'm *really* curious how rank S-ing her is gonna be. She's gay but usually rank S's end in (non-canon) sex for Kiryu >_> I wonder if it's different here. I never bothered with the cabaret stuff the first time I beat this game years ago.

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DKBananaSlamma
09/25/22 8:32:31 AM
#46:


https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/1/8/AAfOu0AADth2.jpg

I love Rina

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DKBananaSlamma
09/25/22 10:11:35 AM
#47:


Finally went to the strip club and yep, it's just erotic dancers in skimpy outfits pole dancing >_>

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What a great game!

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DKBananaSlamma
09/25/22 11:42:14 AM
#48:


Here's some 20-30 something pretending to be a highschooler

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lol

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DKBananaSlamma
09/25/22 12:11:04 PM
#49:


Popped into the strip club again for a... "special" show

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DKBananaSlamma
09/25/22 1:05:42 PM
#50:


Kiryu helping his fellow man get laid

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