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Just_a_loser
09/23/22 3:11:53 PM
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...you will now have the answers to your sexual future.

You will now know exactly how many more times you will get laid before you die. Not by who, just the number of times.

Or alternatively, you can rid yourself of any false hope of ever getting laid. Because you now know, definitively, you are never getting any.

Sound like a good deal? Fortune teller stuff here.

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Umbreon
09/23/22 3:14:07 PM
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Are you okay, TC?

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Xatrion
09/23/22 3:15:37 PM
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I already know how many times I'm going to get laid before I die.

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Just_a_loser
09/23/22 3:17:39 PM
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Umbreon posted...
Are you okay, TC?
Completely. Just random curiosity how CE would feel about it.

I'm married.

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Suolevram
09/23/22 3:19:47 PM
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Just_a_loser posted...
Completely. Just random curiosity how CE would feel about it.

I'm married.
That's either a good thing or a really bad thing. Seems to work out that way. Either you get no action whatsoever or you get it on the regular.

I'm married as well and fall into the latter option.

As for the money, double it and give it to the next CEman.

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Lost_All_Senses
09/23/22 3:43:46 PM
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I feel like if I definitively was told I was never getting laid again, it would make me more proactive to.

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RPG_Eater
09/23/22 4:15:51 PM
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517? Damn
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