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MrMallard
09/16/22 3:20:20 AM
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Man idgaf about the hygeine factor or whatever. When I get home from work, there is nothing better than having a sit-down pee. Just gotta sit down, pull out your phone and blast piss without a care in the world.

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TwoDoorPC
09/16/22 8:25:34 AM
#52:


1337toothbrush posted...
Meanwhile you're scraping your dick on the underside of the seat when you get up from sitting after dipping it in the toilet water.

one of the good things about not having 18 inch dongs like you

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MrMallard
09/16/22 8:33:46 AM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/6/0/AAbh80AADrds.jpg

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assboobsgames
09/16/22 9:41:52 AM
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1337toothbrush posted...
Meanwhile you're scraping your dick on the underside of the seat when you get up from sitting after dipping it in the toilet water.
Things that definitely don't happen.

All these nerds exposing their big dick fantasies, things that are all obviously untrue.

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Trumpo
09/16/22 9:45:10 AM
#55:


Crescente posted...
Any of you standing guys pull your pants and underwear all the way to your ankles while you pee?
Bonus points if it's at a row of urinals with no dividers.

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Evening_Dragon
09/16/22 2:37:39 PM
#56:


MrMallard posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/6/0/AAbh80AADrds.jpg

But buttsex is the reprieve of big dicks tho. No ramming into the cervical wall.

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1337toothbrush
09/16/22 3:41:04 PM
#57:


assboobsgames posted...
Things that definitely don't happen.

All these nerds exposing their big dick fantasies, things that are all obviously untrue.
Your dick has got to at least scrape on the underside of the seat. Pretty sure that happens with average-sized dicks.

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assboobsgames
09/16/22 3:50:09 PM
#58:


It may touch the toilet seat but it's not being scraped. There is no scraping of the genitals when I relieve myself.

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