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DarkRoast 09/14/22 10:01:18 PM #1:	Well? --- Lenovo Legion 7 - Ryzen 5900HX, RTX 3080 16 GB (165W), 32 GB DDR4-3200 By Grabthar's hammer............... What a laptop. <cite>DarkRoast posted [p:968040790] in The perfec... [t:80165725]...</cite> <quote>Well?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
VampireCoyote 09/14/22 10:02:24 PM #2:	should I know who that is --- She/her <cite>VampireCoyote posted [p:968040814] in The perfec... [t:80165725]...</cite> <quote>should I know who that is</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DarkRoast 09/14/22 10:03:06 PM #3:	VampireCoyote posted... should I know who that is A diatribe against Engar-dug (Diatribe B): translation SEGMENT A 1-2Engar-dug, ......, fool, ......, child raised in ......, disgraced man, madman ...... leather, dropping ...... from a wall! 3-11Engar-dug, croaker (?) among singers, a man without good judgment, braggart, ......, a man ......! -- open (?) the house, I have a quarrel with you! In appearance a monkey, a rogue, a witness without shame, not accepting a verdict, a slippery place which respected men avoid, despising (?) the leader of the work-force, a man who does not ...... a festival, a pig spattered with mud, ......! Loving crosstalk and deceit, ......, having got stuck into a quarrel he ...... coming out mouthing insults. A warrior on duty but holding back, ....... 12-21Engar-dug, blocked at the anus, ...... speech, ...... vomit (?)! A man without ......, a tail stuck in its mouth, ......, limping cripple who ...... people in the broad streets! Choosing words carefully, weak, bragging and constantly shifty in his advice and counsel, ...... the lamentation priest and snake-charmer ......, a disgraced reputation among the singers, a dog not producing sound from the lyre but emitting a battle-cry! ......, he sweeps (?) the house. He gives instructions, ...... , and does not speak to ......, turning ...... to evil ....... unknown no. of lines missing SEGMENT B 1-5In his ......, indeed thieving (?) from his brother, he does not provide water. Whether a quay is built, whether he ...... the market of the city, whether he scratches his nostrils, whether the gatekeeper ...... the sign -- thus he never goes anywhere, ...... the guard. 6-12Engar-dug, your holy song is finished, your greatness ......, your insults ...... the city squares, your lies are made obvious! ......, squinter,Engar-dug, ......, ...... like a francolin ......, ......, the snake-charmer ....... --- Lenovo Legion 7 - Ryzen 5900HX, RTX 3080 16 GB (165W), 32 GB DDR4-3200 By Grabthar's hammer............... What a laptop. <cite>DarkRoast posted [p:968040824] in The perfec... [t:80165725]...</cite> <quote>VampireCoyote posted... </cite><quote>should I know who that is</quote>A diatribe against Engar-dug (Diatribe B): translation SEGMENT A1-2Engar-dug, ......, fool, ......, child raised in ......, disgraced man, madman ...... leather, dropping ...... from a wall!3-11Engar-dug, croaker (?) among singers, a man without good judgment, braggart, ......, a man ......! -- open (?) the house, I have a quarrel with you! In appearance a monkey, a rogue, a witness without shame, not accepting a verdict, a slippery place which respected men avoid, despising (?) the leader of the work-force, a man who does not ...... a festival, a pig spattered with mud, ......! Loving crosstalk and deceit, ......, having got stuck into a quarrel he ...... coming out mouthing insults. A warrior on duty but holding back, .......12-21Engar-dug, blocked at the anus, ...... speech, ...... vomit (?)! A man without ......, a tail stuck in its mouth, ......, limping cripple who ...... people in the broad streets! Choosing words carefully, weak, bragging and constantly shifty in his advice and counsel, ...... the lamentation priest and snake-charmer ......, a disgraced reputation among the singers, a dog not producing sound from the lyre but emitting a battle-cry! ......, he sweeps (?) the house. He gives instructions, ...... , and does not speak to ......, turning ...... to evil .......unknown no. of lines missingSEGMENT B1-5In his ......, indeed thieving (?) from his brother, he does not provide water. Whether a quay is built, whether he ...... the market of the city, whether he scratches his nostrils, whether the gatekeeper ...... the sign -- thus he never goes anywhere, ...... the guard.6-12Engar-dug, your holy song is finished, your greatness ......, your insults ...... the city squares, your lies are made obvious! ......, squinter,Engar-dug, ......, ...... like a francolin ......, ......, the snake-charmer .......</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Stagmar 09/14/22 10:15:32 PM #4:	VampireCoyote posted... should I know who that is If youre going to be on CE, you definitely should. --- Drawings of me by CE: https://imgur.com/a/rDSRWz8 <cite>Stagmar posted [p:968041035] in The perfec... [t:80165725]...</cite> <quote>VampireCoyote posted... </cite><quote>should I know who that is</quote>If youre going to be on CE, you definitely should.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DarkRoast 09/14/22 10:15:39 PM #5:	The perfect girl but she's Ea-Nasir --- Lenovo Legion 7 - Ryzen 5900HX, RTX 3080 16 GB (165W), 32 GB DDR4-3200 By Grabthar's hammer............... What a laptop. <cite>DarkRoast posted [p:968041040] in The perfec... [t:80165725]...</cite> <quote>The perfect girl but she's Ea-Nasir</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DarkChozoGhost 09/14/22 10:19:47 PM #6:	he sweeps (?) the house --- My sister's dog bit a hole in my Super Mario Land cartridge. It still works though - Skye Reynolds 3DS FC: 3239-5612-0115 <cite>DarkChozoGhost posted [p:968041104] in The perfec... [t:80165725]...</cite> <quote>he sweeps (?) the house</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DarkRoast 09/15/22 4:24:31 PM #7:	https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/9/1/AAeEwGAADrRr.jpg --- Lenovo Legion 7 - Ryzen 5900HX, RTX 3080 16 GB (165W), 32 GB DDR4-3200 By Grabthar's hammer............... What a laptop. <cite>DarkRoast posted [p:968058496] in The perfec... [t:80165725]...</cite> <quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/9/1/AAeEwGAADrRr.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ThyCorndog 09/15/22 4:27:46 PM #9:	I would never want to be engar dug --- https://i.imgur.com/6cPXvLN.jpg https://i.imgur.com/hVC4i6j.jpg <cite>ThyCorndog posted [p:968058585] in The perfec... [t:80165725]...</cite> <quote>I would never want to be engar dug</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TomClark 09/15/22 4:30:49 PM #10:	DarkRoast posted... The perfect girl but she's Ea-Nasir https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/9/0/AAABqgAADnqa.jpg --- http://i.imgur.com/6eF0W.gif <cite>TomClark posted [p:968058655] in The perfec... [t:80165725]...</cite> <quote>DarkRoast posted... </cite><quote>The perfect girl but she's Ea-Nasir</quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/9/0/AAABqgAADnqa.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DarkRoast 09/15/22 4:32:22 PM #11:	https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/0/0/AAeEwGAADrR0.jpg https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/0/3/AAeEwGAADrR3.jpg --- Lenovo Legion 7 - Ryzen 5900HX, RTX 3080 16 GB (165W), 32 GB DDR4-3200 By Grabthar's hammer............... What a laptop. <cite>DarkRoast posted [p:968058697] in The perfec... [t:80165725]...</cite> <quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/0/0/AAeEwGAADrR0.jpg https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/0/3/AAeEwGAADrR3.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
A_Good_Boy 09/15/22 4:34:23 PM #12:	Isn't Engar-Dug the first man historically to have a bunch of shit talked about him? --- Who is? I am! <cite>A_Good_Boy posted [p:968058747] in The perfec... [t:80165725]...</cite> <quote>Isn't Engar-Dug the first man historically to have a bunch of shit talked about him?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MedeaLysistrata 09/15/22 4:36:12 PM #13:	A_Good_Boy posted... Isn't Engar-Dug the first man historically to have a bunch of shit talked about him? It's just one tablet I think. Constantly meming this guy is the equivalent of citing an article with one other citation --- Please join the 100 Presidents community board and contribute to the project! Check back for updates! https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/1568-100-presidents <cite>MedeaLysistrata posted [p:968058791] in The perfec... [t:80165725]...</cite> <quote>A_Good_Boy posted... </cite><quote>Isn't Engar-Dug the first man historically to have a bunch of shit talked about him?</quote>It's just one tablet I think. Constantly meming this guy is the equivalent of citing an article with one other citation</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DarkRoast 09/15/22 4:36:21 PM #14:	A_Good_Boy posted... Isn't Engar-Dug the first man historically to have a bunch of shit talked about him? Yes and even 5,000 years weren't enough to erase it from the record. And now it's on the internet, so it'll be preserved for all time. Even after the Earth is vaporized, some distant ancient alien race will get to read the diss --- Lenovo Legion 7 - Ryzen 5900HX, RTX 3080 16 GB (165W), 32 GB DDR4-3200 By Grabthar's hammer............... What a laptop. <cite>DarkRoast posted [p:968058795] in The perfec... [t:80165725]...</cite> <quote>A_Good_Boy posted... </cite><quote>Isn't Engar-Dug the first man historically to have a bunch of shit talked about him?</quote>Yes and even 5,000 years weren't enough to erase it from the record.And now it's on the internet, so it'll be preserved for all time.Even after the Earth is vaporized, some distant ancient alien race will get to read the diss</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DarkRoast 09/15/22 4:36:42 PM #15:	MedeaLysistrata posted... It's just one tablet I think. Constantly meming this guy is the equivalent of citing an article with one other citation Found Engar-dug --- Lenovo Legion 7 - Ryzen 5900HX, RTX 3080 16 GB (165W), 32 GB DDR4-3200 By Grabthar's hammer............... What a laptop. <cite>DarkRoast posted [p:968058808] in The perfec... [t:80165725]...</cite> <quote>MedeaLysistrata posted... </cite><quote>It's just one tablet I think. Constantly meming this guy is the equivalent of citing an article with one other citation</quote>Found Engar-dug</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MedeaLysistrata 09/15/22 4:38:24 PM #16:	DarkRoast posted... Found Engar-dug Nah that's just a few cubits --- Please join the 100 Presidents community board and contribute to the project! Check back for updates! https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/1568-100-presidents <cite>MedeaLysistrata posted [p:968058846] in The perfec... [t:80165725]...</cite> <quote>DarkRoast posted... </cite><quote>Found Engar-dug</quote>Nah that's just a few cubits</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TomClark 09/15/22 4:38:46 PM #17:	MedeaLysistrata posted... It's just one tablet I think. Constantly meming this guy is the equivalent of citing an article with one other citation Narrows eyes in suspicion --- http://i.imgur.com/6eF0W.gif <cite>TomClark posted [p:968058863] in The perfec... [t:80165725]...</cite> <quote>MedeaLysistrata posted... </cite><quote>It's just one tablet I think. Constantly meming this guy is the equivalent of citing an article with one other citation</quote>Narrows eyes in suspicion</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
A_Good_Boy 09/15/22 4:39:06 PM #18:	DarkRoast posted... Yes and even 5,000 years weren't enough to erase it from the record. And now it's on the internet, so it'll be preserved for all time. Even after the Earth is vaporized, some distant ancient alien race will get to read the diss Imagine being dead and never knowing peace because countless generations after you will still walk up and be like "hey you're that dude from the tablets!" --- Who is? I am! <cite>A_Good_Boy posted [p:968058871] in The perfec... [t:80165725]...</cite> <quote>DarkRoast posted... </cite><quote>Yes and even 5,000 years weren't enough to erase it from the record.And now it's on the internet, so it'll be preserved for all time.Even after the Earth is vaporized, some distant ancient alien race will get to read the diss</quote>Imagine being dead and never knowing peace because countless generations after you will still walk up and be like "hey you're that dude from the tablets!"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MedeaLysistrata 09/15/22 4:41:36 PM #19:	Not noted in the description --- Please join the 100 Presidents community board and contribute to the project! Check back for updates! https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/1568-100-presidents <cite>MedeaLysistrata posted [p:968058929] in The perfec... [t:80165725]...</cite> <quote>Not noted in the description </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ElatedVenusaur 09/15/22 4:44:06 PM #20:	No thanks: she would simply leave me for that chad Ea-Nasir. ~~I would leave me for Ea-Nasir too, to be fair.~~ Or really anyone: I'm literally Engar-dug of Uruk, after all. --- I'm Queen of Tomorrow baby! Remember: heat from fire, fire from heat! She/her <cite>ElatedVenusaur posted [p:968058978] in The perfec... [t:80165725]...</cite> <quote>No thanks: she would simply leave me for that chad Ea-Nasir. I would leave me for Ea-Nasir too, to be fair.Or really anyone: I'm literally Engar-dug of Uruk, after all.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pogo_Marimo 09/15/22 4:47:21 PM #21:	It's distressing that Engar-Dug can contend with Divine for being The Filthiest Person Ever. I mean, they were both deeply distressing people, but the contention is also, independently, distressing. --- 'Cause you know that I have no fear, ain't gonna walk into the river and disappear. I'm gonna be a powerful man. Red blood running down the broken sand. <cite>Pogo_Marimo posted [p:968059054] in The perfec... [t:80165725]...</cite> <quote>It's distressing that Engar-Dug can contend with Divine for being The Filthiest Person Ever. I mean, they were both deeply distressing people, but the contention is also, independently, distressing.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Crimsoness 09/15/22 4:48:09 PM #22:	Engar-dug was probably the chad of his time --- CrimsonAngel, she/her <cite>Crimsoness posted [p:968059071] in The perfec... [t:80165725]...</cite> <quote>Engar-dug was probably the chad of his time</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ellis123 09/15/22 4:53:32 PM #23:	TomClark posted... Narrows eyes in suspicion Don't narrow your eyes... sing the song! https://etheses.whiterose.ac.uk/2124/3/Engar-dug_the_Fool.pdf --- "A shouted order to do something of dubious morality with an unpredictable outcome? Thweeet!" My FC is in my profile. <cite>ellis123 posted [p:968059190] in The perfec... [t:80165725]...</cite> <quote>TomClark posted... </cite><quote>Narrows eyes in suspicion</quote>Don't narrow your eyes... sing the song!https://etheses.whiterose.ac.uk/2124/3/Engar-dug_the_Fool.pdf</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Robot2600 09/15/22 4:55:59 PM #25:	im just happy to be talking about ancient Mesopotamia! --- The spell complete It is permanent <cite>Robot2600 posted [p:968059249] in The perfec... [t:80165725]...</cite> <quote>im just happy to be talking about ancient Mesopotamia!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DarkRoast 09/15/22 9:58:15 PM #26:	Nanni really was a little bitch wasn't he https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/5/3/AAeEwGAADrXV.jpg --- Lenovo Legion 7 - Ryzen 5900HX, RTX 3080 16 GB (165W), 32 GB DDR4-3200 By Grabthar's hammer............... What a laptop. <cite>DarkRoast posted [p:968065523] in The perfec... [t:80165725]...</cite> <quote>Nanni really was a little bitch wasn't hehttps://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/5/3/AAeEwGAADrXV.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BearlyWilling 09/15/22 9:59:55 PM #27:	who --- Hmm... <cite>BearlyWilling posted [p:968065553] in The perfec... [t:80165725]...</cite> <quote>who</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DarkChozoGhost 09/16/22 6:48:19 PM #28:	How is Ea-Nasir pronounced? --- My sister's dog bit a hole in my Super Mario Land cartridge. It still works though - Skye Reynolds 3DS FC: 3239-5612-0115 <cite>DarkChozoGhost posted [p:968086410] in The perfec... [t:80165725]...</cite> <quote>How is Ea-Nasir pronounced?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DarkRoast 09/16/22 7:47:35 PM #29:	DarkChozoGhost posted... How is Ea-Nasir pronounced? N-O R-E-F-U-N-D-S --- Lenovo Legion 7 - Ryzen 5900HX, RTX 3080 16 GB (165W), 32 GB DDR4-3200 By Grabthar's hammer............... What a laptop. <cite>DarkRoast posted [p:968087647] in The perfec... [t:80165725]...</cite> <quote>DarkChozoGhost posted... </cite><quote>How is Ea-Nasir pronounced?</quote>N-O R-E-F-U-N-D-S</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MedeaLysistrata 09/17/22 1:48:10 PM #30:	I talk shit about her to make up for the off screen gags that must have been ongoing --- Please join the 100 Presidents community board and contribute to the project! Check back for updates! https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/1568-100-presidents <cite>MedeaLysistrata posted [p:968102852] in The perfec... [t:80165725]...</cite> <quote>I talk shit about her to make up for the off screen gags that must have been ongoing</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DarkRoast 09/17/22 2:53:06 PM #31:	Don't be an Engar, just be a dug --- Lenovo Legion 7 - Ryzen 5900HX, RTX 3080 16 GB (165W), 32 GB DDR4-3200 By Grabthar's hammer............... What a laptop. <cite>DarkRoast posted [p:968104148] in The perfec... [t:80165725]...</cite> <quote>Don't be an Engar, just be a dug</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MedeaLysistrata 09/17/22 2:54:25 PM #32:	DarkRoast posted... Don't be an Engar, just be a dug I think you're cool and smart --- Please join the 100 Presidents community board and contribute to the project! Check back for updates! https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/1568-100-presidents <cite>MedeaLysistrata posted [p:968104176] in The perfec... [t:80165725]...</cite> <quote>DarkRoast posted... </cite><quote>Don't be an Engar, just be a dug</quote>I think you're cool and smart</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DarkRoast 09/17/22 2:57:52 PM #33:	MedeaLysistrata posted... I think you're cool and smart We all make mistakes --- Lenovo Legion 7 - Ryzen 5900HX, RTX 3080 16 GB (165W), 32 GB DDR4-3200 By Grabthar's hammer............... What a laptop. <cite>DarkRoast posted [p:968104247] in The perfec... [t:80165725]...</cite> <quote>MedeaLysistrata posted... </cite><quote>I think you're cool and smart</quote>We all make mistakes</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DarkRoast 09/17/22 8:02:01 PM #34:	Btw her dad is Gilgamesh --- Lenovo Legion 7 - Ryzen 5900HX, RTX 3080 16 GB (165W), 32 GB DDR4-3200 By Grabthar's hammer............... What a laptop. <cite>DarkRoast posted [p:968110190] in The perfec... [t:80165725]...</cite> <quote>Btw her dad is Gilgamesh </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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