Current Events > You're an entrepreneur, who has an idea to sell, living in a Tech Mansion....

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along with 14 other entrepreneurs.

You're enjoying yourself, and it only cost a small $3000 for a month's stay. You have a good feeling about your unique "Phuton Abokado" system (patent pending)... will be just the thing you need to become rich, which as a temporary disgraced millionaire is something you desperately need to do.

The first evening, and already you and all the other entrepreneurs are mind-mapping your ideas and how to sell them.

However, there is a shock to you:
Jefaffal has said your idea, is just an Avocado with fertizlier, and it'll never sell.

Insulting you, among your fellow entrepreneurs -- you know if this continues you'll have lost the kudos of the whole group.

How do you deal with this?

a) Compare your patent pending "Phuton Abokado" system to Jefaffals idea
b) Challenge Jefaffal to a Coffee Drinking contest.
c) Other: Write in....

(First vote to 10)

C

I smother Jefaffal in his sleep.

pegusus123456 posted...

C

I smother Jefaffal in his sleep.

This

knightmarexx posted...

(First vote to 10)

I'd recommend rethinking that vote threshold.

Also

pegusus123456 posted...

C

I smother Jefaffal in his sleep.

C) Fart

Well... That escalated quickly

Ar0ge posted...

Well... That escalated quickly

Jefaffal needs to learn that if you don't start none, there won't be none.

Winner from round one:
c) Other: smother Jefaffal in his sleep.

You sit down after your presentation, and listen to various people explain their ideas, most of which Jefaffal has dismissed just like your idea. Jefaffal then begins to explain his "brand new idea", which is basically just a specialty pillow cover.
You feel like you want to shout something out, but you're a patient person, and you bind your time. You know exactly what you're going to do with Jefaffal, you remember the article you read in Forensic Science International last Christmas, lethal smothering with a pillow How 181 music festival visitors tried to kill a dummy.
Jefaffal will be getting his just-deserts when it's own "invention" that fells him, you almost begin to laugh -- until the others look at you, and you become silent.

Irene takes a stand, you have noticed she was looking very happy when the mind mapping session started, but she's looked progressively more and more worried. Perhaps she doesn't have an idea?
Irene looks at everyone and says "Does anyone actually have a good idea? I came to this Tech Mansion to meet my peers... the ideas so far are just literal recycled garbage... A few plant grow systems"
Irene gestures with her hands and points at you "... and I'm sure you copied their idea with just other fruit and vegetables, it really wasn't worth copying. And, and a fucking Pillowcase... I thought I'd be like-minded individuals, instead of....this" she gestures around.

Zach stands up, looking aghast says "How dare you, my Pomelo Crescere was hundred percent, an original idea..."
Irene doesn't even look at Zach, and just storms outside of the lounge, and you hear a slam of the front door, as she leaves the building.

Zach looks at everyone involved, and looks like he's taken charge "Well, I didn't expect that. I suggest we all retire to bed, and start afresh tomorrow", there are murmurs of agreement from all present.
"Right, so who needs to use the blender for Chia smoothies?"
Everyone has their hand up to Zach's question, except you.

You have your smoothies already in the fridge, bottled up, which you grab and go to your Tech Room, which is just a standard room except with a sleep capsule built into one of the walls, if you'd prefer that to the King-sized Bed. You set your iPhone for 4:00am, you have a quest and you're not going to fail it.

You wake up at 4:00am, your alarm worked, thankfully. You make your way to Jefaffals bedroom, you put your head towards the door, and can hear Waterfalls and birdsong, and smile, the pillow isn't all that great if Jefaffal relies on that. You open the door, the waterfall song and birdsong are very loud and would hide anything that isn't loud.

You see Jefaffal lying there, and make your way over. When you approach you don't hear anything but the birdsong repeating over and over, sounding in no way natural. There is a Pomelo on his bedside cabinet, and you think it odd as Jefaffal wasn't offered one during the mind-mapping as he'd said disparaging remarks.

You see one of his crappy pillowcases on the other pillow, and pick it up and say "Hey Siri, set the alarm for 6 minutes", it should only take 5 minutes but you want to be sure. You grab the pillow and place it over his face and wait for Siri. The alarm sounds, not once did Jefaffal struggle, odd you ponder, maybe they were too tired?

You look at Jefaffal, and they look dead, it was enough time. You are just about to leave, when you feel the Avocado in your pocket, and think Jefaffal deserves one last avocado or maybe not...

a) Put the Avocado in Jefaffal's mouth
d) Take the Avocado with you, even in death Jefaffal doesn't deserve it.
c) Other: Write in....

(First to 5 votes)

C) Rip a fart

C: Check Jefaffal's pulse, then take advacado.

C) Shove the Pomelo up his tuchus

C) Confirm the kill. Learning from my mistake, I then sneak into Irene's throat and slit her throat.

knightmarexx posted...

d) Take the Avocado with you, even in death Jefaffal doesn't deserve it.

I guess technically I vote for d.

a

C) Confirm the kill. Learning from my mistake, I then sneak into Irene's room and slit her throat.

I think Irene has left for good.

Why would you sink this