Current Events > I'm NEVER talking about asses again! It got me SUSPENDED >_>

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I have a custom script running on my PC that I commissioned a computer science student back in college to write, where it constantly refreshes GameFAQs to check the status of NeonOctopus's account. If the script detects the status has changed to "Warned" or "Suspended", it will send a text alert / email (in case I don't have my phone) and I can immediately react.

This evening was an evening like any other. I was hanging out at my crib (street vernacular for "house") with some of my friends and we were watching Wednesday Night Football (we tape Monday Night Football and watch it on Wednesday) and drinking Mike's Hard Lemonade.

Let me tell you boys, we were are completely Hard (slang for drinking many Mike's Hard Lemonades) the entire time. I looked over at my buddy and I could see he had a Hard one right in the front of his pants! I thought that was funny because normally we put them on coasters on the table. I realized my own Mike's Hard was getting low and I said to my buddy "hey, can you toss me another Hard one?"

He informed me that we were all out and I'd have to get more Mike's Hards. I figured I could just have a swig of his and asked if I could put my mouth on his Hard one. He laughed, because we were both drunk and would normally never do this (because of germs; sharing a drink is disgusting), but eventually he gave in. I grabbed the smooth shaft of the bottle and just as I was about to put it in my mouth, my phone rang.

NeonOctopus was Suspended.

I howled. I let out a howl so loud and piercing that it woke up my son. I normally make him go to bed on Wednesday nights at 5:30pm partially because I don't want him to see me getting Hard with other men (the kid doesn't need to be exposed to heavy drinking at his age) and also because he's an annoying little shit and is usually asking questions about football, as if he were a nerd or something.

Tears rolled down my cheeks. I didn't know what to do. I kept refreshing the GameFAQs page, hoping that this was some kind of mistake. Maybe some moderator was intending to remove a post praising the KKK but had accidentally clicked on the innocent NeonOctopus link. Alas, this was not the case.

By this point, my friends were all visibly upset and I noticed they were trying to leave, even though we were only part of the way through the game. "No!" I screamed at the top of my lungs. I was inconsolable. I began thrashing about, throwing my collection of decorative throwing knives all over the crib (apartment). One knife struck my Native American friend, Big Bear Jim, in the neck. Blood gashed from his open wound, staining the carpet a deep red and splashing the walls. A sickly iron scent loomed in the air as Death claimed Big Bear Jim.

My son knew he needed to act quick. He reached into his pocket and pulled out a small crucifix. "Dad!" He yelled. "Remember how Christ died for your sins? Well, NeonOctopus did the same thing. He will live in our hearts forever, and hopefully whenever his purg passes, he will rise again from the depths of suspension and post wonderful stories about titties on CE again."

At that moment, I knew my son was right. My rage quelled. I tossed Big Bear Jim's corpse into the dumpster and put my son into the Punishment Closet, as he had broken one of my most important rules of the house (never make eye contact with me).

Anyway, I really just miss NeonOctopus and I think the mods should reconsider his Suspension.

tl;dr - free NeonOctopus

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/community/NeonOctopus

It was for trying to bridge the gap between ass men and boob men by appreciating a nice ass once in a while >_> But I guess the boobs vs. ass war must continue then! No peace! No mercy!

RIP Big Bear Jim

what even was moddable there

mods be sussin

Evening_Dragon posted...

what even was moddable there

mods be sussin

I honestly have zero clue what was moddable about that >_>

I truly try not to get modded. It just keeps happening for some reason lol

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/4/7/AAfQLiAADq5j.jpg

OzoneNeon posted...

I have a custom script running on my PC that I commissioned a computer science student back in college to write, where it constantly refreshes GameFAQs to check the status of NeonOctopus's account. If the script detects the status has changed to "Warned" or "Suspended", it will send a text alert / email (in case I don't have my phone) and I can immediately react.

Is nobody going to talk about how weird this is?

We all know mods get triggered easily and suspend people for reasonable posts, it's why this site is dying, but this. This is all kinds of stalkerish.

VitalGetPrank posted...

Is nobody going to talk about how weird this is?

We all know mods get triggered easily and suspend people for reasonable posts, it's why this site is dying, but this. This is all kinds of stalkerish.

lmao

VitalGetPrank posted...

Is nobody going to talk about how weird this is?

We all know mods get triggered easily and suspend people for reasonable posts, it's why this site is dying, but this. This is all kinds of stalkerish.

*Whooosh*

Lokison posted...

*Whooosh*

XD

Banned. I'm NEVER talking about asses again! I learned my lesson the hard way. Boobs only for now on!

TC has been SUSPENDED lmao

Boob Man Allan was too shook

SodomInsane posted...

TC has been SUSPENDED lmao

Uhh, says he's no longer an active member now. Weird. I wonder if he just quit.

[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


I'll never get used to that. I could swear it said this user is suspended earlier instead. I wonder if that's an administrative thing.

No, I'm pretty sure it was because you referred to a woman as "it."

I'd like to think Error is behind the scenes giving out mob hit-like orders on who to take out

Lonestar2000 posted...

No, I'm pretty sure it was because you referred to a woman as "it."

I guess we know who marked him lol

i think he was referring to the ass as it, not the person

IfGodCouldDie posted...

I guess we know who marked him lol

Nah, I didn't even see the topic on CE, I had to go the archive site.

SSJ2GrimReaper posted...

I'd like to think Error is behind the scenes giving out mob hit-like orders on who to take out

I kind of had a feeling Ozone would be taken out with how much he was posting in the Neon BANNED topic.

It felt like a mod might get upset he escaped the ban and was still posting.

DKBananaSlamma posted...

i think he was referring to the ass as it, not the person

Here's part of what he said:

The only problem was that her face was pretty busted >_> Which I guess isn't a problem when you're railing her doggy style and just staring at her ass cheeks, but when you gotta like kiss it or talk to it, nah son >__>

Finally a pro-ass mod draws a line in the sand against anti-ass Neon

Seems like he's just talking about the face

DKBananaSlamma posted...

Seems like he's just talking about the face

https://i.imgur.com/UKXNMp9.gif

Can someone explain to me what the hell I just read, and why TC is suspended?

If we can't have any more boob or ass topics, can we have scissoring topics?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wmBYWz1Gmc

INB4 suspended.