Current Events > Rumors Say Putin Locked Himself In His Mansion

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Humble_Novice
09/12/22 5:10:45 PM
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https://twitter.com/ChuckPfarrer/status/1569334222242070536
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ekie
09/12/22 5:14:23 PM
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Well duh he has assassins to worry about.

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FortuneCookie
09/12/22 5:14:55 PM
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womp womp
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CableZL
09/12/22 5:14:58 PM
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Tens of thousands of their soldiers dead because he wanted to go to war on a whim and that's what he does

coward

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Unknown480
09/12/22 5:16:41 PM
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Oh lordy I hope it's true, can't imagine how furious and scared bitch boy Putin is
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FortuneCookie
09/12/22 5:16:48 PM
#6:


Think Trump and Putin text each other from their respective bunkers?
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Billyionaire
09/12/22 5:16:59 PM
#7:


Hitler locked himself in a bunker

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FigureOfSpeech
09/12/22 5:17:34 PM
#8:


what a donald

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Suolevram
09/12/22 5:17:39 PM
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CableZL posted...
Tens of thousands of their soldiers dead because he wanted to go to war on a whim and that's what he does

coward
He said zero losses since February

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Error1355
09/12/22 5:17:46 PM
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Billyionaire posted...
Hitler locked himself in a bunker
Wonder if it ends the same way then.

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UnfairRepresent
09/12/22 5:17:48 PM
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I thought that's what all Russian leaders did O_o

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CableZL
09/12/22 5:18:09 PM
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Suolevram posted...
He said zero losses since February
I bet he also thinks windmill noises cause cancer

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Master_Bass
09/12/22 5:18:29 PM
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Get fucked, Putin!

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s0nicfan
09/12/22 5:18:43 PM
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Suolevram posted...
He said zero losses since February

Don't have to pay out severance to the families of dead soldiers if you deny that they were ever killed in the first place.

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K181
09/12/22 5:19:36 PM
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Wait, Sochi? On the Black Sea coast?

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The conspiracy theorist in me is already anticipating Putin getting offed and the Russians blaming it on a Ukrainian hit with American weapons.

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GATTJT
09/12/22 5:20:39 PM
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Hope he's pissing himself out of fear. He needs to die already.

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Smiffwilm
09/12/22 5:20:55 PM
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Hopefully it's like the Spencer Mansion...

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FigureOfSpeech
09/12/22 5:23:05 PM
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Smiffwilm posted...
Hopefully it's like the Spencer Mansion...

Hopefully it's like Luigi's Mansion and ghosts are trying to get him

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trappedunderice
09/12/22 5:23:55 PM
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Is he going to get Gaddafi'd
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JuanCarlos1
09/12/22 5:24:19 PM
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Nuke time?

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kingdrake2
09/12/22 5:31:55 PM
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JuanCarlos1 posted...
Nuke time?


yes. probably going to punish the US for interfering or target ukraine troops for doing too well against them.

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Tyranthraxus
09/12/22 5:40:32 PM
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Suolevram posted...
He said zero losses since February

I wonder if that's what prompted this.

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Frosted_Midna
09/12/22 5:43:16 PM
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Hopefully he trips and falls down the stairs.

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TomClark
09/12/22 5:46:01 PM
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Feels like things could be entering endgame here.

Let's fucking hope so, anyway.

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LeCh0nk
09/12/22 5:47:18 PM
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JuanCarlos1 posted...
Nuke time?
From his garage?

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kingdrake2
09/12/22 5:48:28 PM
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LeCh0nk posted...
From his garage?


yes. if any of his generals are still willing to listen.

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Hornezz
09/12/22 5:49:54 PM
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Some of that "accidentally fell out of a window" would be nice right about now.

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TaylorHeinicke
09/12/22 6:01:05 PM
#29:


womp womp

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Imit8m3
09/12/22 6:04:35 PM
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So, nukes fly when?

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ROBANN_88
09/12/22 6:06:46 PM
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you know, his palace in on the Black Sea coast

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SodomInsane
09/12/22 6:09:39 PM
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Just wondering in terms of numbers what is the square miles of Kharkiv front and what is the square miles Russia currently occupies.

I have no idea how big or small it is. Is that bigger than Crimea?

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itachi15243
09/12/22 6:10:48 PM
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Error1355 posted...
Wonder if it ends the same way then.

One can hope

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Unsuprised_Pika
09/12/22 6:14:25 PM
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K181 posted...
Wait, Sochi? On the Black Sea coast?

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The conspiracy theorist in me is already anticipating Putin getting offed and the Russians blaming it on a Ukrainian hit with American weapons.

They should send us a gift basket if they claim that "We" would have done. them a big fucking favor. Putin has become an insane liability to the country.

Their economy outside energy is fucked. Tens of thousands of soldiers dead and absurd amounts of equipment and misses lost and wasted. They are an international pariah and they are starting to lose their gains in Ukraine. They spent billions on a deadlocked war that is turning against them. NATO Is expanding and Ukraine will join the EU.

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DuneMan
09/12/22 6:19:14 PM
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JuanCarlos1 posted...
Nuke time?
Assuming enough of the military are pissed at Putin, no. He'll probably end up powerless as he either drinks Polonium tea or falls out a window.

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Foppe
09/12/22 6:19:18 PM
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CableZL posted...
Tens of thousands of their soldiers dead because he wanted to go to war on a whim and that's what he does

coward
It was a little bit more than a whim.
He, and the rest of the world, thought that the Russian army was much more advanced. And it should have been, but thankful corruption and people too scared to tell the truth prevented this.
And since the world pretty much gave no fucks when he invaded Crimes, why would they react different this time?

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UnfairRepresent
09/13/22 5:31:27 AM
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Foppe posted...
was a little bit more than a whim.
Not really

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Shadow_Don
09/13/22 5:35:21 AM
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Let's fast forward to the part where he puts a gun in his mouth.

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Zikten
09/13/22 5:35:58 AM
#39:


Putin has led Russia to disaster all for a personal quest for glory.
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UnfairRepresent
09/13/22 5:36:35 AM
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Do you hear the people sing, singing the songs of angry men

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Evening_Dragon
09/13/22 5:40:25 AM
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Putin's gonna kill himself, or one of his men will have had enough and do it for him.

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Zikten
09/13/22 5:43:19 AM
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Evening_Dragon posted...
Putin's gonna kill himself, or one of his men will have had enough and do it for him.
It's probably going to be publicly reported to the world that he killed himself. Everyone will wonder if that is true though

If they do kill him, they aren't going to admit it
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MabusIncarnate
09/13/22 5:45:38 AM
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Zikten posted...
It's probably going to be publicly reported to the world that he killed himself. Everyone will wonder if that is true though

If they do kill him, they aren't going to admit it
Unfortunately Putins head fell accidentally into a bullet.

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DrizztLink
09/13/22 5:46:30 AM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
Unfortunately Putins head fell accidentally into a bullet.
He fell down a flight of bullets

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gu-gohan
09/13/22 5:47:38 AM
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Master_Bass posted...
Get fucked, Putin!
This.

I really hope he's being forced to retreat from power and gets punished.

No one wanted to invade the Ukraine besides him.

All these people who have died for nothing... Ukrainians as well as Russians... Their blood is on his hand alone. All the pain he caused to the relatives of soldiers and innocents... The food crisis he caused... The economical problems. It's his fault alone.

The moment he's gone the world can start working on healing from the wounds he caused.

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Evening_Dragon
09/13/22 5:48:35 AM
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I hope all his propagandists get the fucking snowblower, too.

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House_Of_Dragon
09/13/22 5:51:55 AM
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Wouldn't he lock himself in the bunker that's not anywhere the public would know?

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gunplagirl
09/13/22 5:54:19 AM
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DrizztLink posted...
He fell down a flight of bullets
He bulleted peacefully in his sleep after a short illness.

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Sayoria
09/13/22 6:03:25 AM
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Evening_Dragon posted...
Putin's gonna kill himself, or one of his men will have had enough and do it for him.

1COH.

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