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Trumble
09/11/22 5:49:56 AM
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And by "this one time" I mean like a minute ago.

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Evening_Dragon
09/11/22 5:50:39 AM
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This one time, specifically, but not excluding the possibility of several other times.

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Unknown480
09/11/22 5:53:44 AM
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Wish i could smell it
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VigorouslySwish
09/11/22 5:55:34 AM
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My best one ever was insane. I farted under the sheets and it was contained for like a full 2 minutes and then pulled the sheets off to get up and it was absolutely horrendous. Swear to god my room stunk for a full 20 minutes. I had to bury my face in the pillow to escape it because I couldnt breathe

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Ricemills
09/11/22 6:01:17 AM
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best fart is the one that you can feel it scratch the itch on your anus.

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VigorouslySwish
09/11/22 6:06:17 AM
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Ricemills posted...
best fart is the one that you can feel it scratch the itch on your anus.

fuck yeah that rules

its rare but a real treat when it happens

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Trumble
09/11/22 5:38:32 PM
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The perfect fart is when you hit that trifecta of loud, long, and stinky. Anything else is just a bonus mark.

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lennethsoki
09/11/22 5:42:30 PM
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Ricemills posted...
best fart is the one that you can feel it scratch the itch on your anus.

Sounds like you don't wash well.

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FigureOfSpeech
09/11/22 5:43:44 PM
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*high fives you*

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