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UnfairRepresent
09/09/22 10:35:36 PM
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Who do you help?


You're on your way home after work one day when your route is blocked by abandoned cars and rubble. There's pools of blood and other fluids splattered all over the place.

You hear terrible noises and quickly realize that Ganon and Bowser are fighting each other to the death nearby, laying waste to everything in their path.

"I'm going to take over the world!"
"NO! I'm going to take over the world!" they yell as they wrestle each other.

They're evenly matched and are destroying the neighbourhood with their battle. The slightest thing would tip the balance.

On the floor next to you is a pointed stick, it's not much but if you threw it at one of them it would cause them to lose the fight.

If you don't intervene then their battle will end up killing you in collateral damage as they throw cars, knock down buildings and start fires.

Who do you help?

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bnui_ransder
09/09/22 10:36:04 PM
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Bowser

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King_Rial
09/09/22 10:37:46 PM
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Bowser, no question. He can be handled. Ganon is far too evil.

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Rassiter
09/09/22 10:38:34 PM
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Everyone said Bowser , I love that fatass little chibi dragon
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Zikten
09/09/22 10:41:35 PM
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Bowser sometimes is a lovable goof

Ganon never is. I would help Bowser kill Ganon
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UnfairRepresent
09/10/22 6:56:06 AM
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Rassiter posted...
Everyone said Bowse
A couple didn't

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itachi15243
09/10/22 7:04:04 AM
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Bowser. Best you can hope by helping Ganon is being part of his military after World takeover. Bowser can be dealt with.

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ZevLoveDOOM
09/10/22 7:06:28 AM
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none.

i just grab a chair and some popcorn and watch the rest of the fight...
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Nukazie
09/10/22 7:24:13 AM
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browser

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UnfairRepresent
09/10/22 9:07:38 AM
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ZevLoveDOOM posted...
none.

i just grab a chair and some popcorn and watch the rest of the fight...
Then you die

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DaveTheUseless
09/10/22 9:19:52 AM
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Dear pesky plumbers

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K181
09/10/22 9:23:03 AM
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Easily Bowser.

Ganon is a genocidal tyrant seeking to conquer the world.

Bowser is a pathetic incel that wants to get laid.

One is slightly worse than the other.

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Kircheis
09/10/22 10:00:59 AM
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Which incarnation of Ganon are we talking about here? I could totally see myself allying with Wind Waker Ganon.

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Srk700
09/10/22 10:04:28 AM
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Bowser since he's far less evil than Ganondorf.
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Tom_Joad
09/10/22 10:08:23 AM
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Bowser because the Rule 63 version is awesome.

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UnfairRepresent
09/12/22 10:02:56 AM
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K181 posted...
Ganon is a genocidal tyrant seeking to conquer the world.

Bowser is a pathetic incel that wants to get laid.
So old school Republicans vs The Alt Right?

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Illuminoius
09/12/22 10:04:25 AM
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how the fuck is ganon in a position to lose to bowser
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Master_Kazuya
09/12/22 10:04:36 AM
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Canon I'd pick Ganon cause he's stronger than Bowser

I like Bowser more though

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creativerealms
09/12/22 10:04:53 AM
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Well if I can find a fishing pole I can distract Ganon.


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ZevLoveDOOM
09/12/22 10:05:15 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Then you die

that's the price i have to pay i guess... *shrugs*
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PMarth2002
09/12/22 10:22:29 AM
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I'm pretty sure I'd die if I tried to fight a sorcerer or a giant fire breathing turtle even if I did help, so try my best to get the fuck out of there.

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UnfairRepresent
09/12/22 11:06:48 AM
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Illuminoius posted...
how the fuck is ganon managing to lose to bowser

He's not, it's a stalemate

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Tom_Joad
09/12/22 11:08:57 AM
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Bowsette is the one to win this contest!

(Heheheheheheheh. Beat that, Ganon!)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bowsette

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/7/1/AAfQqfAADqqT.jpg

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PiOverlord
09/12/22 11:11:38 AM
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GanonDORK fans not gonna like to hear this, but despite what Death Battle says, Bowser wouldn't even need our help as he'd burn that pig into bacon.

Have you seen the type of stuff Bowser deals with on the daily? He's got the cartoon force on his side, Ganon is too edgy for that level of power!


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