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Onimusha
09/09/22 6:43:51 PM
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That is all.

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viewmaster_pi
09/09/22 6:44:25 PM
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check your PMs smackems

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CE_gonna_CE
09/09/22 6:44:34 PM
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Respect women

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Onimusha
09/09/22 6:49:15 PM
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viewmaster_pi posted...
check your PMs smackems
Her reaction when she sees how big it is in your photo:
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/0/7/AAfUOeAADqDz.jpg

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Irony
09/09/22 6:49:54 PM
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I tried sending a dick pic but it said image size too big

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Jiek_Fafn
09/09/22 6:53:59 PM
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Smackems, which one of us will you choose? Are you into a guy with a good head on his shoulders like Antifar or a hot bimbo like veggie?

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FigureOfSpeech
09/09/22 6:58:34 PM
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@Smackems so now that it's confirmed that you're a chick... who was that dude in the discord voice chat on discord pretending to be you?

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Smackems
09/09/22 6:59:17 PM
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UwU so many suitables

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TheFuriousInch
09/09/22 6:59:48 PM
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Onimusha posted...
Her reaction when she sees how big it is in your photo:
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/0/7/AAfUOeAADqDz.jpg
Yes.

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gunplagirl
09/09/22 7:00:06 PM
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But then why did she send me this picture, what does it mean?!
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/1/4/AAc53qAADqD6.jpg

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Onimusha
09/09/22 7:40:49 PM
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gunplagirl posted...
But then why did she send me this picture, what does it mean?!
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/1/4/AAc53qAADqD6.jpg


Yowza!!

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Robot2600
09/09/22 8:23:00 PM
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who?

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VampireCoyote
09/09/22 8:23:49 PM
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anyone can be a girl

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MedeaLysistrata
09/09/22 8:24:27 PM
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Is this the conservative girl that has exhibited so much toleration on our many dates?

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MedeaLysistrata
09/09/22 8:25:22 PM
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VampireCoyote posted...
anyone can be a girl
U can be anything

If I want to be Sakura and chase Sasuke I can, or maybe that just happens as a fact

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Strider102
09/09/22 8:26:10 PM
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As a girl myself, I can confirm the topic title is true.

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thronedfire2
09/09/22 8:28:55 PM
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Irony posted...
I tried sending a dick pic but it said image size too big

gotta take it off 1000% zoom

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FigureOfSpeech
09/09/22 8:29:01 PM
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Smackems posted...
UwU


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Smackems
09/09/22 8:35:35 PM
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Strider102 posted...
As a girl myself, I can confirm the topic title is true.
I, too, dreamt I was a moron. Then I woke up and was still a moron

But at least I got these bozongas

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Smackems
09/09/22 8:36:14 PM
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Onimusha posted...


Yowza!!
Teehee

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Irony
09/09/22 8:36:33 PM
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thronedfire2 posted...
gotta take it off 1000% zoom
I don't think that affects file size

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Smackems
09/09/22 8:37:46 PM
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Irony posted...
I don't think that affects file size
Put your file back in the cabinet bb

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SSJ2GrimReaper
09/09/22 8:43:16 PM
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smackems showed nip and I'm the only one that saw it

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Smackems
09/09/22 8:47:34 PM
#25:


Whaaa

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SSJ2GrimReaper
09/09/22 8:49:14 PM
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yes i can recall every detail

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Smackems
09/09/22 9:00:11 PM
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SSJ2GrimReaper posted...
yes i can recall every detail
I actually have two of them

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Rassiter
09/09/22 9:02:13 PM
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gunplagirl posted...
But then why did she send me this picture, what does it mean?!
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/1/4/AAc53qAADqD6.jpg

Holy heckin sloppers!!
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Onimusha
09/09/22 11:27:11 PM
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SSJ2GrimReaper posted...
smackems showed nip and I'm the only one that saw it
Go on

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FigureOfSpeech
09/09/22 11:37:33 PM
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Smackems posted...
I actually have two of them
topic premise confirmed. Only a real legit woman would know that women have 2 nipples.

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gunplagirl
09/09/22 11:47:54 PM
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Rassiter posted...
Holy heckin sloppers!!
They're slopping all over the place

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Crescente
09/09/22 11:49:47 PM
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Jesus those milkin sloppers
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Smackems
09/09/22 11:59:28 PM
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Those sloppin milking tata chonkers

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gunplagirl
09/10/22 12:06:08 AM
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Jokes aside, smackems if you really are a CEgal I guess I need to add you on discord. It's where we can make fun of this site without getting yelled at.

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MarvAlbert
09/10/22 12:08:12 AM
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hey bby

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Johnny_Nutcase
09/10/22 12:30:17 AM
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I've talked to Smackems. If he's a girl she's got one hell of a deep southern voice.

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Onimusha
09/10/22 12:40:52 AM
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I think its time for me to come clean: I made it up about Smackems being a beautiful, busty, amorous, super model woman.

Im sorry I fibbed. Now that Ive learned my lesson, I hope we can put all this unpleasantness behind us.

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Johnny_Nutcase
09/10/22 12:43:35 AM
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I don't think that's gonna be that easy tbh. I've known Smackems since what? 1932, and for you to put that in my head like that, the way you did it like that.... I may have shit my $3 million dollar pants which you are now legally liable for.

I'll be in touch.

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Tyranthraxus
09/10/22 12:45:38 AM
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gunplagirl posted...
But then why did she send me this picture, what does it mean?!
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/1/4/AAc53qAADqD6.jpg

It means smack em, obviously

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Onimusha
09/10/22 12:49:37 AM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
I don't think that's gonna be that easy tbh. I've known Smackems since what? 1932, and for you to put that in my head like that, the way you did it like that.... I may have shit my $3 million dollar pants which you are now legally liable for.

I'll be in touch.
It was worth it! For a few glorious hours I was able to live my dream of turning Smackems into the most beautiful woman on the internet!

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FigureOfSpeech
09/10/22 12:50:22 AM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
I don't think that's gonna be that easy tbh. I've known Smackems since what? 1932, and for you to put that in my head like that, the way you did it like that.... I may have shit my $3 million dollar pants which you are now legally liable for.

I'll be in touch.

of all the posts in this topic, including my own, I find myself agreeing with and relating to this one the most

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Smackems
09/10/22 1:35:11 AM
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Onimusha posted...
I think its time for me to come clean: I made it up about Smackems being a beautiful, busty, amorous, super model woman.

Im sorry I fibbed. Now that Ive learned my lesson, I hope we can put all this unpleasantness behind us.
Are you calling me a fat ol fugly

Johnny_Nutcase posted...
I don't think that's gonna be that easy tbh. I've known Smackems since what? 1932, and for you to put that in my head like that, the way you did it like that.... I may have shit my $3 million dollar pants which you are now legally liable for.

I'll be in touch.
Don't make me remember the war


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gunplagirl
09/10/22 1:37:09 AM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
It means smack em, obviously
XD

And yet nobody's asked who is really in that picture, I'm almost proud of CE but I know someone is going to ask now.

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Tyranthraxus
09/10/22 1:38:04 AM
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gunplagirl posted...
XD

And yet nobody's asked who is really in that picture, I'm almost proud of CE but I know someone is going to ask now.

She's Manu Ginobili.

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Onimusha
09/10/22 1:38:46 AM
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gunplagirl posted...
XD

And yet nobody's asked who is really in that picture, I'm almost proud of CE but I know someone is going to ask now.
I was wondering, but I didnt wanna let the cat out the bag that it aint Smackems. Lol

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SSJ2GrimReaper
09/10/22 1:51:21 AM
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Sloppems

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gunplagirl
09/10/22 2:09:42 AM
#49:


Onimusha posted...
I was wondering, but I didnt wanna let the cat out the bag that it aint Smackems. Lol
If you know name etymologies, her name is in the first page of 236937

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Mew
09/10/22 2:30:04 AM
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Onimusha posted...
I was wondering, but I didnt wanna let the cat out the bag that it aint Smackems. Lol
I don't think you even tricked anyone lol

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Onimusha
09/10/22 2:32:29 AM
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Mew posted...
I don't think you even tricked anyone lol
Fair enough lol.

At least it made for a livelier Friday night

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