Poll of the Day > you're older than your teeth

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hera
09/08/22 9:07:23 AM
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spooky

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Tutoria
09/08/22 9:15:50 AM
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until i die, then they'll have the last laugh

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Twiroach
09/08/22 9:33:35 AM
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Your nipples are older than your genitals

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VampireCoyote
09/08/22 9:41:29 AM
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your skeleton is technically haunted

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Straughan
09/08/22 9:50:14 AM
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I split one of my teeth because I'm a fucking moron and thought chewing ice a lot had no side effects. The bill was like $382. For a fucking tooth.

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rexcrk
09/08/22 10:44:29 AM
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hera posted...
spooky


How so?


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wpot
09/08/22 10:53:23 AM
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IIRC just about all of the cells/tissues in your body are replaced within seven years or so...so you're technically older than your entire body. Assuming you're older than seven.

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Metalsonic66
09/08/22 1:27:02 PM
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I'm older than my beard

CrEEpY

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Straughan
09/08/22 1:32:14 PM
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Metalsonic66 posted...
I'm older than my beard

CrEEpY

I figured you as smooth shaven typea guy. Metalsonic is a shiny boy. Then again, you could be more Ugandan Metal Sonic. Du yu kno tha wae of tha devaal?
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Metalsonic66
09/08/22 1:33:56 PM
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Straughan posted...
I figured you as smooth shaven typea guy.
It gives me more self-confidence to refer to my Joe Dirt patchy facial hair as a "beard"

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Straughan
09/08/22 1:36:13 PM
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Metalsonic66 posted...
It gives me more self-confidence to refer to my Joe Dirt patchy facial hair as a "beard"

That's exactly why I keep shaven. When I'm out trucking I don't shave until I get back home sometimes and she still gives me shit about it. I'm starting to get grey hairs in my beard now though so I don't let it grow more than a day or two. I didn't know 41 was grey hairs. I figured at least 50.

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hera
09/08/22 1:37:11 PM
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it wouldn't be patchy if you shaved and trimmed regularly

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Metalsonic66
09/08/22 1:37:47 PM
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Depends on the person.

I've got a friend who started getting a little salt in his pepper around 30

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Metalsonic66
09/08/22 1:39:49 PM
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hera posted...
it wouldn't be patchy if you shaved and trimmed regularly
I've been shaving and trimming regularly since I was a teenager and I still have spots where it stays baby smooth no matter what lol

My brother got the full beard genes in the family

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ParanoidObsessive
09/08/22 3:59:54 PM
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wpot posted...
IIRC just about all of the cells/tissues in your body are replaced within seven years or so...so you're technically older than your entire body. Assuming you're older than seven.

Literally came in to say this.

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wwinterj25
09/08/22 4:31:44 PM
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Metalsonic66 posted...
My brother got the full beard genes in the family

I know the feeling, bro.


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11110111011
09/08/22 5:01:43 PM
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wpot
09/08/22 9:45:42 PM
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ParanoidObsessive posted...
Literally came in to say this.
You were going to make a good point. :)

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JOExHIGASHI
09/08/22 11:12:49 PM
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You're older than all the cells in your body

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KJ_StErOiDs
09/09/22 2:09:04 AM
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It would be a more interesting fact if your teeth were older than you.

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JigsawTDCII
09/09/22 4:46:57 AM
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if we ignore the cell regeneration 7 year thing, op is incorrect. you have a full set of teeth at birth, including the adult teeth, they just havent ruptured yet.

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hera
09/09/22 9:35:42 PM
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you're still older than you're teeth lol

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Firewood18
09/09/22 10:40:52 PM
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I have a wisdom tooth that never came in. Its my phantom tooth. A genetic ghost perhaps heralding the evolution of the loss of back biting wisdom.

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joemodda
09/09/22 10:57:52 PM
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I'm older than most cells in my body truth be told

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Straughan
09/09/22 11:25:05 PM
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In all probability, were probably older than this entire simulation and maybe a few more.

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Revelation34
09/09/22 11:40:53 PM
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I hate shaving but still do it since I hate beards more.

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papercup
09/09/22 11:43:30 PM
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The first thing that forms is your anus.

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